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Miscellaneous => Randomness => Topic started by: Unicorn on March 31, 2015, 04:39:58 AM

Title: Joke Thread
Post by: Unicorn on March 31, 2015, 04:39:58 AM
So, I noticed we don't have a joke thread, and now here one is! >:D

Post any jokes here and keep them clean please. There are people under 18 in this wonderful world. ;)

Well, here's the first one1

A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The barkeeper says: "HEY! We don't serve your kind here! Get OUT!"

The mushroom says: "Why? I'm a FUNGI! :blah:
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on March 31, 2015, 12:13:37 PM
The barman says : "Sorry but we don't serve neutrinos here".
A neutrino walks into a bar.
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: 123outerme on March 31, 2015, 02:32:35 PM
A man walks into a bar. He gets a concussion.
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: JWinslow23 on June 01, 2015, 07:04:56 PM
Decision points in a CYOA I'm writing:

If you feel like you should answer the questions as best as you can, go to page 2.
If you feel like you should cheat your way to a passing grade, go to page 3.
If you feel like you should go back to sleep, go to a doctor. You need serious medical help.

If you decide to answer A, go to page 4.
If you decide to answer B, go to page 4. Because why not?
If you decide to answer C, then good for you. You have no regard for the established and specified rules of the Choose Your Own Adventure format. And for that, I truly respect you.
If you decide to answer D, go see a professional.

To see an alternate ending, go to page 1.
To see a joke about Inception, Groundhog Day, or similar, go to page 1.
(beginning is a vague description: "you finally wake up hours later in a loopy daze")

If you decide to fill in your last two answers, go to page 5.
If you decide to forget about it and just hand in the test anyways, go to page 6.
If you decide to laugh at this joke, then congratulations, you understand irony.
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 01, 2015, 09:28:14 PM
Lol nice one XD

I wrote a CYOA before, by the way, but it was in comic form rather than novel form.
Title: Re: Joke Thread
Post by: Unicorn on June 11, 2015, 06:28:53 AM
Make a joke, but don't think about joking.

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