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Terrible "Roast" Lines

Started by Dudeman313, January 26, 2016, 01:56:43 AM

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Dudeman313

I just wanted to make a thread for this. If you're too old to know what a roast is, here's an example:

"Eww! That's just gross!"
"Your face is gross!
"Oooo! Get wrect!/Shots fired!/Spittin' bars/Roasted!" :walrii:

That is a "roast."
Post anything like that you can think of here.
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alexgt

"You smell like a walrus" :P (I take it as a complement xD)
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Dudeman313

Give a full dialogue. Like this:

"Why is it squishy like that?"
"That's what she said!"
"Ooooo! Get wrekt!"
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alexgt

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DJ Omnimaga

I am confused here. O.O
Is it related to walrus cooking?
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Dudeman313

Well, no...but no one's really gonna use this thread, because now it just looks pretty dumb.
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aeTIos

ceci n'est pas une signature

DarkestEx

#7
Axe code:
.GetRect(Name of person)
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DJ Omnimaga

@DarkestEx shouldn't it be GetRekt(), not GetRect() in this case? :P
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DarkestEx

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on March 14, 2016, 01:25:47 PM
@DarkestEx shouldn't it be GetRekt(), not GetRect() in this case? :P
Yes, but there is only Rect( as a token
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DJ Omnimaga

You can always use individual lowercase letters :P

Goto 1
GetRekt(name of person)
Lbl 1

:P
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Dudeman313

This one's a bit inappropriate, so I'll put it in a spoiler.
[spoiler=Best Roast Ever]
4 people:
Max: John Massengale's c is so small, he could jerk off with a marker cap.
John M: That's not true...
Me: But Max, yours is so small you could jerk off with a straw.
Tanner: Burn! It doesn't get better than that! That's a once-in-a-lifetime thing!
[/spoiler]
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DJ Omnimaga

That is actually worse than the one in the funny quotes thread O.O (in terms of NSFW-ness)
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Dudeman313

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on March 29, 2016, 11:51:32 PM
That is actually worse than the one in the funny quotes thread O.O (in terms of NSFW-ness)
Well, there's a reason why the first word in the topic name is "Terrible." :trollface:
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