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Quotenetham45   XBMC renamed to Kodi, it's a media center app.   5:33:25 PM
Juju   random netham appeared   5:35:29 PM
*   netham45 has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)   5:35:32 PM
Juju   random netham disappeared   5:35:53 PM
DJ Omnimaga   aaah ok   5:37:50 PM
DJ Omnimaga   you crashed netham? D:   5:37:58 PM
Juju   apparently   5:38:17 PM

c4ooo

Quote*   Walrified post by c4ooo on Re: Walrii fanart [walrus][sprites][pixel art][sprite sheet] http://codewalr.us/38/42596   6:13:19 AM
*   Walrified post by c4ooo on Re: Olympics 2016 http://codewalr.us/1500/42597   6:36:32 AM
*   Walrified post by c4ooo on Re: c4's 3D Game Engine [3d][lwjgl][java] http://codewalr.us/1473/42598   7:34:51 AM
*   Walrified post by c4ooo on Re: Game mock-up graphics and ideas http://codewalr.us/244/42599   7:42:04 AM
*   Walrified post by c4ooo on Re: Have any of you ever been scammed? http://codewalr.us/1491/42600   7:45:45 AM
*   Walrified post by c4ooo on Re: If Illusiat 13 RPG was revived, would anyone still be interested? http://codewalr.us/1497/42601   7:46:44 AM
Hayleia   brace yourselves, c4ooo woke up Tongue   7:48:09 AM
Hayleia   *hi   7:48:15 AM
c4ooo   oh s*** wadup
Quote
That moment when you spam more then DJ omnimaga O.O

DJ Omnimaga

I still remember when you posted like 20 times (or was it 30) in less than an hour then stopped posting for almost 2 months. <_<

c4ooo

Two funny conversations in the span of an hour:
Quotec4ooo   English is weird   11:21:07 PM
c4ooo   "I never said she stole money*   11:21:19 PM
c4ooo   Depending on what word you emphasise it changes the meaning of the above sentence.   11:21:46 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Conglaturation, you have lost a great game   11:24:02 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Cya   11:24:17 PM
aeTIos   c4ooo thats what commas are for   11:24:45 PM
aeTIos   and other interpunction   11:25:11 PM
aeTIos   I never, said she, stole money   11:25:19 PM
aeTIos   I never said "she stole money"   11:25:30 PM
aeTIos   I never said (that) she stole money   11:25:45 PM
Juju   I, never said, she stole money   11:26:02 PM
Juju   I, never said she, stole money   11:26:38 PM
Juju   I never said she, stole, money   11:27:01 PM
Juju   money stole she, said never I   11:27:37 PM
aeTIos   you're going too far jujuz   11:30:03 PM
8/15/2016
bb010g   That's what itallics are for   12:04:40 AM
bb010g   I never said *she* stole money   12:04:46 AM
bb010g   *I* never said she stole money   12:04:53 AM
bb010g   I never said she *stole* money   12:05:01 AM
bb010g   etc   12:05:02 AM
bb010g   Commas are gramatical and don't have the same capability to convey vocal emphasis   12:05:27 AM
c4ooo   What   12:07:16 AM
c4ooo   Have i   12:07:20 AM
c4ooo   Started O.O 12:07:33 AM
Juju    lol   12:12:15 AM

And the second one:
Quote
notipa   neat, got my antenna epoxied   12:25:04 AM
notipa   contemplating a second coat for strength but i used a lot   12:25:18 AM
nikky   you start up a pirate radio?   12:26:18 AM
notipa   nah, discone for 935 MHz   12:26:40 AM
nikky   33cm eh   12:27:26 AM
nikky   what are you gonna use that for?   12:27:31 AM
notipa   nah it's the commercial band just above 33cm   12:28:53 AM
notipa   for my scanner   12:28:57 AM
nikky   what are you gonna use that for?   12:29:10 AM
notipa   listening to commercial band just above 33cm   12:29:33 AM
nikky   you're not really answering the question   12:29:44 AM
notipa   but that's what i'm gonna use it for   12:30:15 AM
nikky   who uses that band?   12:30:22 AM
notipa   commercial users   12:31:07 AM
nikky   LIKE WHO   12:31:18 AM
nikky   are that thick?   12:31:22 AM
notipa   http://www.radioreference.com/apps/db/?sid=1879   12:31:55 AM
nikky   you clearly went through this effort to listen to something specific besides just "commercial users"   12:31:57 AM
nikky   was that so hard?   12:32:11 AM
nikky   "what are you gonna use that for?"   12:32:16 AM
nikky   "Listening to California Edison"   12:32:23 AM
notipa   that's just an example   12:32:41 AM
notipa   SCE is offline here   12:32:48 AM
notipa   but there's some other P25 users I haven't identified   12:33:02 AM
c4ooo   WhTs this radio stuff   12:48:47 AM
c4ooo   Havnt you heard of the interwebs?

DJ Omnimaga

Quote from: c4ooo on August 14, 2016, 09:55:13 pm

Quote
notipa   neat, got my antenna epoxied   12:25:04 AM
notipa   contemplating a second coat for strength but i used a lot   12:25:18 AM
nikky   you start up a pirate radio?   12:26:18 AM
notipa   nah, discone for 935 MHz   12:26:40 AM
nikky   33cm eh   12:27:26 AM
nikky   what are you gonna use that for?   12:27:31 AM
notipa   nah it's the commercial band just above 33cm   12:28:53 AM
notipa   for my scanner   12:28:57 AM
nikky   what are you gonna use that for?   12:29:10 AM
notipa   listening to commercial band just above 33cm   12:29:33 AM
nikky   you're not really answering the question   12:29:44 AM
notipa   but that's what i'm gonna use it for   12:30:15 AM
nikky   who uses that band?   12:30:22 AM
notipa   commercial users   12:31:07 AM
nikky   LIKE WHO   12:31:18 AM
nikky   are that thick?   12:31:22 AM
notipa   http://www.radioreference.com/apps/db/?sid=1879   12:31:55 AM
nikky   you clearly went through this effort to listen to something specific besides just "commercial users"   12:31:57 AM
nikky   was that so hard?   12:32:11 AM
nikky   "what are you gonna use that for?"   12:32:16 AM
nikky   "Listening to California Edison"   12:32:23 AM
notipa   that's just an example   12:32:41 AM
notipa   SCE is offline here   12:32:48 AM
notipa   but there's some other P25 users I haven't identified   12:33:02 AM
c4ooo   WhTs this radio stuff   12:48:47 AM
c4ooo   Havnt you heard of the interwebs?

@CVSoft not wanting to admit he wants to spy on the government to Nikky? :trollface:

DJ Omnimaga

LE MORSE EST SOUS LSD! <- Best quote ever in response to :walrii: being pink XD



This was on TI-Planet last night (and it means The walrus is high on LSD). He didn't see our actual LSD Walrii, though :P

p2

Quote from: Juju on August 23, 2016, 04:45:01 am
Sorry für die Google übersetzen Antworten, aber das ist interessant. Gibt es viele deutsche Lautsprecher hier?

"deutsche Lautsprecher" means computer-speakers built in germany...  :thumbsup:
Google translator is just great ^^
what he ment was "are there many guys speaking german around?" ^^
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

DJ Omnimaga

Lol, Google Translate can do weird stuff, especially with German and Japanese. Also back when my English was still absolutely horrible, my games suffered from it. Also to add to the injury, in hi school in Quebec, we only learn basic English and read text, but by the year we graduate we still have troubles writing a paragraph of text, we can't figure out when to use here or there, this or that, etc. In order to perfect our written English skills we had to play JRPGs. But that was in the 90's, back when Japanese game translations were absolutely sucky. I bet at least 1 hi-school student in Quebec wrote "This story is happy end" at the end of his English story.

Juju

Quote from: p2 on August 23, 2016, 09:55:42 am
Quote from: Juju on August 23, 2016, 04:45:01 am
Sorry für die Google übersetzen Antworten, aber das ist interessant. Gibt es viele deutsche Lautsprecher hier?

"deutsche Lautsprecher" means computer-speakers built in germany...  :thumbsup:
Google translator is just great ^^
what he ment was "are there many guys speaking german around?" ^^

Hehe, yeah, that's pretty much what I meant, lol.

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on August 24, 2016, 05:45:42 am
Lol, Google Translate can do weird stuff, especially with German and Japanese. Also back when my English was still absolutely horrible, my games suffered from it. Also to add to the injury, in hi school in Quebec, we only learn basic English and read text, but by the year we graduate we still have troubles writing a paragraph of text, we can't figure out when to use here or there, this or that, etc. In order to perfect our written English skills we had to play JRPGs. But that was in the 90's, back when Japanese game translations were absolutely sucky. I bet at least 1 hi-school student in Quebec wrote "This story is happy end" at the end of his English story.
Nowadays with the Internet, more and more people can understand English at least correctly as it's nearly everywhere on Internet. Even to the point I'm in French chatrooms and we're writing in English half of the time for no reason.
Read Zarmina!
YUKI-CHAAAANNNN
In the beginning there was walrii. In the end there will be walrii. All hail our supreme leader :walrii: --Snektron



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p2

DJ Omnimaga: We should add a section in CodeWalrus for translations  ???
Like you upload any text/dialogue/instructions in english and other members translate it into their languages ;)
This should make it much easier to support lanugage settings in programs any of us develop ;)
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

p2

I have no idea how this could have happened xD

Quote from: c4ooo on August 11, 2016, 03:15:28 pm
Hmm.... "p2"... that name sounds familiar...
Ohh yea you are that guy who had the MLP anti-SOPA image in your signature :trollface:

Anyways, hopefully you actually stick around, unlike 99% of " returning" members who leave again after a few months <_<


QuoteDJ Omnimaga   It's possible the upload guy just remade the entire song from scratch at a lower pitch using his own samples too, because the kickdrum sounds like one of the FL Studios default kickdrums   07:48:39
JWinslow23   PI IS WRONG = I SEE NUMBERS = THE CODE IS TAU = 130   07:51:23
JWinslow23   Use the obvious A=1, B=2, etc, it matches   07:51:37
JWinslow23   Also, A CORRECT CIRCLE CONSTANT = THE NUMBER EQUAL TO TAU = 239 :P   07:51:48
JWinslow23   Hey   07:51:52
c4ooo      WAIT   08:32:29
c4ooo      PT_ AND p2 ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE   08:33:09
PT_         Duh   08:33:15
PT_         it took so long to figure that out??   08:33:33
c4ooo      Yep :P   08:33:49
PT_         wow   08:33:57
c4ooo      When I was talking to p2 last night I thought he wsd the "ice compiler guy" :P   08:34:56
PT_         :trollface:   08:35:05
notipa      bleh   08:54:34
notipa      i feel unfantastic and i don't know why   08:54:43
p2         hey c4ooo, nice to meet you :)   09:22:17
p2         I'm called "p2"   09:22:24
p2         and by the way...   09:22:26
p2         you were often chatting with me and PT_ at the same time!? xD   09:22:47


Quote
Hayleia   well what was your code exactly?   17:37:33
c4ooo   Idk i think i PMed runer with it   17:37:44
p2      hey Hayleia  :)   17:39:37
c4ooo   WAIT WAIT WAIT   17:40:53
c4ooo   P2   17:40:57
c4ooo   I JUST REALIZED WHO YOU ARE   17:41:10
c4ooo   your that guy from omni   17:41:15
c4ooo   LOLOLOL xD   17:41:18
p2      seriously...? O.o   17:41:36
c4ooo   right? Tongue   17:41:43
p2      I AM!?   17:41:48
p2      thought you realized that just after realizing I wasn't liek PT_'s clone or something!?   17:42:10
c4ooo   lol no   17:42:17
p2      xD   17:42:25
p2      @Hayleia So you're saying I should use these interrupts to separate my program parts, not put them in extra files? That's gonna be annoying since I got to scroll down all this stuff hundreds of times XD   17:43:10
c4ooo   lol after i replied to your post on the thread for new members i completely forgot who you were? Tongue   17:43:26


Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

DJ Omnimaga

Quote from: p2 on August 24, 2016, 09:29:35 am
DJ Omnimaga: We should add a section in CodeWalrus for translations  ???
Like you upload any text/dialogue/instructions in english and other members translate it into their languages ;)
This should make it much easier to support lanugage settings in programs any of us develop ;)
That could be an idea actually. I wonder if there would be much demand, though. I would like to experiment, since some people might be interested in translating games or getting theirs translated. My main worry is that everyone will just beg for translators, which will obviously lead to no answer. So ideally it should encourage authors to implement the translations from other people in their programs themselves.

Quote from: Juju on August 23, 2016, 04:45:01 am
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on August 24, 2016, 05:45:42 am
Lol, Google Translate can do weird stuff, especially with German and Japanese. Also back when my English was still absolutely horrible, my games suffered from it. Also to add to the injury, in hi school in Quebec, we only learn basic English and read text, but by the year we graduate we still have troubles writing a paragraph of text, we can't figure out when to use here or there, this or that, etc. In order to perfect our written English skills we had to play JRPGs. But that was in the 90's, back when Japanese game translations were absolutely sucky. I bet at least 1 hi-school student in Quebec wrote "This story is happy end" at the end of his English story.
Nowadays with the Internet, more and more people can understand English at least correctly as it's nearly everywhere on Internet. Even to the point I'm in French chatrooms and we're writing in English half of the time for no reason.
Also the fact that at some point in the past, the entire CodeWalrus staff, as well as half of the regular members, spoke French as their native language, yet the website remained English. This was a bit why we had that one 2015 April Fools prank about CW becoming a French site. :P

Quote from: p2 on August 24, 2016, 03:58:33 pm
I have no idea how this could have happened xD

Quote from: c4ooo on August 11, 2016, 03:15:28 pm
Hmm.... "p2"... that name sounds familiar...
Ohh yea you are that guy who had the MLP anti-SOPA image in your signature :trollface:

Anyways, hopefully you actually stick around, unlike 99% of " returning" members who leave again after a few months <_<


QuoteDJ Omnimaga   It's possible the upload guy just remade the entire song from scratch at a lower pitch using his own samples too, because the kickdrum sounds like one of the FL Studios default kickdrums   07:48:39
JWinslow23   PI IS WRONG = I SEE NUMBERS = THE CODE IS TAU = 130   07:51:23
JWinslow23   Use the obvious A=1, B=2, etc, it matches   07:51:37
JWinslow23   Also, A CORRECT CIRCLE CONSTANT = THE NUMBER EQUAL TO TAU = 239 :P   07:51:48
JWinslow23   Hey   07:51:52
c4ooo      WAIT   08:32:29
c4ooo      PT_ AND p2 ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE   08:33:09
PT_         Duh   08:33:15
PT_         it took so long to figure that out??   08:33:33
c4ooo      Yep :P   08:33:49
PT_         wow   08:33:57
c4ooo      When I was talking to p2 last night I thought he wsd the "ice compiler guy" :P   08:34:56
PT_         :trollface:   08:35:05
notipa      bleh   08:54:34
notipa      i feel unfantastic and i don't know why   08:54:43
p2         hey c4ooo, nice to meet you :)   09:22:17
p2         I'm called "p2"   09:22:24
p2         and by the way...   09:22:26
p2         you were often chatting with me and PT_ at the same time!? xD   09:22:47


Quote
Hayleia   well what was your code exactly?   17:37:33
c4ooo   Idk i think i PMed runer with it   17:37:44
p2      hey Hayleia  :)   17:39:37
c4ooo   WAIT WAIT WAIT   17:40:53
c4ooo   P2   17:40:57
c4ooo   I JUST REALIZED WHO YOU ARE   17:41:10
c4ooo   your that guy from omni   17:41:15
c4ooo   LOLOLOL xD   17:41:18
p2      seriously...? O.o   17:41:36
c4ooo   right? Tongue   17:41:43
p2      I AM!?   17:41:48
p2      thought you realized that just after realizing I wasn't liek PT_'s clone or something!?   17:42:10
c4ooo   lol no   17:42:17
p2      xD   17:42:25
p2      @Hayleia So you're saying I should use these interrupts to separate my program parts, not put them in extra files? That's gonna be annoying since I got to scroll down all this stuff hundreds of times XD   17:43:10
c4ooo   lol after i replied to your post on the thread for new members i completely forgot who you were? Tongue   17:43:26



This reminds me how EyeAreSee was in #omnimaga for years and it took me until last Summer before finally realizing he was @Patrick Davidson O.O . I had the same issue with EinEifler on Cemetech as well (who is AHelper0)

Juju

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on September 02, 2016, 05:40:56 am
Quote from: p2 on August 24, 2016, 09:29:35 am
DJ Omnimaga: We should add a section in CodeWalrus for translations  ???
Like you upload any text/dialogue/instructions in english and other members translate it into their languages ;)
This should make it much easier to support lanugage settings in programs any of us develop ;)
That could be an idea actually. I wonder if there would be much demand, though. I would like to experiment, since some people might be interested in translating games or getting theirs translated. My main worry is that everyone will just beg for translators, which will obviously lead to no answer. So ideally it should encourage authors to implement the translations from other people in their programs themselves.
Oh, I like this idea, translation help thread, someone gives out their strings to translate, I'd gladly help translating some stuff in French.

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on September 02, 2016, 05:40:56 am
This reminds me how EyeAreSee was in #omnimaga for years and it took me until last Summer before finally realizing he was @Patrick Davidson O.O . I had the same issue with EinEifler on Cemetech as well (who is AHelper0)
People with different alt nicks >.> ...wait, that was Patrick? o.o
Read Zarmina!
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