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Mateo Quiz

Started by kotu, July 25, 2017, 10:17:48 AM

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Ok probably can't be bothered to make this into a game now as the questions are completed and I am busy with Mateo Face Drop.
I'm just gonna shove ya all the questions and answers so you can read them. Enjoy!!!!!

BOOM

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MATEO QUIZ

the mateoconlechuga tribute quiz game

based on mateo's past lives

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In one of his past lives, was/hmm MateoConLechuga did/hmm what etc....

1) Was a knight of the round table
2) Once punched a woman                     /

1) was a celibate monk
2) had sex with a lion an elephant and a sheep     /

1) got plenty of exercise
2) weighed 19 tonnes because he ate chips only        /

1) always said 'x 1000' when he insulted someone cleverly
2) never said 'x 1000'                                        /

1) was known as aids baby
2) cured the sickness of others as he was jesus           /

1) was born on the pakistan/india border
2) was born on the india/pakistan border            /

1) organised 17,000 world wars        /
2) was a peace protestor

1) mateo ruled the world as a kind king
2) mateo was a thief and a beggar           /

1) was a baby tyrannosaurus rex
2) was a baby tripod too small for cameras   /

1) was a small piece of cellophane
2) was a small hole in a piece of cellophane      /

1) HE SAW A MASSIVE MECH COMING AND WAS SCARED      /
2) he saw a massive mech coming and was overjoyed.

DOES THIS GUY HAVE NO LIMITS

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EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T EVEN JESUS

YEAH TAKE IT



*EDIT*
this game was going to feature a small section of audio at the end of the game, performed by me and my friend DJ Rob Roy, Rob starring as 'the voice' of mateo patio...... thought I would provide the script. I am playing myself.


Me-

yes mateo what? im writing a script for our quiz game?


Mateo-

my program doesnt compile

did you put a bug in it?


Me-

of course i didn't

let's see it then

is that it?

a?

put a semi-colon on the end


BOOM

no mateos were harmed in the making of this quiz game.
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Unicorn

Quote from: kotu on July 25, 2017, 10:17:48 AM
no mateos were harmed in the making of this quiz game.
Are you sure?
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Quote from: xlibman on July 27, 2017, 04:28:25 PM
Codewalrus has 1999 topics in the database. About half of them are not kotu topics about MateoConLechuga.

TBH that's the best thing I've heard all day... and I was gifted $100 from a complete stranger...

[spoiler=filler, sponsored by autocorrect] and the original count was the first time I had the time of my entry to my game because of my mother I am not going on the game and she was the best I could be that there was no reason for the death to make a new account that the characters would have to go on a single theme that is made to the top and Stripes of code that is a good programmer and the documentation of code is a similar way of the documentation that code only is the same time that you have the same code to the person that code only is a complete joke or something related to to your user name or something related to it that is there is a code that is not really a bad thing but I am sure it will be accepted by the Wikipedia community if it sucks enough.[/spoiler]
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kotu

Quote from: xlibman on July 27, 2017, 04:28:25 PM
Codewalrus has 1999 topics in the database. About half of them are not kotu topics about MateoConLechuga.

@xlibman , you may not be an amazing computer programmer, but you should at least know that 2 does not equal 'about half' of 2 thousand. you are now sacked
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