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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by DJ Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 am

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Streetwalrus

QuoteStreetwalrus, [12.10.15 16:23]
+Ivoah | Good morning everyone!
+I| | <Cumred_Snektron> heya ivo
+Ivoah | Hello fellow staffer
+I| | <Cumred_Snektron> lol
+Streetwal | hello underlings
+Streetwal | :P
+I| | <Cumred_Snektron> u wot m8
+I| | <Cumred_Snektron> 1v1 me bl2
+Streetwal | lol
+Ivoah | Hello overling
+Ivoah | I just grabbed my calculator instead of my mosue
+Ivoah | *mouse
+Streetwal | lol
+I| | <Cumred_Snektron> gg
+I| | <Cumred_Snektron> i grabbed the internet instead of my homework

Snektron

I should really be learning my german, but i got distracted .-.
Legends say if you spam more than DJ Omnimaga, you will become a walrus...


Araidia

Quote from: Cumred_Snektron on October 12, 2015, 02:36:20 pm
I should really be learning my german, but i got distracted .-.

I was forced by my mom to take Spanish instead of German. Thing is MY SISTER IS TAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW. So unfair >:(

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DJ Omnimaga

Quote from: Streetwalrus on October 12, 2015, 02:22:46 pm
+Ivoah | I just grabbed my calculator instead of my mosue


I approve of this. Once you saw this line of text, then that's all you can see.

Juju

Quote from: Araidia on October 13, 2015, 03:31:06 am
Quote from: Cumred_Snektron on October 12, 2015, 02:36:20 pm
I should really be learning my german, but i got distracted .-.

I was forced by my mom to take Spanish instead of German. Thing is MY SISTER IS TAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW. So unfair >:(
I did the same thing a few years ago, I had the choice between Spanish and German and I took Spanish. Not that any of those languages are terribly useful in my situation, I mean there's not a lot of Spanish people here?

I'd like to have Japanese courses, though.
Read Zarmina!
YUKI-CHAAAANNNN
In the beginning there was walrii. In the end there will be walrii. All hail our supreme leader :walrii: --Snektron



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Streetwalrus

Same here, middle school force me to take Spanish instead of German because they only allowed German as a first language and I already had English. So yeah, I kinda speak Spanish, but I don't remember a lot and I gave up on it anyway during the second year so I've always had low grades in it. :P

DJ Omnimaga

October 14, 2015, 12:59:24 am #291 Last Edit: November 04, 2015, 06:10:29 am by DJ Omnimaga
Personally, German was not available in hi-school. I guess it's due to fewer german immigrants around here, though, compared to mexicans and people from Spain, so fewer people took such class. I was also a bit scared back then because I kept hearing that German is much harder to learn than Spanish, French and English from a French perspective, but I realize that I should have tried it anyway.

By the way Street, how is your learning coming along for your new home town language? Are there a lot of French and English people where you live?

Also some walrus randomness occurred earlier O.O

QuoteDJ Omnimaga   Omnom   4:00:00 PM
c4ooo   what do walri eat?   4:00:08 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Food   4:00:08 PM
Araidia   NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM   4:00:19 PM
c4ooo   Ninja   4:00:20 PM
DJ Omnimaga       4:00:22 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Prbly fish   4:00:29 PM
Araidia      4:00:36 PM
c4ooo   there is no whay you could have replied that fast   4:00:43 PM
Araidia   Don't know how to do the other walrii   4:00:52 PM
DJ Omnimaga   : w a 1 r i i :   4:01:19 PM
gameblabla       4:01:39 PM
c4ooo   they are omnivores...   4:01:51 PM
*   Walrified post by MaxLeiter on Re: KIMP - a (huge) WIP image/sprite editor for KnightOS http://codewalr.us/770/23847   4:01:56 PM
Araidia       4:01:57 PM
Araidia   omg   4:01:59 PM
CVSoft   O.O.O   4:02:10 PM
Araidia   :wa2rii:   4:02:12 PM
Araidia   I tried   4:02:15 PM
c4ooo   <link to gore-intensive picture of walrus eating his meal>   4:03:30 PM
W-801   i.kinja-img.com: image/jpeg (81.53 KB)   4:03:31 PM
Araidia   OH WHY   4:03:43 PM
c4ooo   :walrus:   4:04:02 PM
c4ooo      4:04:17 PM
*   Walrified post by DJ Omnimaga on Re: SDL/n2DLib ports for TI Nspire http://codewalr.us/670/23848   4:04:19 PM
Araidia   I NEVER KNEW WALRUSES WERE THIS GRUSOME   4:04:27 PM
c4ooo   :wa1ii:   4:04:35 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Omg   4:04:43 PM
c4ooo       4:04:46 PM
c4ooo   RUN!!!   4:04:52 PM
DJ Omnimaga   But CW walruses are cute :P   4:04:53 PM
DJ Omnimaga   An invasion seems underway   4:05:16 PM
c4ooo    noms dj   4:05:26 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Noes


Not only we learned that walruses likes food and eat it in rather gruesome ways, but this also caused an invasion on IRC <_<

Araidia

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Juju   Hi   7:49:44 PM
Juju   I just realized   7:50:21 PM
Juju   I took the bus 7 times today and all of them were ending with 7   7:50:44 PM
Juju   Also today is the 13th of the month.   7:51:16 PM
Juju   7->377->77->87->7->7->7   7:52:09 PM
DJ Omnimaga   rofl   7:52:18 PM
DJ Omnimaga   would have been funny if even the bus ID was ending with 7   7:52:34 PM
DJ Omnimaga   eg 0907   7:52:37 PM
Juju   I did not noticed   7:52:45 PM
Juju   lol   7:52:53 PM
Juju   But that's likely


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Juju

Yeah, I guess I took quite a lot of sevens today :P
Read Zarmina!
YUKI-CHAAAANNNN
In the beginning there was walrii. In the end there will be walrii. All hail our supreme leader :walrii: --Snektron



if you wanna throw money at me and/or CodeWalrus monthly it's here

DJ Omnimaga

I hate that bus because it's always full, but again the 801 is not any better (it's full even at 10 PM). And now the ferry is on strike so I hope that it won't be even worse on my side of the river...

Araidia

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on October 14, 2015, 02:06:31 am
I hate that bus because it's always full, but again the 801 is not any better (it's full even at 10 PM). And now the ferry is on strike so I hope that it won't be even worse on my side of the river...

Why's the ferry on strike?

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DJ Omnimaga

It's the guys who are in charge of repairs who are on strike. They are protesting against budget cuts and lack of salary increases. While the captains and boat workers are not on strike, the boats cannot operate if the maintenance crew is inactive, for safety reasons.

As a result, traffic has became a nightmare on the two bridges during rush hour and the bus transit can't keep up. Plus on top of that, no boat means no public transit from 12 AM to 6 AM instead of 2:20 AM to 6 AM and on Sunday it's worse, because it's 8:30 PM to 8 AM. Gotta be careful if I ever go out with juju near his place because I don't have a car and don't want to spend $40 on a cab.

Araidia

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on October 14, 2015, 03:40:10 am
It's the guys who are in charge of repairs who are on strike. They are protesting against budget cuts and lack of salary increases. While the captains and boat workers are not on strike, the boats cannot operate if the maintenance crew is inactive, for safety reasons.

As a result, traffic has became a nightmare on the two bridges during rush hour and the bus transit can't keep up. Plus on top of that, no boat means no public transit from 12 AM to 6 AM instead of 2:20 AM to 6 AM and on Sunday it's worse, because it's 8:30 PM to 8 AM. Gotta be careful if I ever go out with juju near his place because I don't have a car and don't want to spend $40 on a cab.

How long is the strike going to be for?

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Streetwalrus

Quote from: Araidia on October 14, 2015, 01:08:27 am
Quote
Juju   Hi   7:49:44 PM
Juju   I just realized   7:50:21 PM
Juju   I took the bus 7 times today and all of them were ending with 7   7:50:44 PM
Juju   Also today is the 13th of the month.   7:51:16 PM
Juju   7->377->77->87->7->7->7   7:52:09 PM
DJ Omnimaga   rofl   7:52:18 PM
DJ Omnimaga   would have been funny if even the bus ID was ending with 7   7:52:34 PM
DJ Omnimaga   eg 0907   7:52:37 PM
Juju   I did not noticed   7:52:45 PM
Juju   lol   7:52:53 PM
Juju   But that's likely


Quote from: Iron MaidenSeven deadly sins
Seven ways to win
Seven holy paths to hell
And your trip begins

Seven downward slopes
Seven bloodied hopes
Seven are your burning fires
Seven your desires

:P

DJ Omnimaga

That's from Seventh Son of a Seventh Son, right?

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