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If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.

Started by ordelore, May 02, 2017, 10:27:54 pm

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_iPhoenix_

I always knew I was addicted. I mean, I do pump out an average of 3 new programs a day. Most are useless.

We had math state testing, and teachers were saying 'make sure you have your calculator' and I walked up to one and said "Trust me. I ALWAYS have my calculator...". Which is true, I'm always programming something or another on it.

I am 99% sure there will be drug dogs at school tmro. I'm innocent, so IDC.

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c4ooo

I have the same alarm clock as that guy in the article.

DJ Omnimaga

I broke out of my addiction 12 years ago. :P

EDIT: It was a calculator addiction :P

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Unicorn

I dont know...

they dont even include backpack on that list. comon, DEA

calculators are more suspicious than back packs. <.< :ninja:



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QuoteSo parents, take heart: If your kid seems really into her graphing calculator, all it really means is that she's well on her way to a career as a successful engineer.

Can't be talking about us
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_iPhoenix_

LOL. I'm coding, not codeine, when I use my calc. Just don't  check the battery compartment... (jk)
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p4nix

Myths say some people spread LSD + DMSO on their calculator keypad to increase creativity, but then again Nicholas Sand says it isn't active trandermally and it also decomposes when exposed to sunlight and air.

JWinslow23

Wow, it's amazing how far people will go to imply that everyone is a criminal.

QuoteSo parents, take heart: If your kid seems really into her graphing calculator, all it really means is that she's well on her way to a career as a successful engineer.

I'm offended by this. An engineer? Really? :P

_iPhoenix_

Quote from: JWinslow23 on May 24, 2017, 09:23:32 pm
Wow, it's amazing how far people will go to imply that everyone is a criminal.

QuoteSo parents, take heart: If your kid seems really into her graphing calculator, all it really means is that she's well on her way to a career as a successful engineer.

I'm offended by this. An engineer? Really? :P


Yeah, I'd prefer to be a computer scientist, but OK!
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Quote from: Unicorn on May 03, 2017, 08:19:07 am
I dont know...

they dont even include backpack on that list. comon, DEA

calculators are more suspicious than back packs. <.< :ninja:
/me tries to hide his collection of 30 calcs O.O

Juju

Quote from: p4nix on May 24, 2017, 08:25:48 pm
Myths say some people spread LSD + DMSO on their calculator keypad to increase creativity, but then again Nicholas Sand says it isn't active trandermally and it also decomposes when exposed to sunlight and air.
Myths, you say? Time to call our favourite myth-debunking walrus.

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