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The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« on: December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 am »
Ok so I think it's time for a quote topic. Unfortunately, I don't have access to my old Telegram logs from before this site started, so quotes from the Telegram Codewalrus group will have to be shared by other staff. But here is something from the hidden staff sub-forum that absolutely has to be shared:

XD You guys come up with weird ideas.
And yes people protesting against swearing are a PITA (pun intended).

This was after aeTIos made fun of thanksgiving and turkeys and jokingly brought up the PETA. :P



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Re: The funny quote thread
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2014, 02:35:48 pm »
Ghehe. Street and I have all logs from the telegram group so I'll ask him if there's anything interesting on there :P

Also I vote for [NSFW] tag because you know, questionable jokes and stuff might appear.
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Funny quotes : the thread
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2014, 02:54:22 pm »
Agreed, we are never too sure about nsfw jokes, they could come out of nowhere.
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Re: The funny quote thread
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2014, 04:37:34 pm »
Oh whoops I forgot to add this in the topic title. My bad :P

Preferably use spoilers for them too.
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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2014, 04:42:11 pm »
MAybe a (maybe NSFW atm) whould be more precise. Oh well, that would be quite useless.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2014, 06:03:22 pm »
Lol Eiyeron at your post title edits. :P
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2014, 06:04:53 pm »
Aw man, I have to stop now, you found out...  :(

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2014, 06:12:34 pm »
So routers were finally considered as drug paraphernalia due to the potential addicting properties of Internet and are now sold at head shops? O.O

And yes Spaceballs is epic. It could have it's own funny quotes thread lol.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2014, 06:15:09 pm »
Yeah, Spaceballs : The funny quotes! XD

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2014, 08:51:03 pm »
Yeah, in reply of me saying routers are sold in drug stores lol.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2014, 09:47:07 pm »
Yeah I was joking because English uses the same word for both french words "drogue" and "médicament" :P (the former refering to addicting medication and other substances, but more illegal ones)
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2014, 11:58:04 pm »
Lol yeah in french you also have droguerie which is the same as drugstore. :P
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2014, 01:05:27 am »
We don't hear that a lot in Québec.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2014, 01:18:48 am »
When people refer to run-down or seedy neighboorhoods over here they sometimes refer to them as "piquerie", though.


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aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:46] the game
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:46] the has 3 letters
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] game has 4 letters
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] 4-3 =1
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] 4-1 = 3
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] a triangle has 3 sides
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] illuminati is a triangle
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] illuminati confirmed
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2014, 04:03:20 pm »
We don't hear that a lot in Québec.

The same in France. Just a few shops still use  this name...
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