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Development => Calculators => Calculator News, Coding, Help & Talk => Topic started by: ordelore on May 02, 2017, 10:27:54 pm

Title: If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.
Post by: ordelore on May 02, 2017, 10:27:54 pm
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/commentary/ct-teens-drugs-hiding-places-20170501-story.html
It's only a matter of time before the DEA raid Codewalrus.
Title: Re: If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on May 02, 2017, 10:30:29 pm
I always knew I was addicted. I mean, I do pump out an average of 3 new programs a day. Most are useless.

We had math state testing, and teachers were saying 'make sure you have your calculator' and I walked up to one and said "Trust me. I ALWAYS have my calculator...". Which is true, I'm always programming something or another on it.

I am 99% sure there will be drug dogs at school tmro. I'm innocent, so IDC.

Title: Re: If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.
Post by: c4ooo on May 02, 2017, 10:32:31 pm
I have the same alarm clock as that guy in the article.
Title: Re: If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.
Post by: xlibman on May 02, 2017, 11:54:14 pm
I broke out of my addiction 12 years ago. :P

EDIT: It was a calculator addiction :P
Title: Re: If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.
Post by: alexgt on May 03, 2017, 12:01:08 am
I have the same alarm clock as that guy in the article.
Lol, same here
Title: Re: If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.
Post by: Juju on May 03, 2017, 12:19:23 am
The admins of CodeWalrus do no stash any illegal drug inside the servers. I repeat, absolutely no drug behind the hard disk. Move along.
Title: Re: If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.
Post by: Unicorn on May 03, 2017, 08:19:07 am
I dont know...

 they dont even include backpack on that list. comon, DEA

calculators are more suspicious than back packs. <.< :ninja:
Title: Re: If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.
Post by: p2 on May 03, 2017, 08:22:48 am
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So parents, take heart: If your kid seems really into her graphing calculator, all it really means is that she's well on her way to a career as a successful engineer.
Can't be talking about us (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/meh.gif)
Title: Re: If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on May 03, 2017, 10:57:51 am
LOL. I'm coding, not codeine, when I use my calc. Just don't  check the battery compartment... (jk)
Title: Re: If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.
Post by: p4nix on May 24, 2017, 08:25:48 pm
Myths say some people spread LSD + DMSO on their calculator keypad to increase creativity, but then again Nicholas Sand says it isn't active trandermally and it also decomposes when exposed to sunlight and air.
Title: Re: If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.
Post by: JWinslow23 on May 24, 2017, 09:23:32 pm
Wow, it's amazing how far people will go to imply that everyone is a criminal.

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So parents, take heart: If your kid seems really into her graphing calculator, all it really means is that she's well on her way to a career as a successful engineer.
I'm offended by this. An engineer? Really? :P
Title: Re: If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on May 24, 2017, 10:36:41 pm
Wow, it's amazing how far people will go to imply that everyone is a criminal.

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So parents, take heart: If your kid seems really into her graphing calculator, all it really means is that she's well on her way to a career as a successful engineer.
I'm offended by this. An engineer? Really? :P

Yeah, I'd prefer to be a computer scientist, but OK!
Title: Re: If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.
Post by: xlibman on May 25, 2017, 03:14:40 am
I dont know...

 they dont even include backpack on that list. comon, DEA

calculators are more suspicious than back packs. <.< :ninja:
/me tries to hide his collection of 30 calcs O.O
Title: Re: If you use your calculator daily, you may have a drug problem.
Post by: Juju on May 26, 2017, 01:45:45 am
Myths say some people spread LSD + DMSO on their calculator keypad to increase creativity, but then again Nicholas Sand says it isn't active trandermally and it also decomposes when exposed to sunlight and air.
Myths, you say? Time to call our favourite myth-debunking walrus.

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Title: Re: If you use drugs daily, you may have a calculator problem.
Post by: xlibman on May 26, 2017, 03:51:28 am
Lol juju. Also dat cute :walrii: pic.