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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #540 on: March 17, 2017, 01:40:20 am »
That was quite random and thankfully not as heated as last time on WalrusIRC :P
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #541 on: March 17, 2017, 11:48:46 pm »
Yeah.

Also: Funny little Wolfram Alpha (bug? Glitch? Easter Egg?) (Which is what DecBot3 uses I think):
Quote from: SAX
7:43:09 PM [JWinslow23] !calc what's the airspeed velocity of an African unladen swallow
7:43:11 PM
  • [DecBot3] JWinslow23: there is unfortunately insufficient data to estimate the velocity of an African swallow (even if you specified which of the 47 species of swallow found in Africa you meant) / (asked, but not answered, about a general swallow in the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

7:44:03 PM [JWinslow23] !calc what's the airspeed velocity of a European unladen swallow
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  • [DecBot3] JWinslow23: 11 m/s (meters per second) / (asked, but not answered, about a general swallow in the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
So yeah :P
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #542 on: March 18, 2017, 02:11:41 am »
That's a nice little reference to Monty Python. Wolfram Alpha knows a lot of those.

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- Do you exist?
- Do you?
- What's the meaning of life?
- Now, here's the meaning of life
- Derpy-like curve

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #543 on: March 18, 2017, 04:04:57 pm »
Is Derpy-like curve related to Derpy from My Little Pony? :P
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #545 on: March 21, 2017, 08:01:35 pm »
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p2   https://img.ourl.ca/fox-5.png isn't it a beauty?   20:08:46
p2   I suck at drawing    20:09:05
kotu   err   20:09:12
kotu   the legs look wrong   20:09:19
kotu   ======D   20:09:27
kotu   like that   20:09:31
kotu   yes   20:09:48
p2   they're just simplified XD   20:09:52
p2   cuz I such at drawing legs...    20:09:59
kotu   the tail is nice   20:12:13
kotu   but the face   20:12:16
kotu   is f*****   20:12:21
kotu   you are f***** in the head   20:12:29
p2   yeah, but it'S the only nice part on the whole thingy    20:12:30
p2   hehe XD   20:12:37
DJ Omnimaga   where are the tusks :wlrii:   20:12:51
kotu   yeah   20:13:30
kotu   why is it a fox   20:13:41
kotu   is it a scam?   20:13:46
p2   kotu drwaing a better version espeically for you <3   20:32:40
kotu   it better be a mech   20:37:12
p2   it's the most lovely creature there is <3   20:40:49
p2   https://img.ourl.ca/fox-6.png  :love:   20:41:04
p2   4kotu <3   20:41:25
kotu   its still a rude pic p2   20:45:48
p2   XD   20:46:41
p2   is the head better now? Troll   20:46:49
p2   *ignore the fact it looks like a fat pig Roll Eyes   20:47:21
p2   not sure if I should draw more to get batter at it or less cuz I suck at it    20:48:55
kotu   why does he have penis legs   20:49:08
p2   I like them...   20:49:18
kotu   it has negative brain imprint   20:49:39
p2   huh? what do u mean?   20:49:51
kotu   work it out   20:49:56
p2   *I dont understand what "negative brain imprint" means sorry    20:50:18
kotu   the picture creates a negative or disturbing energy state.   20:50:38
p2   XD   20:51:46
p2   shiiiit man   20:51:54
p2   that's the most beautiful way of telling me I seriously suck at drawing XDDD   20:52:08
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #546 on: March 21, 2017, 09:54:08 pm »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #547 on: March 21, 2017, 09:55:40 pm »
"I feel like none of the quotes here are by me."
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #548 on: March 22, 2017, 04:44:53 pm »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #549 on: March 22, 2017, 07:40:38 pm »
I lol'ed at that join
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #550 on: March 25, 2017, 08:31:18 pm »
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kotu   really?   20:26:18
Sorunome   yep   20:26:22
kotu   thats no use for debugging, is it?   20:26:34
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #551 on: March 26, 2017, 03:58:23 am »
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kotu   Pieman do you like pies?   04:51:54
Pieman   Yes, absolutely! Cheesy   04:52:07
*   kotu slams a custard pie into pieman's face   04:52:21
kotu   take that   04:52:23
*   Pieman takes it, and eats it   04:52:40
kotu   damn   04:52:45
*   Pieman asks for seconds   04:52:50
kotu   no!   04:53:19
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