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Offline c4ooo

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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2017, 10:47:47 pm »

If a communist has two cows, he gives both to the government, and the government sells him some of the milk.

If a Socialist has two cows, he gives both to the government, and the government gives him some of the milk.

If a Nazi has two cows, the government shoots him, and takes both cows.

If a Capitalist has two cows, he sells one and buys a bull.

If a New dealist has two cows, he kills one, milks the other, and throws away the milk.

If a Liberalist has two cows, he sells them to the rich, then taxes them one cow and gives it to the poor.

If a Conservatist has two cows, he locks them up and charges people to look at them.

If an Atheist has two cows, he doesn't believe it.

If a Taoist has two cows, he lets them wander off.

If a Platonist has two cows, he looks for two others to milk.

If a Aristocrat has two cows, he sells them and buys one big one.

If a Pacifist has two cows, they stampede him.

If a government worker has two cows, he can't sell them, fire them, or even label them as cows.

If a Hillary Clinton has two cows, she robs the ranches and gives everyone two cows. If she doesn't have enough, she gives them bull..


I spent so much time looking for the alternate version of this joke, but this one will do :)
I've seen an alternative version that was much better <_<

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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2017, 11:22:50 pm »
If a CW member has two cows, he shares them both to the community and they're turned into walruses.
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