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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #540 on: March 17, 2017, 01:40:20 am »
That was quite random and thankfully not as heated as last time on WalrusIRC :P
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #541 on: March 17, 2017, 11:48:46 pm »
Yeah.

Also: Funny little Wolfram Alpha (bug? Glitch? Easter Egg?) (Which is what DecBot3 uses I think):
Quote from: SAX
7:43:09 PM [JWinslow23] !calc what's the airspeed velocity of an African unladen swallow
7:43:11 PM
  • [DecBot3] JWinslow23: there is unfortunately insufficient data to estimate the velocity of an African swallow (even if you specified which of the 47 species of swallow found in Africa you meant) / (asked, but not answered, about a general swallow in the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

7:44:03 PM [JWinslow23] !calc what's the airspeed velocity of a European unladen swallow
7:44:05 PM
  • [DecBot3] JWinslow23: 11 m/s (meters per second) / (asked, but not answered, about a general swallow in the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #542 on: March 18, 2017, 02:11:41 am »
That's a nice little reference to Monty Python. Wolfram Alpha knows a lot of those.

Other nice things you can ask:

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- Derpy-like curve

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #543 on: March 18, 2017, 04:04:57 pm »
Is Derpy-like curve related to Derpy from My Little Pony? :P
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #544 on: March 18, 2017, 04:20:55 pm »
You can also say "Hello" and "How are you".

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #545 on: March 21, 2017, 08:01:35 pm »
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p2   https://img.ourl.ca/fox-5.png isn't it a beauty?   20:08:46
p2   I suck at drawing    20:09:05
kotu   err   20:09:12
kotu   the legs look wrong   20:09:19
kotu   ======D   20:09:27
kotu   like that   20:09:31
kotu   yes   20:09:48
p2   they're just simplified XD   20:09:52
p2   cuz I such at drawing legs...    20:09:59
kotu   the tail is nice   20:12:13
kotu   but the face   20:12:16
kotu   is f*****   20:12:21
kotu   you are f***** in the head   20:12:29
p2   yeah, but it'S the only nice part on the whole thingy    20:12:30
p2   hehe XD   20:12:37
DJ Omnimaga   where are the tusks :wlrii:   20:12:51
kotu   yeah   20:13:30
kotu   why is it a fox   20:13:41
kotu   is it a scam?   20:13:46
p2   kotu drwaing a better version espeically for you <3   20:32:40
kotu   it better be a mech   20:37:12
p2   it's the most lovely creature there is <3   20:40:49
p2   https://img.ourl.ca/fox-6.png  :love:   20:41:04
p2   4kotu <3   20:41:25
kotu   its still a rude pic p2   20:45:48
p2   XD   20:46:41
p2   is the head better now? Troll   20:46:49
p2   *ignore the fact it looks like a fat pig Roll Eyes   20:47:21
p2   not sure if I should draw more to get batter at it or less cuz I suck at it    20:48:55
kotu   why does he have penis legs   20:49:08
p2   I like them...   20:49:18
kotu   it has negative brain imprint   20:49:39
p2   huh? what do u mean?   20:49:51
kotu   work it out   20:49:56
p2   *I dont understand what "negative brain imprint" means sorry    20:50:18
kotu   the picture creates a negative or disturbing energy state.   20:50:38
p2   XD   20:51:46
p2   shiiiit man   20:51:54
p2   that's the most beautiful way of telling me I seriously suck at drawing XDDD   20:52:08
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #546 on: March 21, 2017, 09:54:08 pm »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #547 on: March 21, 2017, 09:55:40 pm »
"I feel like none of the quotes here are by me."
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #548 on: March 22, 2017, 04:44:53 pm »
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kotu   chill out   17:32:28
kotu  8)   17:32:37
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #549 on: March 22, 2017, 07:40:38 pm »
I lol'ed at that join
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #550 on: March 25, 2017, 08:31:18 pm »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #551 on: March 26, 2017, 03:58:23 am »
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kotu   Pieman do you like pies?   04:51:54
Pieman   Yes, absolutely! Cheesy   04:52:07
*   kotu slams a custard pie into pieman's face   04:52:21
kotu   take that   04:52:23
*   Pieman takes it, and eats it   04:52:40
kotu   damn   04:52:45
*   Pieman asks for seconds   04:52:50
kotu   no!   04:53:19
*   Pieman cries   04:57:41
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #552 on: April 01, 2017, 11:46:13 pm »
This happened last night in #gc-forever:

23:50 <fys> http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lot-of-2-Wii-Sports-Nintendo-Wii-2006-Disc-errors-AS-IS-/262918128325?hash=item3d372442c5:g:9rkAAOSwCU1Y3rcG
23:50 <DarukBot> Title: Lot of 2 - Wii Sports (Nintendo Wii, 2006) Disc errors AS IS 45496902322 | eBay (at www.ebay.com)
23:50 <fys> spot the bulls*** in this auction
23:58 <Extrems> Why so many pictures of the discs?
23:59 <Streetwal> there's nothing to spot, he's selling unusable discs
23:59 <fys> we're smart
23:59 <fys> but
23:59 <fys> he's trying to fool people who think they're getting Wiis
00:00 <fys> by including pics of the wiis
00:00 <Extrems> Those are white DVD cases.
00:00 <fys> ....
00:00 <fys> jesus
00:00 <fys> im an idiot
00:00 <Streetwal> yeah
00:00 <Streetwal> lol
00:00 <fys> :(
00:00 <Surkow> <fys> jesus
00:00 <Surkow> <fys> im an idiot
00:00 <Surkow> <Streetwal> yeah
00:00 <Surkow> <Streetwal> lol
00:00 <fys> rewd
00:01 <Surkow> guys, be nice
00:01 <Surkow> no need to remind fys
00:01 <Surkow> :P
00:01 <fys> ^
00:01 <fys> im autistic
00:01 <fys> leave me alone
00:01 <fys> :(
00:01 <fys> ive got enough problems!
00:01 <fys> (also i can't process wheat.)
00:01 <Streetwal> the yeah was to confirm Extrems's claim
00:01 <megaloman> https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2923/33605120762_a0941442e6_o.png
00:01 <fys> ffs
00:02 <Streetwal> but it does work nicely that way too :^)
00:02 <fys> i can't catch a break
00:02 <fys> :(
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #553 on: April 03, 2017, 04:26:15 pm »
Lol XD that happens
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #554 on: April 03, 2017, 08:03:33 pm »
Sorunome   oh also are you still in for saturday cinema?   21:56:54
p2   im still ill and it not getting better   21:57:03
p2   meds surpressing it, but no real improvements   21:57:20
p2   still gettimng worse tbh  <_<   21:57:25
Sorunome    *drowns p2 in tea*   21:57:26
p2   so idk if I can go on saturday   21:57:33
aeTIos   drown me pls   21:57:40
p2    :ninja:   21:57:41
Sorunome   *drowns aeTIos in p2*   21:57:50
p2   what the...   21:57:57
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