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Miscellaneous => Randomness => Topic started by: _iPhoenix_ on May 30, 2017, 11:39:33 am

Title: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on May 30, 2017, 11:39:33 am
Basically, just add to the story (keep it small/simple/:walrii:) of the person in front of you.

Things in code tags are not part of the story. They could be suggestions, comments, praise, etc

Here's the story:


Quote from: p2 on May 30, 2017, 10:02:15 am
Quote from: _iPhoenix_ on May 29, 2017, 04:32:00 pm
But shhh... We are observing the secretive :walrii: in its natural habitat...



*suddenly a naked walrus crosses our way, nipping on a cup of coffee, screaming "Nüf nüüüf" as it sees us*



*suddenly, it charges us, screaming "nüüüüüüüüüf", and our walrii translator tells us that it means either "ooh cute non-walrii" or "mommy?"*


Try not to stress out the :walrii:...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: p4nix on May 30, 2017, 01:42:26 pm
...said the pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows: however, what it couldn't know was that the :walrii:-translator actually had a giant bug.

Nobody knew it, but the :walrii: actually meant...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on May 30, 2017, 07:09:27 pm
... "Can I eat you?"

Unfortunately, the explorers thought it was asking about mommy. They were greedy people, and decided to try and get it to follow them. They said "yes" in the language of the walrus....
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: xMarminq_ on May 30, 2017, 10:37:25 pm
...which was "Plorth Plith (Performed by :walrii: flippers slapping together)". They then followed :walrii: to a secluded cave, where stalagmites dripped an unknown liquid...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on May 31, 2017, 01:28:13 am
...which was oddly metallic. The :walrii: proceeded to chant something, which sounded like it was having a seizure, but the explorers knew it wasn't when...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: p4nix on May 31, 2017, 07:48:21 am
...it somehow floated 3cm above the surface of ground and made the same noise which meditators do when in lotus position...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on June 03, 2017, 12:37:53 am
... and suddenly the walrus began to turn, faster and faster, and glow brighter and brighter! But suddenly, when the avid explorers thought it couldn't spin any faster, or glow any brighter, ...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: mazhat on June 03, 2017, 02:31:25 pm
... it did!
I'm the greatest story writer in the entire world. I'll be signing autographs later ;)
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: p4nix on June 04, 2017, 12:48:43 pm
To finally explode in a giant fireball. The explorers now witnessed the birth of 42 new :walrii:, while Douglas Adams smiled in a corner. He had long discovered the true meaning of life, which lead to him...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: DJ Omnimaga on June 04, 2017, 04:19:43 pm
Quoted from an older thread, modified from the single sentence story found on the Internet:

QuoteThere once was a small :walrii: named :walrii: who lived in a small :walrii: which was so small that no :walrii: bothered to name it, and this plenty much confused the small :walrii: named :walrii: who one day stumbled upon a secret :walrii: hidden by a fallen :walrii: which was chopped down by a 34 year old :walrii: who's 4th grade :walrii: 's childhood :walrii: was great-great :walrii: to a small :walrii: named :walrii: who once climbed into a secret :walrii: and discovered a hideous :walrii: which roared in his face, causing him to run away and tell many :walrii: who didn't believe him, mainly because it was an unbelievable story as was the one told by :walrii: , the tallest :walrii: ever to fall in love with :walrii:, the :walrii: of :walrii: , best friend of :walrii: , a :walrii: which once teased a small :walrii: named :walrii: who went back to a secret cave and faced a hideous :walrii:, which soon realized that the :walrii: meant :walrii: and decided that fighting with him wasn't worth it and let the  :walrii: passed the hideous :walrii: into a room full of delicious :walrii: which the :walrii: sold 50 cents per :walrii: and became rich off of and sold some to a :walrii: that was missing an arm, because twenty years ago, on a bright yet stormy day, there was a :walrii: that met a :walrii: named :walrii: who he fell in love with and married two months later on the same day that :walrii: fell into a :walrii: in her :walrii: that had been put there by a giant :walrii: that for three years had been tunneling under the :walrii: which was named after a :walrii: named :walrii: who ate a :walrii: made by a :walrii: who was :walrii: to a :walrii: named :walrii: that married a :walrii: and had a :walrii: that grew up to be a :walrii:, and shot an arm of a :walrii: who later had it amputated and then bought :walrii: from a small :walrii: named :walrii: who’s mother once threw a :walrii: into a wishing :walrii: that was built by a mysterious :walrii: who lost the game two years earlier to a :walrii: so the story of :walrii: ended in :walrii: confusion.


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(note, this was modified from this story :P http://www.netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=508 )
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: Unicorn on June 04, 2017, 11:24:21 pm
to...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on June 05, 2017, 09:46:47 pm
This is getting off topic rather quickly, so I created a thingie for this https://tinyurl.com/walriiStory < There. I modified p4nix's post in the sheet, as it didn't really fit in with the others. Sorry about that, but it took a weird turn for the off topic pit of doom.


THIS POST MAKES NO SENSE UNLESS YOU READ THE SPREADSHEET. IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE PART OF ONE OF MY EVIL SCHEMES...
...cover their ears, as the cute, furry walruses were creating a racket! They burst out of the cave, shoving each other to try and get into the sunlight, where some of them magically flew away, sparkled, sprouted limbs, or flashed different colors. They were so happy, a glorious sight, until....
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: p4nix on June 06, 2017, 07:08:21 am
the sun went down, and the moon showed itself to the explorers and :walrii:'s. Hit by the Moonshine, they now looked drunk and dizzy...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on February 18, 2018, 04:34:22 pm
bump.


...but it was just an illusion. The walrii were actually trying to create a super walrus, which could...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: TheLastMillennial on March 09, 2018, 04:16:03 am
Launch a cake whenever it heard the word...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: Juju on March 09, 2018, 06:49:34 am
b-b-b-bird bird bird b-bird's the word
a well a bird bird bird the brid is the word
a well a bird bird bird well the bird is the word
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on March 09, 2018, 11:21:20 am
wth

Eventually, the walruses succeeded in summoning their occult beastie , and...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: Juju on March 09, 2018, 11:55:25 pm
...it was a stupid, useless seagull. Maybe if you feed it some...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on March 10, 2018, 12:30:00 am
...radishes...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: TheLastMillennial on March 10, 2018, 05:49:50 am
...Panama will become a continent. In Panama, a fat walrus fell from a...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on June 18, 2018, 10:02:16 am
bump
...canal lock...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: Juju on June 18, 2018, 06:46:37 pm
...and exploded into...
Title: Re: Walrii storytelling!
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on June 18, 2018, 06:56:14 pm
...3 to 5 pseudorandomly distrubuted walrus-particles each exactly 1/3 the size of the original walrus, which in turn exploded into a sea of hundreds of adorable 3 inch (about 8 cm) tall baby walruses...
kk we legit need a plot cuz this ain't goin anywhere
...who each stared at the explorers expectantly. They were interested in the shiny device being held by the first explorer. The swarm of walruses took a nervous step towards him, unsure what exactly to do. Subconciously, the inexperienced walruses decided that the best route to the device was to climb up the explorer's leg. Gravity kicked in, and plan 'a' failed. Time for plan 'b', which involved...