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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by DJ Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 am

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DJ Omnimaga

I am surprised the IRC server didn't auto-kick you for flood :P

Also the following post was made in CW staff forum (hidden from regular members. Business as usual, I guess):

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on October 25, 2016, 07:37:52 am


aeTIos

ceci n'est pas une signature

p2

it's really great how they all flash slightly different (not starting with same color // different flashing speed / ...)! Making them look really great together! :D
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

DJ Omnimaga

They all flash the same for me most of the time, except when they don't load simultaneously (especially the last which is hosted elsewhere right now)

Streetwalrus

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on October 26, 2016, 01:34:42 am
I am surprised the IRC server didn't auto-kick you for flood :P

Walrus IRC is whitelisted in the botnet so it doesn't get kicked.

DJ Omnimaga

Oh I thought he posted this from IRC lol.

p2

wtf I shear they were flashing different 4 hours ago... O.o
the bigger one as well as the ones laft and right of him here flashing different before O.o
now I'm confused...
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

DJ Omnimaga

It probably depends of the browser. That said, right now two of them are flashing differently, but both flashes from the same color together.

Streetwalrus

So @aeTIos shares his internet connection with the house owners at his place, and they're streaming tonight which screws it up for him.

QuoteaeTIos, [30.10.16 20:27]
i actually feel like turning off the 2.4 ghz

Streetwalrus, [30.10.16 20:28]
don't be a d***hole

aeTIos, [30.10.16 20:28]
that doesn't work

Streetwalrus, [30.10.16 20:28]
?

aeTIos, [30.10.16 20:28]
d***-hole

Streetwalrus, [30.10.16 20:29]
don't be a urethra

aeTIos, [30.10.16 20:29]
XD

p2

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on October 26, 2016, 07:04:51 am
They all flash the same for me most of the time, except when they don't load simultaneously (especially the last which is hosted elsewhere right now)



indeed... the last one is different than most of the others... <_<
Spoiler: ShowHide
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

DJ Omnimaga

Wat @kotu
Quote[/DJ Omnimaga   Walriichu   12:57:24 AM
kotu   get skinned   12:57:35 AM
kotu   who has a brown face   12:57:54 AM
kotu   go to sleep   12:57:59 AM
kotu   hmm easy   12:58:02 AM
kotu   bye   12:58:04 AM
DJ Omnimaga   Lol   1:03:28 AM
DJ Omnimaga   You want to skin Walriichu alive so that he has a brown face? How cruel Sad   1:04:14 AM
Juju      1:07:08 AM
Juju   why   1:07:09 AM
Juju   kotu I speak French, DJ too   1:07:36 AM
kotu   bonsieur   1:08:06 AM
Juju   bon matin.   1:08:16 AM
kotu   j'ai trois souers   1:08:22 AM
kotu   j'adore les cigarettes   1:09:08 AM
kotu   je suis un fils unique   1:09:20 AM
kotu   plus tard   1:09:38 AM
kotu   j'en amais un retard es[ace   1:09:50 AM
kotu   WHAT   1:09:56 AM
kotu   JUJU   1:09:58 AM
kotu   THATS DISGUSTING   1:10:03 AM
Juju   what   1:11:30 AM
kotu   i dunno   1:30:07 AM
kotu   did you kill my sisters or not   1:30:21 AM
kotu   eh   1:30:30 AM
kotu   ??   1:30:36 AM
kotu   YOU DID   1:30:42 AM
kotu   I KNEW IT   1:30:46 AM
kotu   gonna check in the morning   1:30:59 AM
kotu   Undecided   1:31:15 AM
kotu   juju   1:31:27 AM
kotu   why do you a bearded handsome man have a sexy nurse avatar pic   1:31:44 AM
DJ Omnimaga   Wat   1:36:18 AM
kotu   not pest control is it   1:36:20 AM
kotu   haven't you seen it?   1:37:06 AM
kotu   this   1:38:34 AM
kotu   https://codewalr.us/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1043;type=avatar   1:38:35 AM
*   Unicron has joined the channel   1:39:26 AM
kotu   i think   1:39:39 AM
kotu   actually   1:39:44 AM
notipabot   https://codewalr.us/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1043;type=thelastairbender   1:39:45 AM
kotu   oh well my game my game   1:40:12 AM
kotu   ur site   1:40:14 AM
kotu   bye now   1:40:22 AM
kotu   texas chainsaw massacre   1:44:58 AM
kotu   #   1:45:09 AM
kotu   ##   1:45:10 AM
kotu   are you a) a gay man   1:50:51 AM
kotu   b) a girl who has a boyfriend but wants to attract attention online   1:51:16 AM
kotu   c) a pest baNNER   1:51:32 AM
kotu   d) something else   1:51:41 AM
kotu   change your avatar pls juju   1:51:58 AM
kotu   unless well you know   1:52:07 AM
kotu   it makes the site attract lots less visitors the way it is now   1:52:25 AM
kotu   thankyou   1:52:27 AM
kotu   AMEN   1:52:47 AM
Unicron   YES   1:53:27 AM
Juju   b-b-but Marie-Neige~   2:07:27 AM
Unicron   Juju's new avatar: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/0WrfVjVR/download1.png   2:09:23 AM
MateoC   I want to write my own linker...   2:14:22 AM
MateoC   The one in the C SDK is awful   2:14:30 AM
MateoC   Undecided   2:14:35 AM
juju2143   Okay   2:26:21 AM
DJ Omnimaga   Juju   2:27:23 AM
DJ Omnimaga   Make a Walrus out of your avatar   2:27:35 AM
juju2143   Frivolesque walrii?   2:32:06 AM
Unicron   MateoC: Isn't DrDnar working on one?   2:32:35 AM
Unicron   mmk   2:35:13 AM
MateoC   In C#   2:35:22 AM
MateoC   I like C better Tongue   2:35:29 AM
Unicron   Ima head off to sleepland and get up nice and early to do some maths with asymptotes   2:35:41 AM
MateoC   Night Tongue   2:35:45 AM
Unicron   MateoC: ah, I see   2:35:50 AM
MateoC   Eh   2:41:15 AM
MateoC   C# is nice   2:41:21 AM
*   Walrified post by gameblabla on Re: nKaruga, PC demake of Ikaruga (ported from TI-Nspire) http://codewalr.us/708/47081   2:43:47 AM
kotu   STL is best   2:49:30 AM
kotu   hmm std::vector   2:56:15 AM
kotu   std::list hmm yummys   2:56:23 AM
kotu   auto_ptr hmm   2:56:30 AM
*   kotu drools   2:56:37 AM
kotu   mateoc   2:57:08 AM
kotu   i wrote stl   2:57:12 AM
kotu   in assembler   2:57:16 AM
kotu   I WIN   2:57:21 AM
kotu   YOU LOSE   2:57:26 AM
kotu   HA HA HA   2:57:29 AM
kotu   im sorry, i lied   2:57:44 AM
*   kotu DEAD   2:57:48 AM
*   kotu KILLED   2:57:55 AM
*   kotu POLICE.   2:58:01 AM
*   Unicron has quit IRC (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)   4:55:52 AM
p2   hi kotu smiley   4:57:51 AM
p2   did you shoot a cop or did a cop shoot you? or maybe both...?   4:58:08 AM
*   Walrified post by gameblabla on Re: This topic should crash your browser [Google Chrome] http://codewalr.us/1682/47083   5:30:24 AM
*   Walrified post by gameblabla on Re: What are you listening to? http://codewalr.us/160/47084   5:37:11 AM
kotu   cops shot me   6:55:08 AM
kotu   they know i've been hassling mateo, saying he's not as good looking as me and stuff   6:55:43 AM
kotu   they were livid   6:55:47 AM
kotu   hey p2 guess what   6:56:11 AM
kotu   it was a joke! i'm not dead! but i did get shot and stabbed Sad oh well   7:04:27 AM
Snektron   morning   7:04:37 AM
kotu   hello   7:04:41 AM
kotu   u ok   7:05:30 AM
kotu   this is like cold cake   7:09:26 AM
kotu   thats called normal cake - i am jesus after all!   7:10:00 AM
kotu   oh well   7:10:03 AM
kotu   i will remember you well!   7:10:11 AM
kotu   (still mates)   7:10:21 AM
kotu   ___________________________________________   7:11:29 AM
kotu   you know, in real life, an avatar is... hmm.... something to do with and associated with angels and archangels, and it is VERY SERIOUS   7:12:12 AM
kotu   do not ask me ask someone else what one is   7:12:38 AM
DJ_Omnimaga   spam much? Tongue   7:26:57 AM
p2   kotu you'Re getting strange againand I have no idea what you're trying to tell me XD   7:29:59 AM
p2   also I wont pray to you Dry   7:30:15 AM
p2   If jesus was among us, it would be Juju for he has the mighty beard   7:30:40 AM
kotu   he's quite jesussy but just not jesussy enough   7:39:58 AM
kotu   i am fat   7:40:01 AM
p2   and I am lazy, let's team up Grin   7:48:11 AM
*   minibug has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)   7:53:03 AM
*   minibug has joined the channel   7:53:24 AM
tr1p1ea_   lol   7:57:52 AM
aeTIos   help   7:59:13 AM
aeTIos   customer running xp   7:59:20 AM
*   Walrified post by kotu on Re: Programming Ideas http://codewalr.us/908/47085   8:06:56 AM
kotu   p2, we have to team up again? did we friend-dump each other or something? Huh   8:07:59 AM
p2   nah was just talking about fat&lazy Grin   8:21:39 AM
p2   btw take a look at this lol http://vid.pr0gramm.com/2016/11/01/dcdb359829ce10e0.mp4   8:21:46 AM
p2   I'm a bird       ~( ̄▽ ̄)~   8:32:46 AM
kotu   f*** ME WITH A BARGEPOLE   9:06:27 AM
kotu   HARD BLOKE   9:06:30 AM
kotu   (A 20%ER)   9:07:20 AM
kotu   f*** ME   9:07:25 AM
kotu   P2, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME WATCH?   9:07:50 AM
*   kotu BURNS P2 ON A PIRE   9:08:05 AM
*   p2 noms a cookie   9:16:53 AM
DJ Omnimaga   Pink walrus   9:35:47 AM
*   SopaXorzT has joined the channel   9:38:29 AM
p2   hi dj ^^   9:52:54 AM

kotu

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DJ Omnimaga

Generally it's not a good idea to IRC while drunk or high, though. :P

That said I didn't mind as long as it doesn't disrupt other convos.

p2

Quote from: Gameblabla on IRC on 09.11.2016 09:49 (right after trump election)i wonder what if americans muslims will get assaulted by angry white protesters
or maybe i should bump p4nix so we can be in bed together
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

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