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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by Dream of Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

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Snektron

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Legends say if you spam more than DJ Omnimaga, you will become a walrus...


Dream of Omnimaga

Quote from: Cumred_Snektron on April 20, 2015, 04:29:14 PM
Well by "overclock" i actually meant "redesigning them with current technology". I wonder how well that works, a 4 Ghz 8-bit cpu...
It would definitively be interesting to see. I wonder how slow it would be compared to a 64-bit CPU that also runs at 4 GHz.
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Unicorn

A quote

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, its to dark to read. - Groucho Marx
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??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Snektron

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on April 21, 2015, 05:31:02 AM
Quote from: Cumred_Snektron on April 20, 2015, 04:29:14 PM
Well by "overclock" i actually meant "redesigning them with current technology". I wonder how well that works, a 4 Ghz 8-bit cpu...
It would definitively be interesting to see. I wonder how slow it would be compared to a 64-bit CPU that also runs at 4 GHz.
Yeah. But i think it depends... Though it should have too much difference
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Dream of Omnimaga

There was a time when MC meant MaxCoderz, not Minecraft. Then tonight, of all the TI community members, look at who used MC to refer to Minecraft O.O

Quote<tr1|wrk> (tr1p1ea)   yeah DJ, no MC graphics are used in the game

(For those who don't get it, tr1p1ea has been MaxCoderz staff since 2003)
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Unicorn

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??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Duke "Tape" Eiyeron

MC DJ? DJ MC? Are we talking about music or videogames? X)
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Snektron

Why not both (\/) (°,,,°) (\/)
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Duke "Tape" Eiyeron

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Dream of Omnimaga

Quote from: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on April 23, 2015, 07:19:10 AM
MC DJ? DJ MC? Are we talking about music or videogames? X)
MC as in MaxCoderz. (and Minecraft) :P

Also it seems that I can now predict the future. This happened 2 minutes after I notified Juju in private about IRC or Walrified being down (which was finally just me who missed the last few post notifications) O.O

QuoteJuju   hmm12:26:42 AM
*   I| has quit IRC (No pings (1))12:27:07 AM
DJ Omnimaga   Shocked12:28:19 AM
Juju   Now DJ can predict when the Omnom bot goes down?12:29:30 AM
DJ Omnimaga   Shocked12:30:16 AM
DJ Omnimaga   yeah I was thinking the post notifier was down or that IRC was12:30:28 AM
Juju   because you complained about it in PM like 2 minutes before it actually went down o.o12:30:29 AM
DJ Omnimaga   XD
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Strontium

QuoteDJ Omnimaga   if a nuclear holocaust occurs worldwide, the only remnants of humanity will be an SD card with a selfie of a girl flying on a nuclear missile about to hit New York    9:37:58 PM
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Dream of Omnimaga

Note: that quote was in reference to some particularly bad selfies people took at the worst possible moment that I saw on the Internets.
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Snektron

there'll also be a nokia 3310 with a half-full battery
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Dream of Omnimaga

Lol I bet. And perhaps some TI-84+CSE calcs that never were opened will still be in perfect condition (although I bet with the time the battery will have gone bad)

https://www.omnimaga.org/news/ti-introduces-nuclear-fallout-proof-calculator-packages/ (note: brown text in Omni news meant fake/satire news)
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Dream of Omnimaga

#149
QuoteCumred_Snektron   http://img.codewalr.us/pic8rgb.png 6:49:54 PM
DarkestEx   looks cool, cumred! 6:50:04 PM
Cumred_Snektron   thanks 6:50:10 PM
matrefeytontias   Perlin Squares ? 6:50:36 PM
Cumred_Snektron   nop 6:50:42 PM
matrefeytontias   Area of influence ? 6:50:47 PM
Cumred_Snektron   nah its a really simple "shader" 6:51:01 PM
Cumred_Snektron   red = x ( where x = pixel x / 128) 6:51:20 PM
Cumred_Snektron   and green is the same with y 6:51:30 PM
matrefeytontias   Ah 6:51:34 PM
matrefeytontias   And there are so few colors ? 6:51:42 PM
*   DarkestCX has quit IRC (Quit: TinyIRC 1.1) 6:52:01 PM
Cumred_Snektron   only 16 6:52:04 PM
matrefeytontias   Ah that's why 6:52:38 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Cumred is this how a 4x3 contest entry look like when high? Shocked 6:53:37 PM
matrefeytontias   XD 6:53:53 PM
matrefeytontias   Could be 6:53:54 PM
DJ Omnimaga   or maybe the opposite 6:53:59 PM
DJ Omnimaga   If you try to make an entry while high and see it as a grid, but in fact it's like in that pic 6:54:18 PM
matrefeytontias   That got me thinking 6:54:38 PM
matrefeytontias   Why did one call a king "your highness" or someting ? 6:54:51 PM
matrefeytontias   "Dayum king you're so high" 6:54:59 PM
Cumred_Snektron   LOL 6:55:01 PM
matrefeytontias   "I can't even" 6:55:04 PM
DJ Omnimaga   XD 6:56:18 PM
DarkestEx   l'OL XD 6:56:27 PM

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