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Started by xMarminq_, March 14, 2017, 01:47:37 am

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xMarminq_

I'm bored. Just post stupid, insensitive, and bad jokes. Nothing over the top.

Here's mine:
What's the difference between a Ferrari and dead Walruses?
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I don't have a Ferrari in my garage


Keep in mind it's a joke and not supposed to be taken seriously
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kotu

Quote from: xMarminq_ on March 14, 2017, 01:47:37 am
I'm bored. Just post stupid, insensitive, and bad jokes. Nothing over the top.

Here's mine:
What's the difference between a Ferrari and dead Walruses?
Spoiler: ShowHide
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage


Keep in mind it's a joke and not supposed to be taken seriously


that is tight
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xMarminq_

I got it from Twitch donation trolls  :D
I don't associate with associations

_iPhoenix_

March 14, 2017, 01:52:19 am #3 Last Edit: March 14, 2017, 01:59:37 am by DJ Omnimaga
I have a good one:

This guy being sane:


EDIT by DJ: Fixed Youtube link
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"walruses are better than tuxedo chickens, all hail the great :walrii:" ~ me
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kotu

Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who killed a man and escaped??

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He is now a small medium at large.
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_iPhoenix_

That's actually really clever. I got one:

Did you hear about the scarecrow that got promoted to the supermarket?
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He was outstanding in his field
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"walruses are better than tuxedo chickens, all hail the great :walrii:" ~ me
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mazhat

A scientist wonders about the universe and says, "Why?".
An engineer creates things and says, "How?".
An artist draws, and says, "Can I take your order please?".

I love art, please don't destroy me artists. :)
Sketti

ordelore

A fish hits his head while swimming upriver
"Dam"

<new joke>
Did you hear about the lady who fell down the well?
She didn't see that well
</new joke>

<brand new joke>
My forum activity
</brand new joke>
Calc Wars is still alive (I hope)

Juju

March 15, 2017, 02:58:59 am #8 Last Edit: March 15, 2017, 04:50:54 am by Juju
Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in the police
The police went away
The guy went into the wall

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in the police
The police went away
The guy still got arrested

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in a wall
The wall went away
The guy went into the police

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in the police
The wall went away
The guy went into a walrus

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in X
X went away
The guy went into Y

Also, not mine, saw it on Facebook, but which one is your favourite Korea?
- North Korea
- South Korea
- Carey Price
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Hayleia

Life is like Rogue One
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everyone dies at the end.

Note, obviously don't click if you didn't watch it yet :P

p2

And again I read the content of the spoiler BEFORE reading the NOTE line...  9_9
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

Hayleia

Quote from: p2 on March 16, 2017, 09:28:40 am
And again I read the content of the spoiler BEFORE reading the NOTE line...  9_9
Note, p2 and people who watched Rogue One can click the spoiler but it's not recommended for others.
(I wrote the note before the spoiler this time :P)
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Not sure if it's that much of a spoiler actually. It's a movie that happens between movies we already know, and none of the new people introduced in there are to be seen in next episodes. Because they died of course. Or because they're useless, but who makes a Star Wars movie about useless people?

p2

Note: Just read the spoiler, it's not spoilering
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I haven't watched starwars in 4 or 5 years, so I probably haven't seen the movies this one is supposed to play in in between as well :ninja:
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

Sorunome

Quote from: p2 on March 16, 2017, 10:58:43 am
Note: Just read the spoiler, it's not spoilering
Spoiler: ShowHide
I haven't watched starwars in 4 or 5 years, so I probably haven't seen the movies this one is supposed to play in in between as well :ninja:


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the movies between which it takes place is the one released in 1977 and the one released in 2005. So you have likely seen them both.
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To be or not to be.........is that even a question? Who gets to decide this anyways?

p2

uh yeah ur probably right Soru xD Buuut I guess I don't remember them anymore...  9_9
Have to watch the whole thing again one day ^^
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

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