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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by Dream of Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

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kotu

Quotekotu   kill cmnd is good   18:33:12
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kotu

#631
Quotegameblabla   since you seem to have an interest in my sexual life   07:10:47
gameblabla   i can give you more details   07:10:54
kotu   Meh   07:11:26
gameblabla   "mateo has so few bananas he keeps them on land"   07:11:48


Quote*   notipa gets thermal   08:47:24
Hooloovoo   what does that even mean?   08:49:09
notipa   Hooloovoo, you'll have to be more specific   08:49:28
Hooloovoo   how are you getting thermal?   08:49:47
kotu   seagull   08:50:00
notipa   yes   08:50:24
Hooloovoo   oh, I get it now   08:50:53
kotu   seagull with knowledge of databases   08:51:26
kotu   show off seagull with knowledge of databases   08:52:02
kotu   proud show off seagull with knowledge of databases.   08:52:51
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Without the context :P

Sorry this was a few days ago and Discord search doesn't let me copy/paste
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_iPhoenix_

Quotenotipa   woohoo, freed 100GB of disk space   6:17:10 PM
notipa   i should uninstall csgo and get 30 more   6:17:28 PM
sauce   uninstall windows and get 20 more   6:17:46 PM
notipa   more like 80   6:17:57 PM
notipa   usually i'm picky about keeping windows clean   6:18:15 PM
notipa   but this computer, nope   6:18:21 PM
TheLastMillennial   uninstall motherboard, make your computer run faster   6:18:33 PM
truck2224   delete sys32 lol   6:18:54 PM
ganjahusky   pass mother board under water and brush with toothbrush xd   6:18:57 PM
notipa   that's usually fine as long as the board is dried before use   6:19:20 PM
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kotu

 :-\ was that a private chat xlm??


update:#
notipa - wat
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No, this was from #codewalrus. It reminded me of the Netham45 sausage quote in May 2008 in #omnimaga
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c4ooo

#636
They will never find out:
Quotejamu   🤔   8:27:46 PM
Juju   🤔   8:29:59 PM
c4ooo   ☐

Edit: the joke is that they posted emojis, while i just posted an square. On older OSs, newer Unicode chars show up as squares, so they wouldn't easily spot that my square isn't an emoji.

JWinslow23

QuoteJWinslow23   How about, buy 1 for the price of 2...   9:07:40 PM
_iPhoenix_   !!   9:07:46 PM
JWinslow23   ...but then receive another one FREE?   9:07:51 PM
_iPhoenix_   DAMMIT   9:07:56 PM
_iPhoenix_   I WAS TYPING THAT   9:08:01 PM
JWinslow23   :P   9:08:06 PM
JWinslow23    :ninja:   9:08:12 PM

_iPhoenix_

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Quote from: _iPhoenix_ on November 26, 2017, 03:36:09 PM
"Programming is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the internet :3= "
I agree :trollface:
Quote from: _iPhoenix_ on December 20, 2017, 01:32:46 AM


- An IRL friend.
They couldn't even spell OFF right :P
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