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Walrii storytelling!

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Basically, just add to the story (keep it small/simple/:walrii:) of the person in front of you.

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Here's the story:

--- Quote from: p2 on May 30, 2017, 10:02:15 am ---
--- Quote from: _iPhoenix_ on May 29, 2017, 04:32:00 pm ---But shhh... We are observing the secretive :walrii: in its natural habitat...

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*suddenly a naked walrus crosses our way, nipping on a cup of coffee, screaming "Nüf nüüüf" as it sees us*

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*suddenly, it charges us, screaming "nüüüüüüüüüf", and our walrii translator tells us that it means either "ooh cute non-walrii" or "mommy?"*

Try not to stress out the :walrii:...

...said the pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows: however, what it couldn't know was that the :walrii:-translator actually had a giant bug.

Nobody knew it, but the :walrii: actually meant...

... "Can I eat you?"

Unfortunately, the explorers thought it was asking about mommy. They were greedy people, and decided to try and get it to follow them. They said "yes" in the language of the walrus....

...which was "Plorth Plith (Performed by :walrii: flippers slapping together)". They then followed :walrii: to a secluded cave, where stalagmites dripped an unknown liquid...

...which was oddly metallic. The :walrii: proceeded to chant something, which sounded like it was having a seizure, but the explorers knew it wasn't when...


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