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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

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DJ Omnimaga

Ok so I think it's time for a quote topic. Unfortunately, I don't have access to my old Telegram logs from before this site started, so quotes from the Telegram Codewalrus group will have to be shared by other staff. But here is something from the hidden staff sub-forum that absolutely has to be shared:

Quote from: Streetwalrus on
XD You guys come up with weird ideas.
And yes people protesting against swearing are a PITA (pun intended).

This was after aeTIos made fun of thanksgiving and turkeys and jokingly brought up the PETA. :P



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aeTIos

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Ghehe. Street and I have all logs from the telegram group so I'll ask him if there's anything interesting on there :P

Also I vote for [NSFW] tag because you know, questionable jokes and stuff might appear.
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Duke "Tape" Eiyeron

Agreed, we are never too sure about nsfw jokes, they could come out of nowhere.
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DJ Omnimaga

Oh whoops I forgot to add this in the topic title. My bad :P

Preferably use spoilers for them too.
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Duke "Tape" Eiyeron

MAybe a (maybe NSFW atm) whould be more precise. Oh well, that would be quite useless.
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novenary

Lol Eiyeron at your post title edits. :P

Duke "Tape" Eiyeron

Aw man, I have to stop now, you found out...  :(

Little fun fact : If I do something like "XXX : The YYY", that's because I like Spaceballs: The movie.
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novenary

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on
So routers were finally considered as drug paraphernalia due to the potential addicting properties of Internet and are now sold at head shops? O.O

And yes Spaceballs is epic. It could have it's own funny quotes thread lol.

Duke "Tape" Eiyeron

Yeah, Spaceballs : The funny quotes! XD

WTF DJ O?
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Yuki

Yeah, in reply of me saying routers are sold in drug stores lol.
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DJ Omnimaga

Yeah I was joking because English uses the same word for both french words "drogue" and "médicament" :P (the former refering to addicting medication and other substances, but more illegal ones)
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novenary

Lol yeah in french you also have droguerie which is the same as drugstore. :P

Yuki

We don't hear that a lot in Québec.
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DJ Omnimaga

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When people refer to run-down or seedy neighboorhoods over here they sometimes refer to them as "piquerie", though.


EDIT: Wait what?? O.O

QuoteaeTIos , [02.12.14 02:46] the game
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:46] the has 3 letters
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] game has 4 letters
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] 4-3 =1
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] 4-1 = 3
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] a triangle has 3 sides
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] illuminati is a triangle
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] illuminati confirmed
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Duke "Tape" Eiyeron

Quote from: Juju on
We don't hear that a lot in Québec.

The same in France. Just a few shops still use  this name...
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