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Started by Dudeman313, January 26, 2016, 01:56:43 am

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April 24, 2016, 05:30:20 am #15 Last Edit: April 25, 2016, 02:46:02 am by DJ Omnimaga
There once was a small :walrii: named :walrii: who lived in a small :walrii: which was so small that no :walrii: bothered to name it, and this plenty much confused the small :walrii: named :walrii: who one day stumbled upon a secret :walrii: hidden by a fallen :walrii: which was chopped down by a 34 year old :walrii: who's 4th grade :walrii: 's childhood :walrii: was great-great :walrii: to a small :walrii: named :walrii: who once climbed into a secret :walrii: and discovered a hideous :walrii: which roared in his face, causing him to run away and tell many :walrii: who didn't believe him, mainly because it was an unbelievable story as was the one told by :walrii: , the tallest :walrii: ever to fall in love with :walrii:, the :walrii: of :walrii: , best friend of :walrii: , a :walrii: which once teased a small :walrii: named :walrii: who went back to a secret cave and faced a hideous :walrii:, which soon realized that the :walrii: meant :walrii: and decided that fighting with him wasn't worth it and let the  :walrii: passed the hideous :walrii: into a room full of delicious :walrii: which the :walrii: sold 50 cents per :walrii: and became rich off of and sold some to a :walrii: that was missing an arm, because twenty years ago, on a bright yet stormy day, there was a :walrii: that met a :walrii: named :walrii: who he fell in love with and married two months later on the same day that :walrii: fell into a :walrii: in her :walrii: that had been put there by a giant :walrii: that for three years had been tunneling under the :walrii: which was named after a :walrii: named :walrii: who ate a :walrii: made by a :walrii: who was :walrii: to a :walrii: named :walrii: that married a :walrii: and had a :walrii: that grew up to be a :walrii:, and shot an arm of a :walrii: who later had it amputated and then bought :walrii: from a small :walrii: named :walrii: who’s mother once threw a :walrii: into a wishing :walrii: that was built by a mysterious :walrii: who lost the game two years earlier to a :walrii: so the story of :walrii: ended in :walrii: confusion.


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Dudeman313

Wow.  O.O

But I bet you added that last part about the game yourself. <_<
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DJ Omnimaga

Indeed. :trollface:

Did you understand the plot, by the way? :P

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princetonlion.tibd

Do I just replace the :walrii: with the word "walrii?"
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DJ Omnimaga

Yes. :P (with an uppercase at the beginning)

Dudeman313

I don't exactly see how this matches the topic. :P
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DJ Omnimaga

The goal of this topic is extremely unclear, though <_<

maybe the title should be "How to roast a :walrii:"

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DJ Omnimaga

You only changed the title of your last post, not the topic itself, though. To change the topic title you must change the title of the first post.

alexgt

But roasting :walrii: 's would be inhumane

DJ Omnimaga

Indeed, unless that's all you have to eat (if you live in Northern Canada, Alaska or Greenland then that's a possibility). I heard the meat tastes a bit like beef, but eating it raw or not cooked well enough is dangerous because parasites tend to hide inside their body and the only way to kill them is cooking.

I doubt walruses are eaten anywhere else than those areas. :P

Dudeman313

You never know... :trollface:

Wait...how would that be inhumane? They're animals, aren't they? And haven't we as humans already established that we can eat anything?
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Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on May 04, 2016, 10:03:25 pm
Indeed, unless that's all you have to eat (if you live in Northern Canada, Alaska or Greenland then that's a possibility). I heard the meat tastes a bit like beef, but eating it raw or not cooked well enough is dangerous because parasites tend to hide inside their body and the only way to kill them is cooking.

I doubt walruses are eaten anywhere else than those areas. :P

Probably rural people in Alaska use them as a food source.

Quote from: Dudeman313 on May 05, 2016, 01:37:06 am
You never know... :trollface:

Wait...how would that be inhumane? They're animals, aren't they? And haven't we as humans already established that we can eat anything?

What I meant was roasting them alive, I have nothing against killing and eating things :P

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