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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by Dream of Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

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aetios

#30
Today, on Telegram:
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Streetwalrus, [07.01.15 16:09] | dicks are fun

Pray for those who fell.
ceci n'est pas une signature

Dream of Omnimaga

#31
Awesome. This is not out of context, right? :trollface:

Btw in your profile you can disable the word filter. :P


EDIT:  The following went a bit wrong :P

QuoteDJ Omnimaga, [08.01.15 02:02]
* DJ Omnimaga thegames street

Streetwalrus, [08.01.15 02:03]
* DJ Omnimaga loses dj

Streetwalrus, [08.01.15 02:03]
wait

Streetwalrus, [08.01.15 02:03]
D:

:'(
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aetios

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on January 07, 2015, 05:04:31 PM
Awesome. This is not out of context, right? :trollface:

Btw in your profile you can disable the word filter. :P
Of course not, I never take anything out of context! :trollface:
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brentmaas

Lel I glitched Omni

Snektron

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Legends say if you spam more than DJ Omnimaga, you will become a walrus...


Yuki

#37
I think this should go more in the funny pictures thread. (Also beware, quoting the empty posts without context outside the empty thread might be considered as spam.)

Edit: wait. That's indeed a funny quote. Didn't got it at first.
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Warning: not safe for work/class/kids out-of-context quotes :P

[spoiler=NSFW]DJ Omnimaga, [12.01.15 07:02]
[Forwarded fromStreetwalrus]
DJ said it's too big but I didn't get on in a while

DJ Omnimaga, [12.01.15 07:03]
i was kidding cuz he has no sig at all :P

Streetwalrus, [12.01.15 07:04]
o.o

Streetwalrus, [12.01.15 07:04]
that sounds really bad out of context

Streetwalrus, [12.01.15 07:04]
x.x[/spoiler]
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aetios

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Quote from: aeTIosfeels so good if it pops easily *.* one of my dirty pleasures

What is it you were saying again ? :trollface:

aetios

#41
m... m..
my ddddignity...

I'll never get married now T.T
* aeTIos runs away crying



Edit p2: fixed formatting
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Dream of Omnimaga

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The CW staff channel can get quite gore-intensive on Telegram:

QuoteDJ Omnimaga, [26.01.15 14:52] i almost lost an entire fingernail once cuz i accidentally smashed my finger with a hammer
Streetwalrus, [26.01.15 14:52] x.x
Streetwalrus, [26.01.15 14:52] actually lost half of my right index nail once because I dropped a plank on my hand
aeTIos, [26.01.15 14:53] i once lost my hand because I cut it off with a chainsaw then this shark smelled the blood and bit off my whole arm
aeTIos, [26.01.15 14:53] was really inconvenient
Streetwalrus, [26.01.15 14:53] lol
DJ Omnimaga, [26.01.15 14:53] lol
aeTIos, [26.01.15 14:53] takes a while to grow back
Koen, [26.01.15 14:53] I grow my fingernails into sharp tips
Koen, [26.01.15 14:54] So I can kill my enemies with them
aeTIos, [26.01.15 14:54] hahaha
Koen, [26.01.15 14:54] And open plastic enclosures of electronics
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