If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.

b/Calculator Talk publicado por u/ordelore May 02, 2017, 10:27:54 PM

If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-teens-drugs-hiding-places-20170501-story.html
It's only a matter of time before the DEA raid Codewalrus.

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u/_iPhoenix_ May 02, 2017, 10:30:29 PM

I always knew I was addicted. I mean, I do pump out an average of 3 new programs a day. Most are useless.

We had math state testing, and teachers were saying 'make sure you have your calculator' and I walked up to one and said "Trust me. I ALWAYS have my calculator...". Which is true, I'm always programming something or another on it.

I am 99% sure there will be drug dogs at school tmro. I'm innocent, so IDC.

Last Edit: May 02, 2017, 10:35:25 PM by _iPhoenix_

u/c4ooo May 02, 2017, 10:32:31 PM

I have the same alarm clock as that guy in the article.

u/Dream of Omnimaga May 02, 2017, 11:54:14 PM

I broke out of my addiction 12 years ago.

EDIT: It was a calculator addiction

Last Edit: May 03, 2017, 12:00:07 AM by DJ Omnimaga

u/alexgt May 03, 2017, 12:01:08 AM

Quote from: c4ooo on May 02, 2017, 10:32:31 PM
I have the same alarm clock as that guy in the article.

Lol, same here

u/Yuki May 03, 2017, 12:19:23 AM

The admins of CodeWalrus do no stash any illegal drug inside the servers. I repeat, absolutely no drug behind the hard disk. Move along.

u/Unicorn May 03, 2017, 08:19:07 AM

I dont know...

they dont even include backpack on that list. comon, DEA

calculators are more suspicious than back packs. <.<

u/p2 May 03, 2017, 08:22:48 AM

QuoteSo parents, take heart: If your kid seems really into her graphing calculator, all it really means is that she's well on her way to a career as a successful engineer.

Can't be talking about us

u/_iPhoenix_ May 03, 2017, 10:57:51 AM

LOL. I'm coding, not codeine, when I use my calc. Just don't check the battery compartment... (jk)

u/p4nix May 24, 2017, 08:25:48 PM

Myths say some people spread LSD + DMSO on their calculator keypad to increase creativity, but then again Nicholas Sand says it isn't active trandermally and it also decomposes when exposed to sunlight and air.

u/JWinslow23 May 24, 2017, 09:23:32 PM

Wow, it's amazing how far people will go to imply that everyone is a criminal.

QuoteSo parents, take heart: If your kid seems really into her graphing calculator, all it really means is that she's well on her way to a career as a successful engineer.

I'm offended by this. An engineer? Really?

u/_iPhoenix_ May 24, 2017, 10:36:41 PM

Quote from: JWinslow23 on May 24, 2017, 09:23:32 PM
Wow, it's amazing how far people will go to imply that everyone is a criminal.

QuoteSo parents, take heart: If your kid seems really into her graphing calculator, all it really means is that she's well on her way to a career as a successful engineer.
I'm offended by this. An engineer? Really?

Yeah, I'd prefer to be a computer scientist, but OK!

u/Dream of Omnimaga May 25, 2017, 03:14:40 AM

Quote from: Unicorn on May 03, 2017, 08:19:07 AM
I dont know...

they dont even include backpack on that list. comon, DEA

calculators are more suspicious than back packs. <.<

/me tries to hide his collection of 30 calcs

u/Yuki May 26, 2017, 01:45:45 AM

Quote from: p4nix on May 24, 2017, 08:25:48 PM
Myths say some people spread LSD + DMSO on their calculator keypad to increase creativity, but then again Nicholas Sand says it isn't active trandermally and it also decomposes when exposed to sunlight and air.

Myths, you say? Time to call our favourite myth-debunking walrus.