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Miscellaneous => Arcade => Topic started by: Yuki on April 08, 2016, 04:44:06 PM

Title: Derp Puncher [arcade][mobile-friendly]
Post by: Yuki on April 08, 2016, 04:44:06 PM
By gameblabla




WARNING: This game contains cartoon gore material and death of cute things. Please do not play if you don't want this.

Full screen (http://codewalr.us/arcade/derp_puncher/)
Title: Re: Derp Puncher [gore]
Post by: Dudeman313 on April 08, 2016, 05:50:00 PM
How come I can't get past 764 for my HS?  :-|
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: Yuki on April 08, 2016, 06:58:07 PM
This game has some weird scoring system, once you figure it out you can get a very high score.
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: Ivoah on April 08, 2016, 07:02:36 PM
I got 5422, could've gone higher, but I got bored :P
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: Yuki on April 08, 2016, 07:12:42 PM
Yeah, same with Rubby Bird, you can increase your high score indefinitely until you get bored. Speaking of which, that would fit slightly better if it was Rainbow Dash and Pinkie was holding the chainsaw. >.> Anyway, that reminds me of all those Flash games back in the early 2000s, those games were everywhere.
Title: Re: Derp Puncher [html5][gore]
Post by: Dudeman313 on April 08, 2016, 07:41:11 PM
Oh, I see. The pony's health regenerates. I guess I could have gone farther if I didn't have more pressing matters to attend to(like Lunch).
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: Dream of Omnimaga on April 08, 2016, 11:40:00 PM
I wonder if @Sorunome would like this game :trollface:

Kidding aside I lol'ed at first, even if I like Derpy :P. Nice to see some member games up there and this one actually doesn't make my CPU fan spin like mad like Opossum Massage Simulator Web. :P
Title: Re: Derp Puncher [html5][gore]
Post by: Dudeman313 on April 09, 2016, 07:10:35 PM
How old is your computer?  O.O
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: gameblabla on April 09, 2016, 07:21:45 PM
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on April 08, 2016, 11:40:00 PM
this one actually doesn't make my CPU fan spin like mad like Opossum Massage Simulator Web. :P
Yes, that's because i programmed for javascript from scratch and it was designed to run on a crappy firefox os phone.
Opossum Massage Simulator on the other hand, was compiled from the C coded version with Emscripten.
Emscripten is cool and all but the way it is implemented is... erg... kind of crappy.

(I can't actually run any emscripten games with noscript)

QuoteI wonder if @Sorunome would like this game :trollface:
I bet he did, he gave me his reaction when he saw Cass' Gueule on Ti Nspire.
(he was horrified)
Guess i should rename it to "Sorunome Puncher" :p
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: Dream of Omnimaga on April 09, 2016, 07:23:16 PM
Lol that would be weird. Also thanks for the explanation about emscripten.
Title: Re: Derp Puncher [html5][gore]
Post by: c4ooo on April 09, 2016, 09:08:02 PM
Great game :3
My only critique is that the button UI to select your weapon sucks :(
Title: Re: Derp Puncher [html5][gore]
Post by: gameblabla on April 09, 2016, 09:23:37 PM
Quote from: c4ooo on April 09, 2016, 09:08:02 PM
My only critique is that the button UI to select your weapon sucks :(
It sucks because it was designed for mobile.
That's why the buttons are really big and definitively not designed for desktops using a mouse.
Title: Re: Derp Puncher [html5][gore]
Post by: c4ooo on April 09, 2016, 09:46:50 PM
Ok lol. BTW it does not work in ios. Maybe its because this is an old version of ios, but i doubt it :P

Edit: the game actualy does work, but when i load the page i get a pop upp saying "your browser does not support OGG format" >_>
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: Dream of Omnimaga on April 09, 2016, 10:17:55 PM
Well iOS uses IE6 engine, based on its compatibility, it seems. :P (even WalrusIRC doesn't work well in it)

Also i found it a bit weird to have [gore] in the topic title when OMS has even more of it (if you let the Game Over screen run for a long while), yet lacks that tag. :P
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: James Oldiges on April 13, 2016, 09:14:02 AM
Quote from: Dudeman313 on April 08, 2016, 05:50:00 PM
How come I can't get past 764 for my HS?  :-|

(http://i.imgur.com/oq2OR1S.png)
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: Dream of Omnimaga on April 13, 2016, 03:16:43 PM
@James Oldiges your image doesn't work in your post (404)
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: James Oldiges on April 13, 2016, 03:18:31 PM
It shows for me.  My score was 8604
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: Dream of Omnimaga on April 13, 2016, 03:22:42 PM
Wait it works now. Imgur can be strange. <_<

Also my highscore is 2070 I think. Kinda strange that the challenge in this game is dying. :P
Title: Re: Derp Puncher [html5][gore]
Post by: Dudeman313 on April 13, 2016, 07:52:32 PM
It almost makes no sense why you would senselessly torture a pony while trying not to kill it.

And @James Oldiges , I got past 764 when I realized that you could wait for the pony to heal before continuing to torture it.
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: Dream of Omnimaga on April 14, 2016, 01:46:38 AM
So yeah, abug report, not about the game but the page layout @Juju : On Chrome Android we don't see the entire game. The right half goes off the screen and can't be reached. It might have something to do with @Streetwalrus mobile-friendly theme, though.
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: gameblabla on April 14, 2016, 10:52:39 AM
Quotethe game actualy does work, but when i load the page i get a pop upp saying "your browser does not support OGG format" >_>
Yeah... That's Apple (and Microsoft) unwilling to support the OGG format, even though they could with no effort.
(i might add mp3 support in the future though)

QuoteIt almost makes no sense why you would senselessly torture a pony while trying not to kill it.
It does have sense, it is just immoral. :p

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on April 14, 2016, 01:46:38 AM
So yeah, abug report, not about the game but the page layout @Juju : On Chrome Android we don't see the entire game. The right half goes off the screen and can't be reached. It might have something to do with @Streetwalrus mobile-friendly theme, though.
Yeah, that's why you guys should just put a direct link to the game instead like this to avoid issues like this.
https://codewalr.us/arcade/derp_puncher/ (https://codewalr.us/arcade/derp_puncher/)
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: Dream of Omnimaga on April 14, 2016, 04:31:20 PM
I think topic integration was chosen to make it easier for people to comment about the game. There should be a link like the above, though, along with a link to the topic below, as an optional way to play.
Title: Re: Derp Puncher [html5][gore]
Post by: Dudeman313 on April 20, 2016, 08:56:54 PM
That scoring system is weird. I found that I couldn't get past a score of 5003 until I killed the pony, which is when I got a score of 5363.  :-|
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: Yuki on April 20, 2016, 09:44:02 PM
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on April 14, 2016, 04:31:20 PM
I think topic integration was chosen to make it easier for people to comment about the game. There should be a link like the above, though, along with a link to the topic below, as an optional way to play.
Yeah, I should add a full screen link.
Title: Re: Derp Puncher [arcade][mobile-friendly]
Post by: kotu on February 23, 2017, 05:56:43 AM
lol has @Sorunome seen this??
Title: Re: Derp Puncher
Post by: Dream of Omnimaga on February 27, 2017, 05:34:35 AM
Now that you mention it, this was posted well before he started using #codewalrus on a regular basis, so I doubt it :P