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Started by Dream of Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

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Vijfhoek   | hi
Vijfhoek   | I hate hail
Vijfhoek   | I just had three tonnes of ice dumped on my head when cycling home
Juju         | Nature's Ice Bucket Challenge?
Juju, you just won the internet. ^___^
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Dream of Omnimaga

I had this happen before but it was a very small rain storm and hail lasted about 1 minute max. It was definitively scary as kid since I was worried about getting hurt >.<

And when people get caught in the middle of a big rainstorm they often say they just took their shower :P

Funny quote, though XD
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O.O

Quote<pic of injured aeTIos finger>

DJ: O.O D:
AeTIos: ok now it looks totally scary lol
DJ: yes
Juju: kind of
AeTIos: tlooks scarier than it is
DJ: Does it hurt or feel weird?
AeTIos: no but it sings
DJ: Wat
AeTIos: the hallelujah chorus
DJ: Lol
AeTIos: very loud
AeTIos: it's annoying as c
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Still singing. The people in train are creeped out by it.
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Snektron

Is there a ceremony going on? (Maybe it's the train to the afterlife  O.O)
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Duke "Tape" Eiyeron

Next time, sing to them "What's going on" of 4 non blondes! :p
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Quote from: Cumred_Snektron on February 03, 2015, 01:55:43 PM
Is there a ceremony going on? (Maybe it's the train to the afterlife  O.O)
It almost seems like someone did that one illicit substance with which you see things <_<
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It was in The Netherlands after all (Amsterdam pls y u do dis). Also i just realized, with the snow and all lately, i'm surprised the
trains are even going (for people outside of NL, the Dutch railway (NS) has a reputation of
having a 3hr delay with like a milimeter snow <_<).
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Dream of Omnimaga

I was talking about aeTIos actually :P

Also wow, over here I think trains are still operating during mild snowstorms and through the winter. If Quebec public transit stopped working everytime we have snow on the ground, then Quebec would be paralyzed 4-6 months a year.
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Yuki

Snow does not stop anything here. Unless it snows so much you can't see anything.
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Well, even then, the worse that can happen are power outages, many car accidents, and in such cases, yes public transit can stop. And obviously, schools will close during any kind of snowstorm, ice storm or episode of extreme cold. Also, roads located in remote locations will usually close, so people cannot go to work. But I never saw a big city become in stalemate mode just from 2 inches of snow.

The worst is if a big freezing rain or ice storm occurs where there is 1 inch of freezing rain, in which case it can cripple the power grid and falling tree branches will block roads.
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Recently there was a huge jam where the whole system that controls safety blocks, sign poles, rail switches etc completely glitched out... and it was around the busiest station in NL (utrecht). There weren't any trains for like 8 hours. and it didn't even snow :P
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Snektron

Really? i did't notice anything. But then i don't really travel by train very often
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Last year Montreal metro kept stopping working every week or so for no reason.
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Quote from: Cumred_Snektron on February 08, 2015, 11:17:25 AM
Really? i did't notice anything. But then i don't really travel by train very often
Yeah, well, I commute to school every day so I get pretty much all disruptions on my route, and there's quite a bunch. Usually it's nowhere as bad as this one, though.
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