Tell your crappy jokes here!

b/Other publicado por u/xMarminq_ March 14, 2017, 01:47:37 AM

Tell your crappy jokes here!

I'm bored. Just post stupid, insensitive, and bad jokes. Nothing over the top.

Here's mine:
What's the difference between a Ferrari and dead Walruses?

Spoiler

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Keep in mind it's a joke and not supposed to be taken seriously

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u/kotu March 14, 2017, 01:48:13 AM

Quote from: xMarminq_ on March 14, 2017, 01:47:37 AM
I'm bored. Just post stupid, insensitive, and bad jokes. Nothing over the top.

Here's mine:
What's the difference between a Ferrari and dead Walruses?
Spoiler
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Keep in mind it's a joke and not supposed to be taken seriously

that is tight

u/xMarminq_ March 14, 2017, 01:51:41 AM

I got it from Twitch donation trolls

u/_iPhoenix_ March 14, 2017, 01:52:19 AM

I have a good one:

This guy being sane:

EDIT by DJ: Fixed Youtube link

Last Edit: March 14, 2017, 01:59:37 AM by DJ Omnimaga

u/kotu March 14, 2017, 10:44:55 AM

Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who killed a man and escaped??

Spoiler

He is now a small medium at large.

u/_iPhoenix_ March 14, 2017, 04:58:50 PM

That's actually really clever. I got one:

Did you hear about the scarecrow that got promoted to the supermarket?

Spoiler

He was outstanding in his field

u/mazhat March 14, 2017, 11:20:25 PM

A scientist wonders about the universe and says, "Why?".
An engineer creates things and says, "How?".
An artist draws, and says, "Can I take your order please?".

I love art, please don't destroy me artists.

u/ordelore March 14, 2017, 11:27:37 PM

A fish hits his head while swimming upriver
"Dam"

<new joke>
Did you hear about the lady who fell down the well?
She didn't see that well
</new joke>

<brand new joke>
My forum activity
</brand new joke>

u/Yuki March 15, 2017, 02:58:59 AM

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in the police
The police went away
The guy went into the wall

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in the police
The police went away
The guy still got arrested

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in a wall
The wall went away
The guy went into the police

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in the police
The wall went away
The guy went into a walrus

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in X
X went away
The guy went into Y

Also, not mine, saw it on Facebook, but which one is your favourite Korea?
- North Korea
- South Korea
- Carey Price

Last Edit: March 15, 2017, 04:50:54 AM by Juju

u/Hayleia March 16, 2017, 09:19:33 AM

Life is like Rogue One

Spoiler

everyone dies at the end.

Note, obviously don't click if you didn't watch it yet

u/p2 March 16, 2017, 09:28:40 AM

And again I read the content of the spoiler BEFORE reading the NOTE line...

u/Hayleia March 16, 2017, 10:50:47 AM

Quote from: p2 on March 16, 2017, 09:28:40 AM
And again I read the content of the spoiler BEFORE reading the NOTE line...

Note, p2 and people who watched Rogue One can click the spoiler but it's not recommended for others.
(I wrote the note before the spoiler this time

)

Spoiler

Not sure if it's that much of a spoiler actually. It's a movie that happens between movies we already know, and none of the new people introduced in there are to be seen in next episodes. Because they died of course. Or because they're useless, but who makes a Star Wars movie about useless people?

u/p2 March 16, 2017, 10:58:43 AM

Note: Just read the spoiler, it's not spoilering

Spoiler

I haven't watched starwars in 4 or 5 years, so I probably haven't seen the movies this one is supposed to play in in between as well

u/Sorunome March 16, 2017, 09:17:24 PM

Quote from: p2 on March 16, 2017, 10:58:43 AM
Note: Just read the spoiler, it's not spoilering
Spoiler
I haven't watched starwars in 4 or 5 years, so I probably haven't seen the movies this one is supposed to play in in between as well

Spoiler

the movies between which it takes place is the one released in 1977 and the one released in 2005. So you have likely seen them both.