As you all might have noticed, Microsoft took Windows 7 down from its digitalriver site.
But if you still need the image here are some official mirrors of the image (completely legal).
Note that even if they say german they all have the option to set them to english when installing them.

Windows 7 Home Premium:
http://winfuture.de/downloadvorschalt,2662.html

Windows 7 Professional:
http://winfuture.de/downloadvorschalt,3291.html

I hope they're useful to you.

Lets see:
this is how to kill YukiBot and Walrifried:

Just paste this into the irc or WalrusIrc box and hit return (long or infinite datastream):
http://bit.ly/ReallyReadThis
or
http://dev.muessigb.net/KillBots.php?infinite_datastream

That should kill the bots.

And to freeze the bot use this (not working, using infinite redirects):
http://dev.muessigb.net/KillBots.php

Hello,
my contest entry will be an adventure game for the TI-84+ written in Axe and with grayscale.
It will feature dialogs, items and have maps (obviously). I am not going to tell you more now, but I can say, that the grayscale graphics engine is already working and alot of the graphics releated internals are done (I started today!).

It will have scrolling text (3x3) too.

The screen size will be 4x3 with 4 shades of gray.

Greeting, Benedikt

Maze-style game.
Reach the blue box.
It is a windows program.
Written in C#
only one level yet. sorry!
and support for more.

Hey together,
having read the articles online regarding the yellow dots on printed pages, I can only say one thing:
[spoiler=Warning: Swearing]THE F*CKING US-GOVERNMENT SUCKS WITH ITS CONTROL-FREAKING AND SPYING!  [/spoiler]

They read out mails, record our traffic, spy with satellites, track our mobiles, record our calls and they track our printed pages!

But I think this whole thing just goes to far!

These dots contain a unique signature of the printer (serial number, date of manufacture, maybe the date of first use too). Also do they maybe contain the date and time of the print. They are arranged in a binary format which is probably encrypted. Also Xerox has stated that these dots are real.

I could prove, that these dots are real by printing out a text document and you can actually spot these tiny yellow dots near the edges of the black text (in the white areas). They are aligned and they don't look like they are a bug in the firmware or a defect. (Although I deem this whole thing a defect).

What do you think about total surveillance?

Here's an image of the dots:


Here are some interesting links:
https://www.eff.org/wp/investigating-machine-identification-code-technology-color-laser-printers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Printer_steganography

Hello,
I hope you noticed that I redid my signature.
It now contains links to all sorts of platforms.

If you like them, and want to make them for yourself, here are some tips:

Use this site to manage and create the captions:
userbars.removedfromgame.com

Space the text out and center it.
Align the bars in coumns.
Make your own bars, by coping the sample backgorund and replacing the images with 18x18px logos.

And here are some userbar backgrounds that I made (the first one is stolen from the background of this site):

Here's a list of all hidden Emoji smilies, usable on this board.
To use them just put the following in square braces and replace the X with the actual number:
emojiX

Have fun!

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TwoStep for PC

[emoji517] Features
- Fully scriptable, JIT compiled Lua levels with full engine control and all standard .NET framework classes (Web, Sockets, File, Collections, ...)
- Custom blocks, Textures, Players and Levels definiable from Lua
- Awesome textures from @AliceIsDead
- Great sounds from @DJ Omnimaga
- Fast, dynamic game engine
- SFML framework, which is written in C++, fast, multiplatform, simple and powerfull
- Portability
- Awesome space levels and animated graphics
- Completely written in efficient C#
- Fully extendable engine framework
- Runs on Windows, Mac and Linux
- And many more...


[emoji613] Current Version
alpha-150416-a


[emoji334] Download
Please keep in mind that the amd64 verison doesn't work for all 64 bit machines. If the game doesn't start, please try the i386 version instead.
Windows, i386
Windows, amd64


[emoji560] Screenshots





[emoji452] Controls
They are pretty easy. Right now the character is controlled by the Up, Down, Right and Left keys.

To all Walrusses out there.
We are porting our calculator game TwoStep to Android (in the future)

Special thanks go to
@AliceIsDead, because of making awesome textures and animations for the game.
@DJ Omnimaga, for donating some of his great music to the game.
@soelchf, for donating the Google Play registration fee.
@CKH4, for testing the app.

Cumred_Snektron can help, if he wants. He just needs to PM me.

Technical
We are using libgdx, IntelliJ Idea and a Motorola Moto G2 for debugging.
I set up multiple gradle scripts and a crosscompiler to release to the different platforms.

Progress
Complete rewrite pending...

Availability
The game will be available for all platforms from my homepage and for Android aswell from Google Play.

Price
The game will be free. Maybe there will be some ads in the Android version some day, but nothing is planned by now.

Levels
Theoretically users could make levels by their own and share the via bluetooth or the internet, but not right now.
There will be levelpacks embedded.

Scoreboard
I guess I will connect it to Google Play's stats service. Or create my own stats service.

Screenshots
Android version:


Betatesting download
Download the Android version here.

This project is ON HOLD!

Keep checking out this thread, as it will keep you updated.

About the game:
The game is a challenging and addictive making puzzle game.
The goal of the game is it, to reach a platform, but you only have two steps, so choose wise, in which direction you go!
You will even be able to make your own textures and levels for it and have highscore tables.

Project status:
We're in beta now, the game mechanics are pretty much fully implemented, BUT right now highscores, texturepacks, leveleditor, settings, etc. aren't made yet. The project is real big, we started it back in 2014, working every day at home and at school, have big real physical, and digital folders full of source code, assembly and axe listings, drafts, textures. One of my friends (Fabian Sölch) is helping me with the ideas, textures, levels and how the gameplay is going to be.

Programming:
Everything is written in Axe (with some assembly parts)
I'm using C / SFML style rendering code and the whole engine is built C styled like I would do in a modern environment, but everything is maxed out in speed and efficency. I'm using a main loop, dynamic callbacks, compression and decompression and more advanced stuff.

Current Version: z80-160210-a (download)

Last Screenshot (of version z80-b150404-a):


Keys, UI and explanation:
(Enter) = Select during menu
(Clear) = Exit
(Up)/(Down)/(Left)/(Right) = Move Cursor
The goal is to collect all black tiles with the least amount of overall steps.
But you have to reach any portal or black tile within two steps. The screen wraps. If you can't reach a safe place after the 2nd step, you will loose one live and the level will restart. If you loose all lives, you have to restart from level 1.

Blocks:
Below is a list and explanation of the blocks in the game:
- This is just plain void. Don't land on it with your 2nd step or you'll die!
- This is a tile. You have to land on each of them with your 2nd step (and all checkpoints) to solve a level. Once you stepped on one, it will disappear afterwards and turn into void.
- This is a solid wall. You can't step on or interact with it.
- This is a checkpoint. You have to land on all of them with your 2nd step (and all tiles) to solve a level. Once you stepped on one of them, it will turn into a platform.
- This is a platform. You can safely land on it. It won't disappear.
- This is a portal entrance. As soon as you land on it with your 2nd step, you will be teleported to a random one of its outputs. There are two portal channels, which look the same, but only teleport you to one of its child outputs.
- This is a portal output. You can step on it, but nothing will happen. It will just behave like a platform.
- This is a door. There can be multiple doors in one level, but when you step on a switch, only one random door will open and turn into void.
- This is a key. There can be multiple keys in one level; if you step on one, a random door will be opened.

- And finally, this is you!

Testing:
If anybody wants to be a tester, just download the latest beta version and if you encounter any errors or feature requests, just write them down here.

Completed:
- Portals
- Checkpoints (done in b050215)
- Platforms (done in b050215)
- Level decompression and compressed write (fixed in b050215)
- BCD level and data reading routines (fixed in b050215)
- Step limit
- Screen wrapping
- Level rendering
- Level changing (fixed in b050215)
- Basic program structure (redone in b050215)
- Doors (added in b090215, fixed in b300315x)
- Buttons (added in b090215)
- Toggleable tiles (added in b090215)
- Normal Platforms (added in b090215)
- Konami code (fixed in b300315x)

In Progress:
- Textures (pretty done with 'em actually)
- Keybindings (a few tweaks needed)
- UI (started in b110215, redone until b150404-a)
- Dialogs (redone in b300315x); some UI elements still missing (input box, etc.)
- Settings Menu (started in b110215)
- Levelpack structure (v3 in progress)
- Levelpack scripting language
- More levels! (last ones added in b300315x)
- Highscore table (started in b150404-a)
- Time limit (started in b150404-a)

Todo:
- Synchronize high score tables over I/O, stats, and hs tables, new file format v3
- Pause menu

Ideas:
- Customizable keybindings
- Option to add a walkthorugh to every level

Feel free to visit my project page.