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Started by DJ Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 am

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princetonlion.tibd

The USSR reminds me of first the Country/state, then
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)

DJ Omnimaga

Yeah I know. I still remember in elementary school when our school books were 4-6 years old and still said USSR instead of Russia, so in geography class the teacher always had to remind us that USSR no longer exists.

princetonlion.tibd

Our school globes say that :P

But I study the Cold War/ WW2 for fun, so my geography is a bit messed up for that region of Asia/Europe :P
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)

DJ Omnimaga

Yeah I remember when we had history classes. I liked them actually, especially world war 2 stuff. Medieval times was fun too.

alexgt

I like History because it is super easy xD

Streetwalrus

Quote<I|>  4<ben_g> It's CPU is a 3.2 GHz quad core i5 (turbo boost till 3.9GHz), it's GPU is a Sapphire HD 7xxx series something, it has 16GB of 1600MHz RAM, a 256GB 500MB/s SSD for OS, programs and frequently played games, then a 1TB hard drive for main data storge, a 500GB extra hard drive for additional storage
<I|>  4<Cumred_Snektron> i came

DJ Omnimaga

That is awesome, but it needs more calculators. :P

Streetwalrus

There was also a funny conversation between JWinslow and aeTIos, Cumred and me about the former touching his girlfriend's breasts a few minutes after that. :P

DJ Omnimaga

Wait what? I hope he didn't do that O.O

Streetwalrus

Warning, long log, not cleaned up.
[22:26:46] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> It was my gf
[22:26:51] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> That picture
[22:26:55] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Was Kelsey
[22:26:56] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Shocker
[22:27:15] <Streetwal> what
[22:28:15] * Walrified ^C10post by ^ODarkestEx^C10 on ^C03Re: microcat - The ultimative ARM based handheld game console^C10 http://codewalr.us/646/21985
[22:29:35] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> http://p.pinger.com/mms/666/0cj8ak.jpg
[22:29:58] * Walrified ^C10post by ^ODJ Omnimaga^C10 on ^C03Re: microcat - The ultimative ARM based handheld game console^C10 http://codewalr.us/646/21987
[22:30:10] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> She decided to dress in drag for a day. Makeup, fake beard, breasts duct taped under the armpits, sock in the pants, everything
[22:30:27] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> At one point in the day, she forgot she did that, looked in the mirror, and freaked herself out
[22:30:29] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> XD
[22:30:47] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> That's the only pic she has
[22:32:07] * Walrified ^C10post by ^ODarkestEx^C10 on ^C03Re: microcat - The ultimative ARM based handheld game console^C10 http://codewalr.us/646/21988
[22:32:59] <Streetwal> XD
[22:33:17] * Walrified ^C10post by ^ODJ Omnimaga^C10 on ^C03Re: DJ waves goodbye from IRC and Telegram. See you on the forums.^C10 http://codewalr.us/705/21989
[22:33:44] <Streetwal> I suppose strapping your boobs isn't very comfortable though lol
[22:35:08] <I|> ^C4^O<DarkestEx> lol that photo XD
[22:35:29] * Walrified ^C10post by ^ODarkestEx^C10 on ^C03Re: DJ waves goodbye from IRC and Telegram. See you on the forums.^C10 http://codewalr.us/705/21990
[22:36:39] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> jwinslow
[22:37:10] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> there i wenr thinking thats a pretty handsome guy
[22:42:27] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Hey, he's mine :P
[22:42:37] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Streetwal: She said they were sore
[22:42:45] <Streetwal> lol
[22:42:47] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I almost asked to give them a massage :P
[22:42:57] <Streetwal> you should have :P
[22:45:02] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> You think I could get away with that in a million years? :P
[22:45:40] <Streetwal> lol
[22:46:03] <Streetwal> likely in a few years
[22:46:06] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> HEya
[22:46:11] <Streetwal> *cough*aeTIos*cough*
[22:46:24] <Streetwal> sup
[22:47:00] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> JWinslow but but boob massages
[22:47:08] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> she doesn't let you do that?
[22:47:15] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I never asked
[22:47:19] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> get to the next base asap :P
[22:47:21] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Besides, we're in high school :P
[22:47:26] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> i got away with it
[22:47:29] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> :3
[22:47:41] <Streetwal> lol
[22:47:47] <Streetwal> you have a gf Cumred ?
[22:47:52] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> yiss
[22:47:57] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> bewbs r gud.
[22:48:00] <Streetwal> I didn't know o.o
[22:48:08] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> yeah its since like a week only
[22:48:13] <Streetwal> XD
[22:48:15] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> hahahahaha
[22:48:23] <Streetwal> and you didn't tell us
[22:48:30] <Streetwal> :(
[22:48:44] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> i tell u now :P
[22:48:46] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> btw
[22:48:48] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> <I|> ^C2<Streetwal. >:(
[22:48:48] <Streetwal> ^.^
[22:48:51] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> fixed
[22:48:54] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> any thoughts on antlr?
[22:49:03] <Streetwal> yes aeTIos
[22:49:27] * Walrified ^C10post by ^Oadekto^C10 on ^C03Re: microcat - The ultimative ARM based handheld game console^C10 http://codewalr.us/646/21991
[22:49:32] <I|> ^C3^O^C2* matrefeytontias has quit #CodeWalrus (Quit: Leaving)
[22:50:05] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> but yeah JWinslow how old are yoh actually: P
[22:50:05] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> you*
[22:50:21] <Streetwal> 14 iirc
[22:52:12] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> hmm
[22:52:22] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> aeTIos: 14, but turning 15 in January
[22:52:47] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> I could see why you're still in the boring zone then
[22:52:53] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> And yeah. I asked her about the boob massage thing. Wonder what she'll say :P
[22:53:05] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> ("boring zone" according to xkcd)
[22:53:21] <Streetwal> lol
[22:53:51] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Not sure she'll expect it. I mean, I've literally stayed clear of them whenever I could
[22:53:55] <Streetwal> https://xkcd.com/540/
[22:53:55] <YukiBot> [^C10title^O] xkcd: Base System
[22:54:25] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> jwinslow: hmm I did that the first couple months too I guess
[22:54:35] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Why, when I tried to rub a bit higher than her bare belly, I made positively sure I was rubbing down the middle, and not on any boob skin or under a bra
[22:54:48] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Many times
[22:55:00] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> problem: the best part to hold a hug is right up there :P
[22:55:17] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> (when hugging from the back anyway)
[22:55:33] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> actually
[22:55:35] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I usually hold just above there or below there.
[22:55:47] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> ehe
[22:55:48] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Usually below if I'm trying to stay for a long time
[22:55:56] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Like, my hands come together near the belly
[22:56:05] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> ic
[22:56:16] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> butbut boobies :p
[22:56:20] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> yes
[22:56:23] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> I guess just ask
[22:56:25] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I was raised to be decent
[22:56:34] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I asked just to see what she'd say
[22:56:49] <Streetwal> lol
[22:57:02] <I|> ^C4^O<Strontium> I cant figure out how to load an image into a GROB on the HP Prime, or find out if it is even possible :/ I cant find anything on any forums about it.
[22:57:08] <I|> ^C4^O<Strontium> I should probably make a post here.
[22:57:27] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Dunno when she'll respond. I did it through text
[22:57:40] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> my gf literally told me that she likes it when I touch them so she basically gave me carte blanche around there
[22:57:50] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> profit?
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[22:58:27] <Streetwal> haha nice
[22:58:40] <Streetwal> boobs are kind of erogenous
[22:58:44] <Streetwal> so yeah
[22:59:06] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> its not that I strip her naked every time i see her tho
[22:59:17] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> tmi, dude :P
[22:59:25] <Streetwal> look
[22:59:28] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Kidding.
[22:59:29] <Streetwal> lol*
[22:59:29] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> why ha
[22:59:47] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> If my gf said she liked it, I'd do the same
[22:59:53] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Just because she likes it
[22:59:56] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> spoiler
[23:00:10] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> its hard to resist when you get full access
[23:00:17] <Streetwal> ask her first
[23:00:30] <Streetwal> which you did
[23:00:45] <Streetwal> otherwise you'll get in trouble :P
[23:00:45] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> because 1) she likes it and 2) boobz
[23:01:04] <Streetwal> and 3) BOOBZ
[23:01:26] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> She said "Yea"
[23:01:29] <Streetwal> 5318008
[23:01:39] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> jwinslow:lolprofit
[23:01:53] * Walrified ^C10topic by ^OStrontium^C10 on ^C03How do I load an image into a GROB on the HP Prime?^C10 http://codewalr.us/706/21993
[23:01:56] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Haha1
[23:01:58] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> *!
[23:02:00] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> 101pr0f1t
[23:02:07] <Streetwal> 120
[23:02:14] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> 410
[23:02:18] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> 420
[23:02:20] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> blaze
[23:02:23] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> ittttt
[23:02:31] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I asked her about doing it next time we visit each other
[23:02:48] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I wonder what it'd be like
[23:02:50] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> For me and her
[23:02:55] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> spoiler
[23:00:10] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> its hard to resist when you get full access
[23:00:17] <Streetwal> ask her first
[23:00:30] <Streetwal> which you did
[23:00:45] <Streetwal> otherwise you'll get in trouble :P
[23:00:45] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> because 1) she likes it and 2) boobz
[23:01:04] <Streetwal> and 3) BOOBZ
[23:01:26] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> She said "Yea"
[23:01:29] <Streetwal> 5318008
[23:01:39] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> jwinslow:lolprofit
[23:01:53] * Walrified ^C10topic by ^OStrontium^C10 on ^C03How do I load an image into a GROB on the HP Prime?^C10 http://codewalr.us/706/21993
[23:01:56] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Haha1
[23:01:58] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> *!
[23:02:00] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> 101pr0f1t
[23:02:07] <Streetwal> 120
[23:02:14] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> 410
[23:02:18] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> 420
[23:02:20] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> blaze
[23:02:23] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> ittttt
[23:02:31] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I asked her about doing it next time we visit each other
[23:02:48] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I wonder what it'd be like
[23:02:50] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> For me and her
[23:02:55] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> spoiler
[23:02:56] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> Where does 420 blaze it actually come from?
[23:02:57] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> good
[23:03:27] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> 420 comes from a secret club that gathered at 4:20 to smoke weed in secret
[23:03:30] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> I've heard it a lot of times and I know what it means, but I don't know what it's a reference of.
[23:03:57] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> blaze it I guess means smoke weed evrydayy
[23:04:22] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> "Sure"
[23:04:28] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Wish me luck, guys :P
[23:04:34] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> Well, if everyone knows about it, then that club wasn't very good at keeping things secret :p
[23:04:44] <Streetwal> more like I wish you fun :P
[23:04:45] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> JWinslow: for what?
[23:05:00] <Streetwal> touching his gf's boobs
[23:05:07] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> oh
[23:05:11] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> Good luck lol
[23:05:14] <Streetwal> :P
[23:05:31] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Gosh
[23:05:37] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Can't believe I asked
[23:05:41] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> And she said yes
[23:05:49] <Streetwal> that group would say 4 20 blaze it and then it stuck
[23:06:16] <Streetwal> winsy: how long have you guys been together
[23:08:20] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Streetwal: 11 months
[23:10:19] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> Cool.
[23:10:21] <Streetwal> that's long enough
[23:10:31] <Streetwal> longer than aeTIos
[23:10:42] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> I only have been with my gf for NaN months...
[23:10:49] <Streetwal> haha
[23:11:07] <Streetwal> I've been with my computer for two years
[23:11:07] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Imagine if that would have happened when we first met
[23:11:12] <Streetwal> :trollface:
[23:11:28] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> "Hey, I can play Swing Copters on my calculator! *grips and pinches boob*"
[23:11:31] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> :P
[23:11:34] <Streetwal> 2.5 even
[23:12:00] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> 3 months for me :p
[23:12:01] <Streetwal> lol
[23:12:25] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> No joke. I had a Swing Copters clone in development.
[23:12:27] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> But in a computer's case, newer is more awesome
[23:12:29] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I showed her about it
[23:12:38] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> That was how we met

It was actually before. :P

DJ Omnimaga

Now that is kinda akward, but I guess if she says you can do it and doesn't mind then I guess that's ok. :P

However...

Quote
breasts duct taped under the armpits
Wouldn't that hurt really bad? O.O

Streetwalrus

We'd need a girl to confirm it. :P But apparently she said they were sore.

JWinslow23

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on September 13, 2015, 11:56:12 pm
Wait what? I hope he didn't do that O.O

I have yet to, don't worry. :P Even then, I won't make a big deal about it.

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on September 14, 2015, 03:43:16 am
Now that is kinda akward, but I guess if she says you can do it and doesn't mind then I guess that's ok. :P

Only reason that I offered was because I said that since her breasts were sore, then I almost offered to massage them. Then aeTIos (mainly) started telling me to ask for real. That's all. She did say yes, and hopefully she likes it as much as aeTIos does :P .

DJ Omnimaga

Quote from: JWinslow23 on September 14, 2015, 12:10:34 pm
hopefully she likes it as much as aeTIos does :P .


I thought aeTIos was a guy? O.O

Just kidding about typo :P, and I see now. Always, always make sure you have the permission to do it :P (also in your case don't be too rough)

p4nix

Such discussions on IRC/forums, but DJO still being afraid to tell the 'meaning' of my name in public. Mmmh, yeah :P

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