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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by Dream of Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

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Dream of Omnimaga

Nice. They thought about the most essential. :P
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Yuki

Eh, that's why phone and other embedded device manufacturers choose ARM CPUs: they're pretty energy-efficient, and Intel isn't particularly known for that.
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novenary

Well, Intel is making tremendous progress on that front which is great for laptops.

Dream of Omnimaga

Do you mean they become less hot? Heat is the bane of laptops x.x
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Yuki

Less hot, and less power consumption. Mostly less power consumption, it's a big sale argument for them.
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Dream of Omnimaga

I'm curious if we will finally see laptops that last 5 years from intensive use one day? Most seem to last just 2 years when used all day long
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Dream of Omnimaga

:walrii: is now seen so highly that he's seen as almost as skilled as any ASM/C programmer on Cemetech :trollface:

Quote<gbl08ma>   at cemetech no bricked prizm case was ever "solved", maybe walrii will help?
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Yuki

Quote
14:58:44 <gogogoluke> I am so glad that I enrolled in this Java course
14:59:12 <gogogoluke> now I can make programs that are more efficient. Yay methods!
15:00:01 <aeTIos>
15:00:09 <aeTIos> TIL gogogoluke does meth
15:00:18 <Juju> LOL
15:00:22 <gogogoluke> meth is some good c yo
15:00:38 <gogogoluke> i got that walter white quality

inb4 CW is a meth lab
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Dream of Omnimaga

That is scary O.O

* DJ Omnimaga wonders if @Streetwalrus and @aeTIos have hidden an extra sub-forum somewhere without DJ knowing
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novenary


Yuki

Twitter was all on mass shootings in the US so I posted this political tweet:







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Dream of Omnimaga

I lol'ed. Nikky at his best :P

Also here is now PatrickD:

QuoteDJ Omnimaga   Some cities in Canada look nice but have high crime rates   1:49:15 AM
gameblabla   i like how you measure crime in rates   1:49:32 AM
DJ Omnimaga   well they say it's like   1:49:42 AM
DJ Omnimaga   2500 crimes per 100000 people   1:49:51 AM
DJ Omnimaga   that's considered a crime rate   1:49:56 AM
Juju   it's more fair if you calculate crime in rates   1:50:08 AM
DJ Omnimaga   of course this includes non-violent crimes but excludes non-reported crimes   1:50:16 AM
Juju   unless you thought the "rate" in your body   1:50:37 AM
Juju   or rats?   1:50:49 AM
gameblabla   lol no juju   1:50:51 AM
Patrick-D   it depends on whether you only count serious crimes (like stealing a TI-85) or if you also include the minor ones (like murder)   1:51:16 AM
One of his funniest quote XD
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Dream of Omnimaga

SomeSomeone broke @JWinslow23 D:

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JWinslow23   NeVEr GaNNa GeV YOU UP, NeVEr GaNNa LaAt YOU DyWN, NeVEr GaNNA RuN ArOUNd AuNd DsErTe YOU   7:07:32 AM
JWinslow23   NeVEr GaNNa MoK YOU CrY, NeVEr GaNNa SeY GdBYEu, NeVEr GaNNa TeL a Li AuNd HErTi YOU   7:07:37 AM
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JWinslow23

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on July 31, 2016, 02:12:48 PM
SomeSomeone broke @JWinslow23 D:

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JWinslow23   NeVEr GaNNa GeV YOU UP, NeVEr GaNNa LaAt YOU DyWN, NeVEr GaNNA RuN ArOUNd AuNd DsErTe YOU   7:07:32 AM
JWinslow23   NeVEr GaNNa MoK YOU CrY, NeVEr GaNNa SeY GdBYEu, NeVEr GaNNa TeL a Li AuNd HErTi YOU   7:07:37 AM

Take a closer look, and you'll see that's all element symbols. :P

Dream of Omnimaga

I just saw them now. Quite clever, @JWinslow23 O.O

I thought he was alternating between caps and lowercase randomly like in 90% of the ticalc.org releases a decade ago.
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