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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by Dream of Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

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Dream of Omnimaga

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p2

nuuu u copied a log without the exact timestamps, now noone can se it was the exact same second we said it! xD

but the message is still the same:
YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
just like I can't leave this forum anymore x.x
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

kotu

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Yuki

Sometimes a dissident bot decides to try taking over the channel upon joining, but it never works, the other bots are too fast. It's hilarious.
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novenary

I have no idea why this one deops 801 though, it should be aware that he's an op.

p4nix

Quotekotu   so does this face look like its on drugs ??  ->   :crazy:  dj why do you have this   20:58:15
Araidia   it's a surprised face   20:59:43
kotu   yah, right   20:59:51
Araidia   I guess you would be surprised if you did drugs   20:59:55
kotu   his eyes are bulging like he ate 10 pills   21:00:02
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Caleb Hansberry

[spoiler]<Yama> maybe you can make her a best friends bracelet from cable scraps
<Yama> :p
<Caleb> I did >_>
<Yama> x_x
<thaddeus> that the girl you want to bone?
<Yama> you did what
<Caleb> didnt give it to her, thatd be weird, aslo it was flimsy :P
<thaddeus> take to bone town
<Yama> haha
<Yama> :P
<Yama> open the message!
<Caleb> I read it lol it was short enough to fit in the notification
<thaddeus> "eww, gross"?
<Yama> you and rein
<thaddeus> I'm still not sure what you did or did not do yet
<Yama> are passive men
<Yama> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<thaddeus> did you confess or make bracelets? :P
<thaddeus> or both?
<Yama> he made a bracelet
<Yama> :p
<Yama> of electrical wiring
<Caleb> yeah!
<Yama> haha :P
<Yama> if you got drunk
<Caleb> in my work I made a lot of one-inch purple wire scraps so I bent the ends into loops and made a chain of them
<Yama> it'd be a perfectly reasonable and cute present
<Rein> Absolutely
<Caleb> Ah! but it would be imprudent to be at work drunk
<Rein> Okay
<Yama> but since you are a teetotaler you are judged to forever be expected to make perfect sense
<Yama> :p
<Rein> So
<NessaChan> hmm
<Rein> What did she say?
<Yama> "k"
<Yama> :P
<NessaChan> I would take an electrical wire bracelet
<Rein> Aww
<NessaChan> of course I would also make an electrical wire bracelet
<NessaChan> hehe
<Yama> :)
<NessaChan> :D
<Rein> The first time i bought drugs from irc
<NessaChan> I made a hair thingie out of broken computer parts once
<thaddeus> NessaChan: but you're also nerdy awesomeness, I dunno if Amanda is :P
<NessaChan> lol thanks thaddeus
<Rein> The guy sent me a wire necklace he made
<Caleb> uh pretty much.. *clears throat* she said, "Yeah I want more of it. It's awesome".
<Rein> Caleb: cool
<Yama> o_o want more what
<Caleb> o_o
<Yama> *inappropriateness*
<Caleb> such innuendo
<Rein> Now
<thaddeus> more wire friendship bracelets?
<Rein> Send her something[/spoiler]
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p2

laughed at that wire bravcelet, rlly cute  :love:
also NessaChan seems to be the girl most of us would want to marry  O.O Do such girls even exist IRL...?
  • Calculators owned: ti-83+, ti-84+, ti-84+, ti-84+se, ti-84+se(te), ti-nsphire, ti-nsphire CAS, ti-nsphire CX-CAS, ti-voyage, ti-voyage, Who reads this list anyways...?
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

novenary

Haha nice. That reminds me of the time I tried my hair with a USB cable.

p2

erm... you did what exactly...?
what do u mean by "try it"?
  • Calculators owned: ti-83+, ti-84+, ti-84+, ti-84+se, ti-84+se(te), ti-nsphire, ti-nsphire CAS, ti-nsphire CX-CAS, ti-voyage, ti-voyage, Who reads this list anyways...?
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

Caleb Hansberry

"Do such girls even exist IRL...?" Well kinda but Nessa is an older woman :)
  • Calculators owned: TI-82, TI-83, TI-83+SE, TI-84+SE, TI-85, TI-89, TI-99/4A
  • Consoles, mobile devices and vintage computers owned: HP Portable Plus 110, Toshiba T3100, Toshiba T5200, GRiD 1660, TI-99/4A, Apple IIgs, and much more than I can list here

Dream of Omnimaga

p2 I think he meant tied [emoji14]
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Unicorn

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??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Dream of Omnimaga

That better not happen in #Codewalrus, because WalrusIRC will probably go insane O.O

Also

Quote<juju> do a Jamie Hyneman :walrii:

How am I supposed to do that when he's already a walrus? D:
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  • Consoles, mobile devices and vintage computers owned: Huawei P30 Lite, Moto G 5G, Nintendo 64 (broken), Playstation, Wii U

Yuki

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Read Zarmina!
YUKI-CHAAAANNNN
In the beginning there was walrii. In the end there will be walrii. All hail our supreme leader :walrii: --Snektron

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