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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by DJ Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

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c4ooo

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c4ooo  rhgfdujgzrkdlS;GFDSGJKANDSFGMEKARFGJNFRD GUIDRBN GUIDKFNBGAP UIDRGHNAMEROI;GHNEMRAOIGHNJAMER   5:09:40 PM
c4ooo  git is stupid   5:09:45 PM
c4ooo  udfnusidbgnUSIYDFBgnsiudgPENISudbnfsidbgnsuidg   5:10:03 PM
c4ooo  there's no better feeling except when you get git to work
This one is subtle, props to anyone who finds it ;)

Yuki

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DJ Omnimaga

I didn't see it last night but now I am a disapoint ._.
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p2

WIRC:
Quotep4nix   Cl2 + H2 -(UV-LIGHT)-> 2HCl   22:24:58
p2   urgh, chemestry... >.<   22:25:07
p4nix   wait   22:25:22
c4ooo   every time p4nix is on irc we end up talking about either gay sex, building bombs, or making meth   22:25:23
Sorunome   chemistry is just applied physics   22:25:24
p4nix   gonna show you   22:25:25
Juju   lol   22:25:31
p4nix   Soru TRIGGERED   22:25:38
Sorunome   https://xkcd.com/435/   22:25:38
Juju   making meth is just applied chemistry   22:25:41
p4nix   gay sex is applied chemistry too   22:26:07
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

p2

Quotep4nix   I dont believe that we humans are worth anything  :P   22:10:59
p2   but I think only for the worst of the worst....   22:11:10
p4nix   Indeed, I bet this whole universe would sell as a huge fail on a universe-ebay-site   22:11:25
p2   we're the stupidest of al animals and yet we're the most intelligent ones...   22:11:28
p4nix   for 3 galactic cents.   22:11:34
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

Unicorn

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<MateoC> Anyone here can tell me that you don't just delete your path right :/
11:38:38 AM I<+I|> <kotu> gonna get another 100 years outta this bad boy at least
11:38:54 AM W— +Walrified post by p2 on Re: Pebble is Dead http://codewalr.us/1763/49165
11:39:07 AM I<+I|> <kotu> what path are you on about
11:39:34 AM I<+I|> <kotu> psychic invisibility?
11:39:43 AM I<+I|> <kotu> you do that
11:39:48 AM U<Unicorn|> like windows pc path
11:40:08 AM I<+I|> <kotu> are you suggesting i delete all my files
11:40:24 AM I<+I|> <kotu> because i could do that, thinking about it
11:40:34 AM I<+I|> <kotu> hmm
11:40:40 AM I<+I|> * kotu engages deep thought
11:40:49 AM I<+I|> <kotu> im gonna delete all my files!!! woo!!!!!
11:41:41 AM I<+I|> <kotu> s***
11:41:44 AM I<+I|> <kotu> why
11:41:49 AM W— +Walrified post by p2 on Re: Funny/awesome Youtube videos http://codewalr.us/228/49166
11:41:50 AM I<+I|> <kotu> damn you mateo!!!
11:41:55 AM I<+I|> <kotu> that was a s*** idea!!!!!!!
11:42:02 AM I<+I|> <kotu> bs
11:42:10 AM U<Unicorn|> wtf
11:42:18 AM U<Unicorn|> how does that turn into deleting files
I don't understand kotu's train of thought

inb4
* Unicorn deletes his path and all his files
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??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Yuki

inb4 deleting system32 has a benefic effect on your health and well-being.
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WholeWheatBagels

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kotu   i cant believe what i was doing   5:53:43 PM
kotu   wait
kotu   I AM RICK ASTLEY!!! AND YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS JESUS. THIS IS WHAT I DO NOW!!   5:54:04 PM
Bagels   O SH*T   5:54:23 PM
kotu   I JUST RUINED CW!!!   5:54:26 PM
Bagels   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Streetwalrus

Quote from: Juju on December 12, 2016, 04:10:50 AM
inb4 deleting system32 has a benefic effect on your health and well-being.
Course it does.

DJ Omnimaga

For some reasons, this reminds me a bit of the user who tried to replace an on-board graphics card on his laptop or something in 2007 on UTI. IIRC he just desoldered the thing without even knowing what he was doing, then he wondered why his computer stopped working afterwards.
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kotu

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JWinslow23   Hmm...by my spy, my 'Y' glyphs fly spry. My cry's "Why'd my shy glyphs dry by my spy?"   08:49:45
*   JosJuice1 has joined the channel   08:50:37
kotu   wtf is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   08:50:38
kotu   XD   08:50:43
kotu   dont   08:51:09
JWinslow23   A sentence I made using only the "vowel" Y about how this sentence only uses the "vowel" Y   08:52:55
*   JosJuice has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)   08:53:16
kotu   it might annoy dj thats all   08:55:52
JWinslow23   It's not like I'll do it again Tongue   08:57:43
kotu   do it again i dont think hes here at the moment   08:59:03
kotu   Y   09:00:13
JWinslow23   No.   09:00:20
JWinslow23   Tongue   09:00:21
kotu   (  Y  )   09:00:25
DJ Omnimaga   i am about to go to bed lol   09:00:27
JWinslow23   I'm never doing that again   09:00:28
kotu   sorry   09:00:46
kotu   didn't think you were here dj   09:00:53
DJ Omnimaga   I was contemplating updating http://tistory.wikidot.com/forumstats since it's outdated but realized it was almost 4 AM Dry   09:01:23
kotu   i see   09:01:45
kotu   wow yours is the best site   09:03:52
kotu   Cheesy   09:04:03
kotu   )  Y  (   09:05:31
kotu   hope that helps
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p2

QuoteSorunome   the sao world was destroyed and the player data transfered to alfheim. Might have been the same servers running it but that is not the point   14:22:37
aeTIos   sorunome discussing anime   14:23:01
Sorunome   remember how it is said that alfheim is based on sao code?   14:23:02
aeTIos   brings a tear to my eye   14:23:10
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

DJ Omnimaga

Rofl kotu, that escalated quickly. Also I haven't seen anyone discuss anime in a long while on CW chat.
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