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Started by u/_iPhoenix_ • May 30, 2017, 11:39:33 AM
Walrii storytelling!
Basically, just add to the story (keep it small/simple/:walrii: ) of the person in front of you. Things in code tags are not part of the story. They could be suggestions, comments, praise, etc Here's the story: But shhh... We are observing the secretive in its natural habitat... *suddenly a naked w...
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Started by u/Dream of Omnimaga • April 10, 2019, 08:43:35 PM
TI-86 calculator c (NSFW)
Unfortunately, this actually exists. Internet, pls xd
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Started by u/Dream of Omnimaga • September 09, 2018, 11:37:13 PM
TravisE likes "quitting"
*tev has quit (Quit: Quitting) When you're on a IRC server that prefixes your quit messages, it says "Quit" three times in a row. Inception, much, Travis ? xd
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Started by u/Dream of Omnimaga • July 14, 2018, 05:11:04 PM
You know forum softwares are outdated when...
...A video game that started existing 6 years after MSN Messenger closed down is stuck with a MSN Messenger profile field option because the company that makes the forum software they use decided to use SMF as a blueprint and intentionally remain stuck in the early 2000's xd
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Started by u/xMarminq_ • September 09, 2017, 02:05:15 AM
Something Totally Cool With [img][/img]
Quote this post, and say what it says in repley to this http://Say:The Emoji Movie is the best movie in xistence
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Started by u/DarkestEx • September 27, 2015, 11:57:08 AM
539 signs that you're addicted to CodeWalrus (or calculators)
Hello!I noticed that we are missing a "x Reasons that you are a CodeWalr.us" thread.So here it is In this thread you describe reasons what identifys you as a CodeWalr.us member.Be creative!Feel free to comment more or say which of them you experience yourself. I am a CodeWalr.us... 1. because I make douzens of Walrii sprites.2. because the first website I open when I start my computer is CodeWalrus
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The ultimate solution [NSFW]
This is it, i found it, the ultimate picture !It's a picture and it's so great, it can turn any straight man into a gay one.Unfortunately, it's pr0nographic in nature so i can't show it on cw.It represents 3 young men from some anime having fun together but it needs to be seen to be believed.Words cannot describe how good it is.Here it is, tell me what do you think of it (it's pr0n, for real NSFW) : [/s...
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Started by u/_iPhoenix_ • June 22, 2017, 09:54:43 PM
Boredom Thread!
Summer is here, and unfortunately that means most people have either too much free time, and are bored, or have not enough free time or are on vacation.Post here about your far-out ideas that just could not happen, interesting things you heard about, or anything that bothers you, in the attack against boredom!Also feel free to demonstrate your prowess with the WYSIWYG editor, using cringey memes, and the like, but don't be too obnoxious.Have fun!
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Started by u/kotu • June 19, 2017, 07:59:53 PM
Is mateo patio a thing??
So I was speaking to my friend the other day who works at a DIY shop, he was telling me that this chain of shops in UK are now importing a unique type of patio tile from the US for patios and outdoor garden areas, called mateo patio. Apparently each tile has a picture of MateoConLechuga 's face on it.Can anyone verify this??Ok bai *EDIT does anyone have a mateo patio if so can we please have a pic? ok thx
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Started by u/Dream of Omnimaga • May 29, 2017, 10:39:08 PM
The moon landing was real, but what happened there was fake
This, below, is exactly what happened on the Moon when the NASA went there:
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Started by u/Dream of Omnimaga • May 05, 2017, 05:21:00 AM
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Juju should start appoving user changes again. Last time he did was in 2014. What do ya think?
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Started by u/kotu • April 23, 2017, 02:35:19 PM
So, Kotuism - what is it?
As some of on the forum know I recently started my own religion..... the full details of which are contained in my blog here...... So far I only have one follower - the first initiatite was p4nix from this boardIf any of you read the blog and decide you want to become a kotuist, just post as much in this thread! It's free and we need to get the numbers upThanks for your time!!! Yay!!!! Woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! ...
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Started by u/kotu • April 30, 2017, 09:24:06 AM
Nick Hewer's Good Cars (NSFW) [NSFW]
a few years ago i invented 2 nick hewer based boardgames, look him uphere is a screenshot from the program i made that simulated a game..... WARNING: THIS CONTAINS BAD LANGUAGE AND IS NOT SAFE FOR WORKapart from that just try and enjoy it in this game you can see you are collecting businesses by buying them off Nickat the end, the winner is the person to cut up their property cards with...
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Started by u/c4ooo • March 29, 2017, 11:26:34 PM
Latest CW trends.
Edit: juju broke the trend
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Started by u/p2 • April 25, 2017, 12:39:02 PM
Am I the only one?
This is my lifeEvery day I hope something would change, only waking up to see it's the same as the last day.I have everything others could wish for, yet I have nothing.All day long I see people behaving like the lowest animals, spend my day trying to find something new, something different, something that isn't boring.And every night when I realize nothing has changed again, I watch series and spend time on image boards or programming until I fall asleep again.Hoping something would change.Is i...
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Started by u/kotu • April 22, 2017, 11:54:23 AM
How untidy is your desk??
How untidy is your desk??I rate mine 3 out of 5 what do you think
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Started by u/kotu • April 06, 2017, 07:39:23 PM
archangel comeback
the archangels are coming back MateoConLechuga first off, it's 'star man' yay, i'm black because i cant see!i am star man yay it's rodane you look like kris ludds.are you gay? thank heaven for j...
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Started by u/kotu • April 06, 2017, 07:06:24 PM
announcing massive cenobites victory
massive victory for gay cenobites REPEAT massive victory for gay cenobitesOiram is a thing
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Started by u/_iPhoenix_ • March 21, 2017, 08:19:12 PM
Forum Game: Counter!
If you don't know what a forum game is, well, it's a game you play on a forum.In this forum game, you have a number. This post is one, the next post will be 2 AND SO ON (jeez). In your post, you post some information about you that relates you to that number. For example: I am 1 .I am related to this number because I have one color calculator, my CE. I tend to spend a lot of time on my CE, which can sometimes be a bad thing . I also have a singl...
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Started by u/Ivoah • August 02, 2016, 04:39:51 AM
SXZvYWgncyBBUkc=
SGVhZCB0byBhcmcgZG90IG15IG5hbWUgZG90IG5ldA==EDIT: SSdtIGFuIGlkaW90
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Started by u/Dream of Omnimaga • January 09, 2017, 03:09:27 AM
Walrii mascot now more popular than TI-Boy emulator
Another one of CodeWalrus oddities:
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Ban the Nintendo Switch
Because it's made by evil mexicans, grr ! Hopefully, trump will ban the switch at launch like he did with mudslims.(will see, rip the mudslims)
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Started by u/Adriweb • June 07, 2016, 01:49:22 PM
gg me (also the game)
O h l o o k , t h i s i s m y 3 0 0 t h [color=#...
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Started by u/p2 • February 01, 2017, 10:07:08 AM
Americas elite dont want you to know about this
Clickbait titles suck. Seriously. We should stop it
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Started by u/Dream of Omnimaga • January 24, 2017, 07:06:39 AM
This happens if you feed a walrus. Number 4 will shock you!
Sorunome wanted me to post this topic a few hours ago, so here is it. Basically if you feed a walrus, the following could happen:1) They might play saxophone, sort of ) ) You will go bankrupt because a walrus eats A LOT!4) ) And if their birthday is nearby
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Started by u/Dudeman313 • January 26, 2016, 01:56:43 AM
Terrible "Roast" Lines
I just wanted to make a thread for this. If you're too old to know what a roast is, here's an example:"Eww! That's just gross!""Your face is gross!"Oooo! Get wrect!/Shots fired!/Spittin' bars/Roasted!" That is a "roast."Post anything like that you can think of here.
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Started by u/aetios • May 08, 2016, 12:33:00 PM
boi dat unicycle
HERE COME DAT BOI o c waddup
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Started by u/Dream of Omnimaga • September 26, 2015, 05:59:20 PM
Make a story, four words at a time
So the goal of this topic is to write a story, 4 words at a time, post by post. Basically, I write the first four words, then the next poster writes the next four, and so on. Once the story gets long enough, we might or might not end it then put the final result into 1 post (possibly the first).So here I go with the classic start:There was a story Edit (Streetwalrus): please keep this thread sfw, thanks.
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Started by u/Ephraim Becker • March 16, 2016, 10:56:51 PM
What type of screen should I build if i'm using it to cover house windows
I'm planning on making a prank on my family and make it look like the house has been turned into a Star Trek space ship in outer space. My plan is to cover all the windows in the house with computer screens showing outer space. Which type of screen is best for this? LCD or AMOLED?
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Started by u/Unicorn • March 03, 2016, 07:21:38 AM
Weird "lightbulb"moments.
Just post those times were you realize something, and it probably is a coincedence, is not at all related to anything, but is still amazing.When I was in history class the other day, we were talking about the 5 "civilized" tribes in north america. A moment later, I was thinking about what I am going todo to conquer the world in Civ 5. I realized the connection, and my mind was blown. Is the game some protest against the trail of tears? there is the brave newworld scenarios...
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Started by u/Dudeman313 • February 10, 2016, 01:10:30 AM
The Random Question Thread
This is where you post the most random, off-topic anywhere, weird questions you've been dying to ask.Here are the rules:1. You must either post a question, comment, or an answer to someone else's question.2. You cannot post more than 1 question at a time.3. There can be more than 1 answer to 1 question4. Do not post a comment before someone's question is answered5. You cannot post another question if there is an unanswered question before yours; Be patient!6. DO NOT ANSWER QUESTIONS WITH QUESTIO...
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Started by u/Dudeman313 • February 12, 2016, 03:07:08 AM
Personal things that makes you say wow
This is where you post personal things that amaze you. Like what my mom just said."Nursing is like the Mafia. Once you start, you can't get out, 'cause you know too much." Wow.
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Started by u/alexgt • January 26, 2016, 02:35:52 AM
Interactive Joke Thread
I know there is already a joke thread made by Unicorn but it isn't for interactive joke (ex: a knock knock joke where other people guess who )Here is the starter:Why did the cross the road?
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Started by u/Dream of Omnimaga • January 13, 2016, 11:34:39 PM
How to interact with people, CW style
So for example, if you want to interact with people in CodeWalrus style, this is how you would do it:"Hi", "Hello", etc = "The Game" = "Ivoah" = So in Codewalrian, "Hi, Ivoah. The game" would be ...
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Started by u/aetios • September 29, 2015, 04:08:03 PM
The rant topic
Post any one thing you have a rant about in this topic. Anything, everything. Rules:-twitter style (140 characters max)-one per day-must be sensible (no 'I lost' posts)I'll start. I was trying to fix my amp but instead i shorted it and broke it for real. Also, the fuse blew so the whole house went dark.
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Started by u/Dream of Omnimaga • January 04, 2015, 05:13:37 PM
Another spam thread (testing purpose)
Not anymore. Prince gotta be the youngest
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Started by u/Unicorn • March 31, 2015, 04:39:58 AM
Joke Thread
So, I noticed we don't have a joke thread, and now here one is! Post any jokes here and keep them clean please. There are people under 18 in this wonderful world. Well, here's the first one1A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink.The barkeeper says: "HEY! We don't serve your kind here! Get OUT!"The mushroom says: "Why? I'm a FUNGI!
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Started by u/Vijfhoek • December 16, 2014, 03:02:04 PM
Haiku thread!
What about this thing?Speak in haikus, everyone!It's gonna be fun!This is how it works:Five, seven, five syllables.It's easy to be done!
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