So the goal of this topic is to write a story, 4 words at a time, post by post. Basically, I write the first four words, then the next poster writes the next four, and so on. Once the story gets long enough, we might or might not end it then put the final result into 1 post (possibly the first).
So here I go with the classic start:
There was a story
Edit (Streetwalrus): please keep this thread sfw, thanks.
all about how my
cheese melted in the
fresh, tasty new pizza.
It must have been
quite tasty and I
enjoyed its great taste
but... Plot twist? You
wake up, with pizza
everywhere in the room.
"Pizzagus, Pigazzus", I screamed.
(Since it's a story we might want to try keeping the narrative at the same person, which is usually 3rd)
The pizza screamed back.
(:P)
It began transforming itself
Into a giant pizza
filled with Lego bricks
because everything is awesome!!!
Then a null pointer
Quote from: princetonlion.tibd on September 28, 2015, 04:11:39 AM
Into a giant pizza
*face palm*
/me runs
(why would a pizza transform into a pizza?)
Because I want to make this weird and my imagination is horrible
exception occurred, causing coffee
(The thing here is that a normal pizza turns into a giant pizza :P)
to stack overflow and
explode all over the
walrus in this thread
and suddenly my mom
started to fly away
"What's happening?" she screemed.
I am magical, I
Am the all powerful
flying walrus person hybrid
With a single horn
...or maybe also two...
or maybe 1337 horns...
but often just one
A Schrödinger's horn 'twas it's [it is]
(Changed to present tense)
yet not a horn
(you see, because Schrödinger)
but let's move on:
floccinaucinihilipilification and antidisestablishmentarianism are
(Stupid Tapatalk)
not from the story
QuoteThere was a story all about how my cheese melted in the fresh, tasty new pizza. It must have been quite tasty and I enjoyed its great taste but... Plot twist? I woke up, with pizza everywhere in the room.
"Pizzagus, Pigazzus", I screamed.
The pizza screamed back. It began transforming itself Into a giant pizza filled with Lego bricks because everything is awesome!!! Then a null pointer exception occurred, causing coffee to stack overflow and explode all over the walrus in this thread and suddenly my mom started to fly away.
"What's happening?" she screemed.
I am magical, I Am the all powerful flying walrus person hybrid!
With a single horn... or maybe also two... or maybe 1337 horns... but often just one, a Schrödinger's horn it is, yet not a horn, but let's move on. Floccinaucinihilipilification and antidisestablishmentarianism are not from the story.
O.O
I woke up screaming
,decided to watch inception
while procastinating my homework
But the dream stuck
, with the pizza appearing
, in my head. I
decided to move on
And forget my dream.
But it was backup'd
. Suddenly i heard a an
overclocking issue. I burned
my automatic carrot peeler's
Main razor's gas motor
. "Snap" i thought, as
my house incinerated. Cows
Started their own Society
on the moon's surface.
that extinguished my love
Shouldn't there be a post limit here or something? :P
(If a story just gets nowhere after a few pages then we just end it early then start a new one. As for a post limit it depends of how much this board is used. As of tonight it cannot exceed 1162 posts (23257/20).
for pizza. And yet,
I'm still not done
porting Pizza to microcat.
After I finished that,
a walrus was killed
trying to escape from
Ashens (http://youtube.com/c/ashens/) satanic purgatory that
gave guests free brochures
And killed Jar-Jar-Binks cruelly
with a large potatoe
stored in Schrödinger's box
locked in a flying
.
Then, wild Pikachus appeared!
and the flying hit
the glass ceiling. It
shattered into a walrus
convention, where initiation was
indeed quite profusely taken
. His last words were
'TAKE MY MONEY p4nix!'
and feed my pet
Quote from: JWinslow23 on December 19, 2015, 05:35:08 PM
Then, wild Pikachus appeared!
That's really poor as it breaks with grammar. Finish the last sentence!
Or it will die.
You want to help
giving chocolade to dogs
but you read that
on DEF CON hacking
calculators make great test
pigs without flying away.
But they do give
People some weird random
ungrammatical sentences. Example be.
in your house behind
the garbage pail and
the leftovers from last
night tasted like large
steps for a man.
This story is horrible
(yep that is the next 4 words)
so am I, but
I keep writing junk
because this is codewalrus
what I can't do
is becoming a walrii
what I'd hate to
because walriis arent pizzas
which I hate because
pizza tastes really good
but let's start again:
without any noticeable mistakes
but with more pizza
... once upon a time,
in a galaxy far
far far far away...
there was a walrus
with a red lightsaber
and a large ego.
However, another walrii had
an even larger ego.
Resulting in the biggest
(Could someone add em all up please :P)
spoiler of star wars7
Quote from: alexgt on December 20, 2015, 11:09:39 PM
spoiler of star wars7
*star wars 7 spoiler
(That fits better)
in which lightsabers are
fantastical magical fairy wands.
that emit light with
limey timey wimey science.
...which is quite cool
but ironically, even though
The Doctor doesn't like
an apple a day
but he still eats
an apple a day
with fish sticks and
an apple a day, :P
to keep the apples
in the tree is
fairly unethical because of
influence of tree-huger's thoughts
makes them believe that
trees want to be
like their father. This
is the truth that
everyone wants to know
but doesn't know. Meanwhile,
in a galaxy far...
dear to me, the
>:D alexgt
Galactic Empire was at
(NO SPOILERS PLEASE)
peace and iron man
died on top of
his own dead body.
lies lies alexgt screamed
(:P)
no, not true he
lied, for he had
lied on the [blank],
, masquerading as a walrus,
and sleeping like a
lazer shooting iron bossatron
(:P)
but not really, he
's a very bad apple.
(does that count?)
So alexgt makes a
pretty pink pony apple
that has the ability
to fly like walruses.
(O.O)
And looks like spam
(err.. there was a period at the end of my post Unicorn xD)
because spam is a
(sry bout that)
meat that can kill.
pretty much anything that
is in a unibeam
can fry a wookie
on a frying pan
Using some hot sauce
it should taste quite
like a hot patatoe
And we shall put
on top of someone.
And the person will
lose the game, causing
a time paradox in
which (go to this link for the word: https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061113221628AAxlNn5) exists as
[plural of that one giant word], so multiple forms
of large names are
synonymous with a large
smelly, hairy, old man.
in a can of
smelly, hairy, old, soup
(don't ask)
that your mom makes
every Sunday night. But,
since you are stupid,
and smart at the
art of calculator programming
, you have no idea
about anything except walrus ___
And thus know who
is this man? Have
mercy upon me, for
I am not a
large, bug-loving person.
but have you checked
the checkbox to your
hippie sister's black moustache
(Yep, we are getting truly random here)
that is THE GAME
that was just lost
(
@DarkestEx then you haven't seen the Omni TI Book, which combines 4 make a story threads from Omnimaga and someone's story into one spoiler tag https://www.omnimaga.org/news/an-omni-ti-book-7-years-in-the-making/ )
EDIT: The hilarious thing about that link is that almost the entire story in part 2 abides by what is said at the end of part 1 (the world "said" is only used once and "say" is never used)
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on January 26, 2016, 07:32:07 AM
that was just lost
(@DarkestEx then you haven't seen the Omni TI Book, which combines 4 make a story threads from Omnimaga and someone's story into one spoiler tag https://www.omnimaga.org/news/an-omni-ti-book-7-years-in-the-making/ )
EDIT: The hilarious thing about that link is that almost the entire story in part 2 abides by what is said at the end of part 1 (the world "said" is only used once and "say" is never used)
Ah, I see. But most importantly it is fun so the content doesn't really matter :)
then the world ended.
(Omni is blocked at school <_<)
Will the coffeemaker return
it shall power programmers
Sentences form randomly. Appeareantly
a quantum computer can
Make coffee that will
compute sudo-primes with epic
orders of magnitude, equal
to that of a
fat, blubber filled, walrus
that ate bowser in
jest. Sandwich meat. Yum...
Very smart but gentle
sandwich in a burger
That Iron Walrii made (
@alexgt)
to have a picnic
where he ate himself
Quote from: Unicorn on January 28, 2016, 12:18:08 AM
were he ate himself
Did you mean "where?"
and created a paradox.
in which all ironmen
Tripled in size dominating
the entire galaxy, which
is not a galaxy.
Then the people attacked
Grand Czalrus of Walrussia
[spoiler]:trollface:[/spoiler]
and killed many walruses (O.O)
,committing :walrii: -cide against those ( :P :P )
things that weren't walrii. ;)
Walrii are considered this
non-walrii-like species
that live in walriidom
peacefully, happily, and healthily.
not threatened by nuke........
that hovered ominously over
the walriidom in a
non-hovering fashion.
Contradiction
In a blue box
(Who? :P)
That gave :walrii:'s the
large sonic screwdriver that
Created walriis back when
time lords existed and
and devoured universal particles.
In Gallifrey The Doctor
created Puppy Monkey Baby
evaluated to 0/0 which
corresponds to undef/NaN
Which is the same
as rubber dome keyboards.
Which can act like
machines destroying your fingers,
which can be a
real pain in the
pancreas area because the
slightly radioactive nuclear particles
turn you into :walrii:'s
that flash green and
konami-codes your wasabi pizza.
Now, it is (https://tiplanet.org/forum/images/forum_uploads/65047_1455266641_56bd9b511c290.gif)ming
,walking, jumping, and excreting
strings of concatenated data.
As it picks up
loads of TI-84+ CE calcs
it shreds them entirely.
This upsets a group
of pi-loving fanboys who
who decide π is
"the ideal circle constant" <_<
,and think Tau is
superior to anything else.
The group of people
could be right. But...
Yoda thought it otherwise.