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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by DJ Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

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Yuki

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Unicorn

Quote from: Juju on October 03, 2016, 07:09:27 AM
That explains everything.
Yup, no wonder.

Also.

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— Walrified post by Juju on Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW) http://codewalr.us/61/45354
9:25:21 PM I<+I|> <kotu> Juju
9:25:25 PM I<+I|> <kotu> you are a nurse
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??? ??? ??? ??? ???

kotu

Quote from: Unicorn on October 03, 2016, 07:34:00 AM
Also.

Quote
— Walrified post by Juju on Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW) http://codewalr.us/61/45354
9:25:21 PM I<+I|> <kotu> Juju
9:25:25 PM I<+I|> <kotu> you are a nurse

fine.

she looks like one, that's all
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Yuki

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E37

Quote from: kotu on October 03, 2016, 07:36:21 AM
Quote from: Unicorn on October 03, 2016, 07:34:00 AM
Also.

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— Walrified post by Juju on Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW) http://codewalr.us/61/45354
9:25:21 PM I<+I|> <kotu> Juju
9:25:25 PM I<+I|> <kotu> you are a nurse

fine.

she looks like one, that's all
Quote from: Juju on October 03, 2016, 12:16:23 PM
I... what?

Oh no..... Now that I've seen it, there is no un-seeing it!  O.O
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p2

Quote from: E37 on October 03, 2016, 04:14:47 PM
Quote from: kotu on October 03, 2016, 07:36:21 AM
Quote from: Unicorn on October 03, 2016, 07:34:00 AM
Also.

Quote
— Walrified post by Juju on Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW) http://codewalr.us/61/45354
9:25:21 PM I<+I|> <kotu> Juju
9:25:25 PM I<+I|> <kotu> you are a nurse

fine.

she looks like one, that's all
Quote from: Juju on October 03, 2016, 12:16:23 PM
I... what?

Oh no..... Now that I've seen it, there is no un-seeing it!  O.O
seeing "it" you mean that famous beard of his? Or where there some strange nurse costume corss-dressing photos going around while I was gone...? <_<
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Yuki

First, a maid (c.f. that time when I attempted to sell a BBQ grill on Facebook), now a nurse... You guys really want me to cross-dress?
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Unicorn

Quote from: Juju on October 05, 2016, 12:48:44 AM
First, a maid (c.f. that time when I attempted to sell a BBQ grill on Facebook), now a nurse... You guys really want me to cross-dress?
NA... I think Juju has a beard, would make cross-dressing to hard

* Unicorn runs
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??? ??? ??? ??? ???

p2

*strange pictures of typical wiking's wives with axes and beards pop up in p2' head* O.o
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

p2

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga 11.10.2016 20:21:48Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

DarkestEx

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Quote from: ReplyAt the rate the British pound is dropping atm it maybe isn't considered money anymore.
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princetonlion.tibd

Quote from: p2 on October 11, 2016, 06:26:44 PM
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga 11.10.2016 20:21:48Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P

* princetonlion.tibd also sets this to his signature
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)

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