Ok probably can't be bothered to make this into a game now as the questions are completed and I am busy with Mateo Face Drop.
I'm just gonna shove ya all the questions and answers so you can read them. Enjoy!!!!!
BOOM
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MATEO QUIZ
the mateoconlechuga tribute quiz game
based on mateo's past lives
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In one of his past lives, was/hmm MateoConLechuga did/hmm what etc....
1) Was a knight of the round table
2) Once punched a woman /
1) was a celibate monk
2) had sex with a lion an elephant and a sheep /
1) got plenty of exercise
2) weighed 19 tonnes because he ate chips only /
1) always said 'x 1000' when he insulted someone cleverly
2) never said 'x 1000' /
1) was known as aids baby
2) cured the sickness of others as he was jesus /
1) was born on the pakistan/india border
2) was born on the india/pakistan border /
1) organised 17,000 world wars /
2) was a peace protestor
1) mateo ruled the world as a kind king
2) mateo was a thief and a beggar /
1) was a baby tyrannosaurus rex
2) was a baby tripod too small for cameras /
1) was a small piece of cellophane
2) was a small hole in a piece of cellophane /
1) HE SAW A MASSIVE MECH COMING AND WAS SCARED /
2) he saw a massive mech coming and was overjoyed.
DOES THIS GUY HAVE NO LIMITS
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EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T EVEN JESUS
YEAH TAKE IT
*EDIT*
this game was going to feature a small section of audio at the end of the game, performed by me and my friend DJ Rob Roy, Rob starring as 'the voice' of mateo patio...... thought I would provide the script. I am playing myself.
Me-
yes mateo what? im writing a script for our quiz game?
Mateo-
my program doesnt compile
did you put a bug in it?
Me-
of course i didn't
let's see it then
is that it?
a?
put a semi-colon on the end
BOOM
no mateos were harmed in the making of this quiz game.