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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by Dream of Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

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Unicorn

My horn has healing powers. So yeah, I wouldn't die.
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alexgt

Oh. Well :ninja: iron man can take care of that :P
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Unicorn

Fine! The badguy in my RPG won't be nikkybot, it'll be iron man. "."
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Snektron

Imagine an unicorn in an iron man suit O.O. Iron Unicorn.
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123outerme

Quote
123ouerme   hey cumred   
Cumred_Snektron   How goes?   
123outerme   it's going good. How are you?   <----- Obvious joke with the way Cumred structured his question
Ivoah   BEEP BEEP BEEP   
Ivoah   123outerme: You're being arrested by the grammar police   
123outerme   Are you going to read me my rights?   
Ivoah   Nope   
Ivoah   just lock you up   
123outerme   I need a lawyer first   
123outerme   I'd like to seem my lawyer   
123outerme   see my&
123outerme   see my*   
Ivoah   Oh look, the typing/spelling police are coming   
123outerme   Correction Cumred: It goes not good.   
Ivoah   AHHHH!!!!   
123outerme   Oh, sorry. It good not goes.   
123outerme   Or was it "It not good goes"
Ivoah   SOMEONE KILL HIM!!!   
*   123outerme has quit IRC (Shot.)   
Ivoah   ahhhhh   
*   123outerme has quit IRC (Got shooted.)   
Ivoah   !   
123outerme   Ok now I'm done
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Dream of Omnimaga

Now now, unless Ivoah was kidding, it was just a little punctuation mistake and in a chatroom. It's not like the person constantly abuses grammar and stuff, so I'm unsure if grammar nazism is tolerated here in such case. While I want members to do an effort to spell, punctuate and use good grammar, let's not cross the line.
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Unicorn

Thats funny. I hope you didn't get a life sentence.
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alexgt

A life sentence with my English teacher would kill me be for next week O.O. At least you wouldn't spend much time in grammar jail :P
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123outerme

I'm sure he was joking when he said that.
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alexgt

I know but I can't bear the thought.

*cries in a corner...
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Unicorn

ha! I free to rule the world!!!! :P

But idk where to put this but.

Today the tepurature was 69 degrees
Then someone was turning 69
Then the batterylife was 69.

*.* Illuminati confirmed.
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Unicorn

It was all multiples of three.
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alexgt

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Dream of Omnimaga

Doesn't 69 require to be 18 years or older? <_<
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