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Walrii storytelling!

b/Randomness Started by _iPhoenix_, May 30, 2017, 11:39:33 AM

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u/Yuki March 09, 2018, 06:49:34 AM
b-b-b-bird bird bird b-bird's the word
a well a bird bird bird the brid is the word
a well a bird bird bird well the bird is the word
u/_iPhoenix_ March 09, 2018, 11:21:20 AM
wth

Eventually, the walruses succeeded in summoning their occult beastie , and...
u/Yuki March 09, 2018, 11:55:25 PM
...it was a stupid, useless seagull. Maybe if you feed it some...
u/_iPhoenix_ March 10, 2018, 12:30:00 AM
...radishes...
u/TheLastMillennial March 10, 2018, 05:49:50 AM
...Panama will become a continent. In Panama, a fat walrus fell from a...
u/_iPhoenix_ June 18, 2018, 10:02:16 AM
bump
...canal lock...
u/Yuki June 18, 2018, 06:46:37 PM
...and exploded into...
u/_iPhoenix_ June 18, 2018, 06:56:14 PM
...3 to 5 pseudorandomly distrubuted walrus-particles each exactly 1/3 the size of the original walrus, which in turn exploded into a sea of hundreds of adorable 3 inch (about 8 cm) tall baby walruses...
kk we legit need a plot cuz this ain't goin anywhere
...who each stared at the explorers expectantly. They were interested in the shiny device being held by the first explorer. The swarm of walruses took a nervous step towards him, unsure what exactly to do. Subconciously, the inexperienced walruses decided that the best route to the device was to climb up the explorer's leg. Gravity kicked in, and plan 'a' failed. Time for plan 'b', which involved...
u/Mudkip November 08, 2022, 01:58:34 PM
Walrii was involved in the JujuVille bombing of July 12, 1987.

4 criminals were responsible. Walrii, Jimmy Carter, Vin Diesel, and a tuxedo chicken. In the afternoon of July 11th, the group located a nearby hotel with soundproofed walls. After a tiring 5 hours of conspiring, sleep was their only option. the 4 criminals woke at 4 AM, well before sunrise and any pedestrian activity. They left the hotel, leaving a strange look on the employees as the gang carted the equipment to their van.
u/Dream of Omnimaga September 10, 2023, 01:16:45 AM
Walrii came from the aftermath of a second mankind apocalypse where everything mutated into walruses after nuclear war broke out between the survivors of the first apocalypse.
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