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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #510 on: January 09, 2017, 06:48:37 pm »
i still wonder what aeTIos meant with that o.O
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #511 on: January 10, 2017, 01:46:13 am »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #512 on: January 10, 2017, 02:56:00 pm »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #513 on: January 10, 2017, 03:00:18 pm »
actually we didnt talk about girlfriends, just about GIF and JPEG files that we like
aaaand about peanut butter... <_<

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #514 on: January 10, 2017, 07:08:54 pm »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #515 on: January 11, 2017, 12:09:26 pm »
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kotu   DOGMAN   11:55:00
kotu   HES A MAN   11:55:04
kotu   HE DRIVES A VAN   12:01:39
kotu   HE DOESNT NEED A TAN   12:02:13
kotu   DOGMAN   12:02:15
*   kotu gives dogman another machine gun present.   12:06:12
p2   that evn rhymes Grin   12:07:13
kotu   its meant to   12:07:21
kotu   its a song
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #516 on: January 11, 2017, 01:16:05 pm »
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p2   what the Big Frown   14:08:40
kotu   wat   14:09:11
p2   There's an App in the Appstore, called "Arctic Walrus Survivival Simulator Free"   14:09:22
p2   You play as a walrus   14:09:25
p2   The game is pretty good   14:09:30
p2   But the second mission in story mode is   14:09:40
p2   Find and kill 3 Foxes   14:09:46
p2   Big Frown   14:09:47
p2   It said "Live the life of a walrus" in the info...   14:10:39
kotu   im pretty sure walrii cant catch foxes irl   14:10:42
p2   Now I'm unsure if I can still love walruses like before Big Frown   14:11:00
p2   if they kill foxes Cry   14:11:08
kotu   walrii eat fish dumbass   14:11:11
p2   the first mission was kill a wolf... Kittyface   14:11:28
kotu   ah right   14:11:35
p2   and before that I killed and ate a deer...   14:11:36
PT_   nah   14:11:51
PT_   kill foxed   14:11:53
PT_   Troll   14:11:56
p2   nuu Ninja   14:12:08
p2   the game is evil   14:12:12
*   p2 lost >.<   14:12:18
kotu   i once invented a game called gorilla hunter   14:12:31
kotu   where the gorillas wear hats   14:12:56
p2   There's another App, called "Wealthy Walrus"... The 4th Rule is: "NO CHEATING. I am all-seeing and all-knowing. I am the Wealthy Walrus"   14:13:48
p2   Truely the creater Shocked   14:13:55
p2   *creator   14:13:58
kotu   ah i gtg   14:14:19
p2   In the beginning there was Walrii, in the end there will be Walrii. All hail our supreme leader <3   14:14:21
p2   bye kotu smiley   14:14:29
p2   May the Walrii be with you   14:14:36
kotu   bye   14:14:39
kotu   thx   14:14:41
While the first one is just evil, the econd one i undeniable a sign of our true creators O.O
I should play less walrus games, they are strange :ninja:

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kotu   the word 'tau' sounds like it is not meant to be used
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #517 on: January 12, 2017, 06:20:37 pm »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #518 on: January 12, 2017, 07:02:21 pm »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #519 on: January 12, 2017, 09:49:47 pm »
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kotu   yes!!!   21:48:41
kotu   i am amazing!!!!!!!!   21:48:44
kotu   i did it!!!!!   21:48:53
kotu   dogman run about   21:49:09
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #520 on: January 13, 2017, 12:58:20 am »
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kotu   gameblabla really? juju can i troil jews for a bit?   00:03:18
Juju   no trolling jews here   00:03:30
kotu   JEWS ARE s***   00:03:31
kotu   JEWS ARE s***   00:03:32
kotu   im done   00:03:34
Juju   except the jewjews   00:03:37
gameblabla   ban request   00:03:38
kotu   Big Frown   00:03:47
gameblabla   lel   00:03:47
kotu   i was being nice   00:03:50
kotu   i like jews   00:04:03
kotu   really   00:04:04
Juju   nice.   00:04:07
catastropher   not funny though   00:04:10
kotu   EXCEPT I HATE JEWS   00:04:12
kotu   lol   00:04:14
kotu   I DO NOT KNOW KRIS LUDDS.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #521 on: January 13, 2017, 01:00:37 am »
kotu, as a reminder, please don't double, triple, or quadruple post. The MODIFY button exists for a reason.

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #522 on: January 13, 2017, 03:06:50 am »
I asked MateoC why he was spending his time recovering DJ's levels, this happened :
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MateoC   DJ: Would you happen to know how many pipes were in the first level? It might go faster smiley   2:04:49 AM
MateoC   It doesn't look the same as the original pack   2:05:06 AM
gameblabla   i can't believe you are doing that mateo   2:05:34 AM
gameblabla   it's been like 2 days since you tried to recover dj's levels   2:06:01 AM
MateoC   Nah   2:06:18 AM
MateoC   Just started tonight   2:06:22 AM
gameblabla   oh   2:06:35 AM
MateoC   I was just getting info   2:06:35 AM
gameblabla   if this was up to me though, i would just tell dj to redo his levels. that would have been faster anyway   2:07:35 AM
MateoC   Yeah but I like editing hex files Tongue   2:08:07 AM
gameblabla   that night, you could have spend it on sex rather than recovering some dude's levels

it's funny, by my own standards.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #523 on: January 13, 2017, 08:35:11 am »
nice but I have my doubts about the last line...
He wouldnt be editing text files if he had THAT to chose from  <_<
Or would you really prefer editing text files @MateoConLechuga   :ninja:


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kotu   hello   14:23:22
p2   Jello   14:30:15
kotu   moo   14:30:24
Sorunome   *pony noises*   14:31:10
p2   *sound of hay being nommed*   14:31:32
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p2   awww   14:31:54
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kotu   no problem   14:32:52
Sorunome   ^.^   14:33:41
p2   *narrator voice* And so a new, beautiful friendship began   14:34:50
Sorunome   are you implying our old friendship is broken? Big Frown   14:35:31
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kotu   wtf   14:39:25
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #524 on: January 16, 2017, 05:43:02 pm »
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Sorunome   poor foxes :')   17:17:41
Sorunome   * Cry   17:17:43
kotu   aww soru i didnt mean it im sorry
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