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b/Randomness publicado por u/Dudeman313 January 26, 2016, 01:56:43 AM
I just wanted to make a thread for this. If you're too old to know what a roast is, here's an example:

"Eww! That's just gross!"
"Your face is gross!
"Oooo! Get wrect!/Shots fired!/Spittin' bars/Roasted!" :walrii:

That is a "roast."
Post anything like that you can think of here.
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u/alexgt January 26, 2016, 02:16:55 AM
"You smell like a walrus" :P (I take it as a complement xD)
u/Dudeman313 January 26, 2016, 02:22:30 AM
Give a full dialogue. Like this:

"Why is it squishy like that?"
"That's what she said!"
"Ooooo! Get wrekt!"
u/alexgt January 26, 2016, 02:24:49 AM
Ohh, oops :P I am out anyways xD
u/Dream of Omnimaga March 13, 2016, 06:28:45 AM
I am confused here. O.O
Is it related to walrus cooking?
u/Dudeman313 March 13, 2016, 10:34:13 AM
Well, no...but no one's really gonna use this thread, because now it just looks pretty dumb.
u/aetios March 14, 2016, 09:02:51 AM
YOUR FACE IS DUMB
u/DarkestEx March 14, 2016, 09:23:33 AM
Axe code:
.GetRect(Name of person)
Last Edit: March 14, 2016, 09:29:23 AM by DarkestEx
u/Dream of Omnimaga March 14, 2016, 01:25:47 PM
@DarkestEx shouldn't it be GetRekt(), not GetRect() in this case? :P
u/Dudeman313 March 14, 2016, 01:29:45 PM
Quote from: aeTIos on March 14, 2016, 09:02:51 AM
YOUR FACE IS DUMB
I know your face is dumb. :trollface:
u/DarkestEx March 14, 2016, 01:38:55 PM
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on March 14, 2016, 01:25:47 PM
@DarkestEx shouldn't it be GetRekt(), not GetRect() in this case? :P
Yes, but there is only Rect( as a token
u/Dream of Omnimaga March 14, 2016, 07:10:52 PM
You can always use individual lowercase letters :P

Goto 1
GetRekt(name of person)
Lbl 1

:P
u/Dudeman313 March 29, 2016, 09:46:14 PM
This one's a bit inappropriate, so I'll put it in a spoiler.
Best Roast Ever

4 people:
Max: John Massengale's c is so small, he could jerk off with a marker cap.
John M: That's not true...
Me: But Max, yours is so small you could jerk off with a straw.
Tanner: Burn! It doesn't get better than that! That's a once-in-a-lifetime thing!
u/Dream of Omnimaga March 29, 2016, 11:51:32 PM
That is actually worse than the one in the funny quotes thread O.O (in terms of NSFW-ness)
u/Dudeman313 March 31, 2016, 09:53:20 PM
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on March 29, 2016, 11:51:32 PM
That is actually worse than the one in the funny quotes thread O.O (in terms of NSFW-ness)
Well, there's a reason why the first word in the topic name is "Terrible." :trollface:
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