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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by Dream of Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

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Sorunome

i still wonder what aeTIos meant with that o.O
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To be or not to be.........is that even a question? Who gets to decide this anyways?

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Also in case you were wondering Frankie did go to Hollywood

JWinslow23

[spoiler=Warning! Peanut butter and girlfriends ahead!]p4nix   Also p2, you edited the exif again?   8:48:27 AM
p2   huh I thought this time I didnt put any at all...?   8:48:51 AM
PT_   ex-gif?   8:49:06 AM
PT_   O.O.O   8:49:07 AM
*   PT_ runs   8:49:11 AM
p2   yeah, I got a NEW gif file I love now!!   8:49:27 AM
p4nix   c that exgif   8:49:42 AM
p4nix   i mean, literally Wink   8:49:52 AM
Sorunome   p4nix: make an amazing fox ad   8:50:10 AM
p4nix   are acid references allowed?   8:50:23 AM
Sorunome   exif --> ex-gif --> ex-gf   8:50:28 AM
p4nix   well, i wont make one anyway   8:50:30 AM
p4nix   i have enough to do already with that asm-sdk project Tongue   8:50:49 AM
p2   but... my new one's a jpeg   8:51:04 AM
JWinslow23   ex-gif?   8:51:11 AM
*   PT_ is confused Tongue   8:51:18 AM
JWinslow23   I was gif before it was jif   8:51:20 AM
p2   that'd be an interracial between jpeg and gif, not sure if it wont c up the compresins? Big Frown   8:51:30 AM
p2   *compressions   8:51:36 AM
Sorunome   p2: your new GF is a jpeg image? o.O   8:51:42 AM
JWinslow23   Nope, it's just a gif file smothered in peanut butter   8:51:54 AM
p2   not GF... we are talking about my ex-gif and my new jpeg Kittyface   8:52:01 AM
JWinslow23   Choosy developers choose Gif   8:52:02 AM
Sorunome   i choose foxes   8:52:24 AM
p2   JWinslow23 now it's getting even more weird >.<   8:52:24 AM
Sorunome   they have floof   8:52:30 AM
JWinslow23   Soru: Not to say their "alone time" isn't amazing Wink   8:52:31 AM
p2   I definitely dont cover my jpeg in peanut butter Big Frown   8:52:37 AM
JWinslow23   Try it   8:52:43 AM
p2   erm...   8:52:47 AM
JWinslow23   It tastes good   8:52:49 AM
p2   XDDD   8:52:52 AM
JWinslow23   With crackers, too   8:52:53 AM
Sorunome   ok what are we talking about?   8:52:58 AM
p2   ok that line killed me, I'm out XD XD XD   8:53:07 AM
JWinslow23   This is going in the quote thread   8:53:11 AM
JWinslow23   Probably   8:53:19 AM
Sorunome   i still don't get what aeTIos meant with that quote o.O   8:53:32 AM
p2   remember to flag both NSFW and allergicans information as it contains peanuts >.<   8:53:48 AM
p2   aeTIos...?   8:54:01 AM
p2   that' JWinslow23...   8:54:13 AM
JWinslow23   Yup   8:54:23 AM[/spoiler]

p2

actually we didnt talk about girlfriends, just about GIF and JPEG files that we like
aaaand about peanut butter... <_<

[spoiler=NSFW]so yess, I still have the same gf IRL. And I did NOT cover her in peanut butter (and dont plan to)...
but I admit peanut butter tastes good  9_9[/spoiler]
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

p4nix

[spoiler]p4nix do some tracker music :E 20:04:54
kotu tracker? 20:06:18
kotu you mean mod player? 20:06:23
p4nix yeah 20:06:55
kotu well i cant 20:07:00
kotu you need samples for that 20:07:05
p4nix the software for making mods 20:07:07
p4nix just make your samples 20:07:11
kotu the closest would be operand a 20:07:13
p4nix you can draw samples 20:07:14
kotu lol  Troll 20:07:23
p4nix or use square waves 20:07:25
kotu stop trolling me 20:07:36
kotu i cant handle it 20:07:40
kotu Troll 20:07:45
p4nix lol im not 20:07:48
p4nix are you trolling yourself wtf 20:07:56
kotu yeah, its my life 20:08:04
[/spoiler]
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kotu

Quote
kotu   DOGMAN   11:55:00
kotu   HES A MAN   11:55:04
kotu   HE DRIVES A VAN   12:01:39
kotu   HE DOESNT NEED A TAN   12:02:13
kotu   DOGMAN   12:02:15
*   kotu gives dogman another machine gun present.   12:06:12
p2   that evn rhymes Grin   12:07:13
kotu   its meant to   12:07:21
kotu   its a song
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p2

#516
Quote from: IRCp2   what the Big Frown   14:08:40
kotu   wat   14:09:11
p2   There's an App in the Appstore, called "Arctic Walrus Survivival Simulator Free"   14:09:22
p2   You play as a walrus   14:09:25
p2   The game is pretty good   14:09:30
p2   But the second mission in story mode is   14:09:40
p2   Find and kill 3 Foxes   14:09:46
p2   Big Frown   14:09:47
p2   It said "Live the life of a walrus" in the info...   14:10:39
kotu   im pretty sure walrii cant catch foxes irl   14:10:42
p2   Now I'm unsure if I can still love walruses like before Big Frown   14:11:00
p2   if they kill foxes Cry   14:11:08
kotu   walrii eat fish dumbass   14:11:11
p2   the first mission was kill a wolf... Kittyface   14:11:28
kotu   ah right   14:11:35
p2   and before that I killed and ate a deer...   14:11:36
PT_   nah   14:11:51
PT_   kill foxed   14:11:53
PT_   Troll   14:11:56
p2   nuu Ninja   14:12:08
p2   the game is evil   14:12:12
*   p2 lost >.<   14:12:18
kotu   i once invented a game called gorilla hunter   14:12:31
kotu   where the gorillas wear hats   14:12:56
p2   There's another App, called "Wealthy Walrus"... The 4th Rule is: "NO CHEATING. I am all-seeing and all-knowing. I am the Wealthy Walrus"   14:13:48
p2   Truely the creater Shocked   14:13:55
p2   *creator   14:13:58
kotu   ah i gtg   14:14:19
p2   In the beginning there was Walrii, in the end there will be Walrii. All hail our supreme leader <3   14:14:21
p2   bye kotu smiley   14:14:29
p2   May the Walrii be with you   14:14:36
kotu   bye   14:14:39
kotu   thx   14:14:41
While the first one is just evil, the econd one i undeniable a sign of our true creators O.O
I should play less walrus games, they are strange :ninja:

Edit:
Quotekotu   the word 'tau' sounds like it is not meant to be used
:thumbsup:
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

kotu

[spoiler]
Quote
Sorunome   the   17:52:03
kotu   good conversation   17:52:35
kotu   (slightly sarcastic)   17:53:34
kotu   next word?   18:02:20
kotu   the brutal fox murders, completed by mr dogman   18:02:55
kotu   mr dogman   18:04:58
kotu   he patrols the brendon hills of somerset   18:05:07
kotu   stood on his hind legs, upright in his jeep   18:05:21
kotu   holding 2 machine guns in his hands.
[/spoiler]
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kotu

Quote
kotu   i shoot all fox cubs
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kotu

Quotekotu   yes!!!   21:48:41
kotu   i am amazing!!!!!!!!   21:48:44
kotu   i did it!!!!!   21:48:53
kotu   dogman run about   21:49:09
Sorunome   do all spiders want to become web developers?
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kotu

Quotekotu   gameblabla really? juju can i troil jews for a bit?   00:03:18
Juju   no trolling jews here   00:03:30
kotu   JEWS ARE c   00:03:31
kotu   JEWS ARE c   00:03:32
kotu   im done   00:03:34
Juju   except the jewjews   00:03:37
gameblabla   ban request   00:03:38
kotu   Big Frown   00:03:47
gameblabla   lel   00:03:47
kotu   i was being nice   00:03:50
kotu   i like jews   00:04:03
kotu   really   00:04:04
Juju   nice.   00:04:07
catastropher   not funny though   00:04:10
kotu   EXCEPT I HATE JEWS   00:04:12
kotu   lol   00:04:14
kotu   I DO NOT KNOW KRIS LUDDS.
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gameblabla

I asked MateoC why he was spending his time recovering DJ's levels, this happened :
QuoteMateoC   DJ: Would you happen to know how many pipes were in the first level? It might go faster smiley   2:04:49 AM
MateoC   It doesn't look the same as the original pack   2:05:06 AM
gameblabla   i can't believe you are doing that mateo   2:05:34 AM
gameblabla   it's been like 2 days since you tried to recover dj's levels   2:06:01 AM
MateoC   Nah   2:06:18 AM
MateoC   Just started tonight   2:06:22 AM
gameblabla   oh   2:06:35 AM
MateoC   I was just getting info   2:06:35 AM
gameblabla   if this was up to me though, i would just tell dj to redo his levels. that would have been faster anyway   2:07:35 AM
MateoC   Yeah but I like editing hex files Tongue   2:08:07 AM
gameblabla   that night, you could have spend it on sex rather than recovering some dude's levels

it's funny, by my own standards.
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p2

#523
nice but I have my doubts about the last line...
He wouldnt be editing text files if he had THAT to chose from  <_<
Or would you really prefer editing text files @MateoConLechuga   :ninja:


Quote from: We are strange...Sorunome   hi   14:18:52
kotu   hello   14:23:22
p2   Jello   14:30:15
kotu   moo   14:30:24
Sorunome   *pony noises*   14:31:10
p2   *sound of hay being nommed*   14:31:32
*   kotu rolls an apple toward sorunome   14:31:38
p2   awww   14:31:54
*   Walrified post by gbl08ma on Re: The 2016 Yearly CW Project Award begins. Time to vote for the final round! https://codewalr.us/1822/50878   14:32:28
Sorunome   *looks at kotu and then takes a bite* thanks~   14:32:40
kotu   no problem   14:32:52
Sorunome   ^.^   14:33:41
p2   *narrator voice* And so a new, beautiful friendship began   14:34:50
Sorunome   are you implying our old friendship is broken? Big Frown   14:35:31
Sorunome   *hugs kotu* MY KOTU!   14:38:45
kotu   wtf   14:39:25
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

kotu

QuoteSorunome   poor foxes :')   17:17:41
Sorunome   * Cry   17:17:43
kotu   aww soru i didnt mean it im sorry
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