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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by DJ Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 am

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unknownloner

"If you buy this product, it will make your balls go lots of really far away" - my friend explaining a golf club advertisement

  
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DJ Omnimaga


unknownloner

We didn't get the context of golf clubs until after the fact either :D

  
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Juju

Reminds me this video where Charles Tisseyre (the Quebec equivalent of Morgan Freeman) explains how to check for testicular cancer using cuys (which is a type of Guinea pigs that happens to be homonym with testicles in French). That ad is literally made to be taken out of context.

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DJ Omnimaga

ROFL, imagine if this was an ad for the actual guinea pigs and how to take care of them properly. XD

However we should probably keep this in a separate thread and keep this one for CW quotes. :P

Duke "Tape" Eiyeron

I had to say the name to see the fun in that sentence...  O.O

Streetwalrus


DJ Omnimaga

Not really a CW-related quote, but I thought this was kinda funny in #cemetech during noon time when Kerm said this:

Quote13:25:41 <KermM> DJ_Omni: You should rename yourself DJ_Offline ;)
13:25:41 <EphraimB> I tried everything
13:25:45 <KermM> No, you didn't.
13:25:50 <KermM> If you tried everything, it would work.
13:26:33 <KermM> Start with the working test program, and move contents from WizardsC8 to the testing program until the testing program stops compiling.
13:26:41 <KermM> Then you'll know what the problem is.
13:26:46 <DJ_Omni> Hi
13:26:50 <notipa> hi
13:26:59 <DJ_Omni> I use irccloud
13:27:26 <DJ_Omni> So i get disconnected if i am idle for 2 hours
13:27:37 <notipa> needs more proper bouncer
13:27:47 <KermM> DJ_Omni: I mean because of your namesake website ;)


The joke was in reference to Omni downtime, since my nickname has Omni or Omnimaga in it. :P

Juju

Hehe, that was too easy, DJ_522Cloudflare_Error.
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YUKI-CHAAAANNNN
In the beginning there was walrii. In the end there will be walrii. All hail our supreme leader :walrii: --Snektron



if you wanna throw money at me and/or CodeWalrus monthly it's here

DJ Omnimaga

Yeah I thought I would do it anyway :P

Streetwalrus

Lol I got it at the DJ_Offline part. :P

Duke "Tape" Eiyeron


DJ Omnimaga

And nah I probably won't ever change to that name. That would ruin my music traffic again x.x

Besides, by keeping Omnimaga in my nick I guess this kinda advertises Omni a bit and that I was linked to Omni at one point or another (although my sig says I'm founder).

DJ Omnimaga

From Telegram chat earlier when all staff who weren't at work posted pics of themselves (of course I'm not including the pic publicly for obvious reasons :P):

<Streetwalrus> [photo of himself]
<Streetwalrus> better poc


Streetwalrus is currently a proof of concept?? O.O

Streetwalrus


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