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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by Dream of Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

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Dream of Omnimaga

The shoutbox can get wild sometimes :P
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Sorunome

Quote<l|1> <aeTIos> jar jar is the last jedi
<Sorunome> i thought jar jar was a sith
<l|1> <Streetwalrus> what the c did you just cing say about star wars, you little c
<l|1> <aeTIos> you spelled sith wrong street
<l|1> <aeTIos> palpatine was right all along
<Sorunome> palpatine was only the apprentice, jar jar was the master
<I|> <p2> wtf is wrong with u guys? xD
<Sorunome> i mean, just look at how jar jar looked like in the original trilogy, people even confused him with palpatine o.o
<l|1> <aeTIos> lalol
<I|> <p2> I wonder if sith<-->c wordjokes are common mong sith lords...
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To be or not to be.........is that even a question? Who gets to decide this anyways?

Dream of Omnimaga

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p4nix

Quote from: gameblabla on January 13, 2017, 03:06:50 AM
[spoiler]I asked MateoC why he was spending his time recovering DJ's levels, this happened :
QuoteMateoC   DJ: Would you happen to know how many pipes were in the first level? It might go faster smiley   2:04:49 AM
MateoC   It doesn't look the same as the original pack   2:05:06 AM
gameblabla   i can't believe you are doing that mateo   2:05:34 AM
gameblabla   it's been like 2 days since you tried to recover dj's levels   2:06:01 AM
MateoC   Nah   2:06:18 AM
MateoC   Just started tonight   2:06:22 AM
gameblabla   oh   2:06:35 AM
MateoC   I was just getting info   2:06:35 AM
gameblabla   if this was up to me though, i would just tell dj to redo his levels. that would have been faster anyway   2:07:35 AM
MateoC   Yeah but I like editing hex files Tongue   2:08:07 AM
gameblabla   that night, you could have spend it on sex rather than recovering some dude's levels

it's funny, by my own standards.


Sorunome also wtf is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg 22:47:06
p4nix https://www.reddit.com/r/s***tyaskscience/comments/5qu47m/i_am_working_on_a_new_polyurethane_with_five/ 22:47:11
ben_g Streetwal: /r/ILostTheGame/ 22:47:44
Streetwal Tongue 22:47:52
p4nix Sorunome this is for MateoC 22:48:12
Sorunome lol 22:48:17
ben_g It even turns out to be an actual sub Tongue 22:48:21
p4nix So he can have sex life instead of editing hex files 22:48:22
MateoC Hm? 22:48:22
* p4nix hides 22:48:32
p4nix you cant see me mateo 22:48:40
Sorunome MateoC: <Sorunome> also wtf is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg 22:48:51
p4nix i shouldnt binge-read the funny quote thread
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p2

dont tell me @MateoC is still working on recovering those strange hex files? :ninja:
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

p4nix

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Dream of Omnimaga

There's a sub-reddit about THE GAME? O.O I just lost.
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p2

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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

p4nix

Quotekotu   i just bought a thousand Tongue   18:50:24
kotu   lol   18:50:38
p4nix   blotter art?   18:50:43
kotu   acids   18:50:48
kotu   yeah   18:50:50
p4nix   lol, undosed I guess :trollface:   18:50:51
kotu   p4nix exactly   18:51:09
p4nix   kotu real man buy dosed   18:51:18
kotu   :P   18:51:23
p4nix   i thought you didnt like acid   18:51:48
kotu   i dont   18:51:54
p4nix   but the art?   18:52:03
kotu   ate it   18:52:13
p4nix   wtf   18:52:18
p4nix   you ate undosed blotter?   18:52:28
kotu   oh no    O.O   18:52:28
p4nix    ???   18:52:45
kotu   its workin  :w00t:   18:52:54
p4nix   rofl   18:53:04
p4nix   15min ago, kotu just ate 1000*100ug LSD
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kotu

Quote
kotu   ban him p2   13:03:30
kotu   he goes too far XD   13:03:35
kotu   i use PI_MUL_2 in my programs, that's what u should use   13:04:02
kotu   that's what good propgrammers do   13:04:09
p2   I was the one calling to destroy all non-believers that want to destroy pi... Roll Eyes   13:04:16
kotu   cool   13:04:32
kotu   tau is foreign junk 13:07:10
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Dream of Omnimaga

The tau vs pi thing got way too far earlier, though. <_<
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kotu

i shouldn't have gone on about 'object dimensional spaces' and 'negative brain imprint'

<_<
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Dream of Omnimaga

Nah I mean it almost turned into a fight earlier
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kotu

Quotep4nix   @xMarminq_ better learn C than drop acid tho Tongue   19:04:41
p4nix   also watch out for 25i-nbome   19:05:17
xMarminq_   Mad   19:05:38
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_iPhoenix_

This is from Cemetech SAX and was posted in my Pi vs Tau thread:
Quote from: Pi VS Tau Thread on Cemetech
*keeping it cuz it's funny and adds to the thread. Admins, I hope this doesn't add to my word count...
Quote from: SAX12:11:28 AM [#] [MateoC] I think that we should just use C
12:11:32 AM [#] [MateoC] There's M_PI
12:11:35 AM [#] [dTal] jacobly: so you disagree with the use of nonlethal weapons
12:11:36 AM [prgmTrouble] I don't degree
12:11:41 AM [#] [MateoC] But no M_TAU
12:12:01 AM [#] [jacobly] I wouldn't say lethal weapons are easier, but that's just me
12:12:13 AM [_iPhoenix_] I vote lethal weapons. JUST FREAKING SETTLE THE ISSUE!
12:12:30 AM [#] [jacobly] #define M_TAU (M_PI/2)
12:12:51 AM [#] [jacobly] / because that's how I'm defining it
12:13:11 AM [#] [MateoC] Haha jacobly++
12:13:19 AM [prgmTrouble] #define M_TAU (2M_PI)
12:13:27 AM [#] [jacobly] SYNTAX ERROR
12:13:43 AM [#] [MateoC] ERR: Internal error 3214324
12:13:51 AM [#] [MateoC] Please contact Technical Support
12:14:01 AM [#] [MateoC] That's about as good as ZDS does
12:14:10 AM [#] [dTal] I don't think that'll work, won't the macro expand to 23.14159...
12:14:18 AM [#] [jacobly] no
12:14:22 AM ***prgmTrouble <
12:14:24 AM [#] [jacobly] it is a syntax erro
12:14:25 AM [#] [jacobly] r
12:14:49 AM ***prgmTrouble <--
12:14:37 AM [#] [jacobly] because 2M_PI is not a valid number
12:14:52 AM [#] [jacobly] and M_PI2 would be undefined
12:15:04 AM [prgmTrouble] mah name
12:15:17 AM [#] [MateoC] Good thing M_2PI is sometimes defined
12:15:31 AM [prgmTrouble] its a conspiracy
12:15:56 AM [prgmTrouble] it's
12:16:23 AM [#] [dTal] my reaction on learning about Tau was "how could I, and especially the people around me, have been so stupid"
12:16:47 AM [#] [dTal] I am baffled by the pi-defenders
12:16:56 AM [prgmTrouble] I blame the government
12:17:42 AM [prgmTrouble] the government put dihydrogen monoxide in our water
<snip> (Mateo believes Diameter is easier to measure then Radius, then
dTal talks nerd stuff, which gets Mateo (and everyone else) confused)
12:19:32 AM [prgmTrouble] use DEG
12:19:44 AM [ReGuess] use GRAD
12:19:57 AM [#] [Ivoah] Use Tai
12:20:14 AM [prgmTrouble] use calculator
*more nerd stuff from dTal
*nerd arguing
12:23:09 AM [#] [MateoC] Let's just go do something productive like fix Mateo's scaling routine
12:23:11 AM [#] *MateoC hides
12:23:32 AM [#] [Ivoah] Or solve integrals
12:23:44 AM [prgmTrouble] or use degrees
*nerd stuff from jacobly
12:24:47 AM [#] [MateoC] Have fun drawing your unit circle in terms of tau
12:25:19 AM [prgmTrouble] just do double the existing fraction
12:25:31 AM [ReGuess] prgmTrouble, if you like degrees so much, tell me, what's the formula for the length of an arc of a circle with radius r through an angle theta
12:25:32 AM [#] [dTal] MateoC: I don't see the problem
12:26:05 AM [#] [jacobly] even better with degrees, what d/dx sin(x) where is is degrees
12:26:10 AM [#] [jacobly] *x
*dTal talking about integrals of [zZz]
*prgmTrouble thinking about cosx, incorrectly.
12:28:24 AM [_iPhoenix_] Awkward Silence
12:29:16 AM [_iPhoenix_] did dTal explode everyone's brains?
12:29:17 AM [prgmTrouble] reguess: 2pi*r*theta/360
12:29:47 AM [_iPhoenix_] lel pi in degrees
12:30:01 AM [ReGuess] correct.
12:30:19 AM [_iPhoenix_] prgmTrouble had to ReGuess
12:30:21 AM [prgmTrouble] using pi as a ratio -_-
12:30:42 AM [_iPhoenix_] ik
*ReGuess gives me karma
*nikkybot fangirling over tswilliamson for no reason
12:31:56 AM [ReGuess] I'm working on the derivative. Let u = tau*x/360. d/dx sin(360*u/tau) = cos(360*u/tau)du/dx =...
*Nerd ^^
12:32:50 AM [ReGuess] (tau/360)cosx
*Much nerd ^^
12:33:39 AM [prgmTrouble] pi/180*cosx
12:33:48 AM [prgmTrouble] if x is in degrees
*he's all about degrees, 'bout degrees, prgmTrouble
*updated the post*
12:34:07 AM [ReGuess] lol _iPhoenix_++
12:34:10 AM [#] [jacobly] heh, that work was wrong but the answer was right...
12:34:11 AM [_iPhoenix_]
12:34:16 AM [ReGuess] I wear that label with pride
12:34:59 AM [#] [Pieman] I love it when i get the answer right with the wrong work!
12:35:21 AM [ReGuess] is it wrong because of my choice of fundamental constant? or was my work actually wrong?
12:36:18 AM [#] [jacobly] well the last step doesn't follow, so something earlier was wrong if you got the right answer
12:36:40 AM [#] [jacobly] maybe?
12:37:37 AM [prgmTrouble] hmmm
*extreme nerdism happening
12:37:47 AM [ReGuess] cos(360*u/tau)du/dx = cos(360*u/tau)(tau/360) = (tau/360)cos(x)
12:38:11 AM [ReGuess] chain rule
*minds go boom
12:38:24 AM [#] [jacobly] I'm just confused because you substituted for x
12:38:35 AM [#] [Pieman] @#$% it! I just remembered that I have a huge-ass calculus test tomorrow...
12:38:41 AM [#] [Pieman] Rip
12:38:48 AM [#] *Pieman dies
12:38:51 AM [ReGuess] oh. me too.
*ReGuess, you'll ace it...
12:39:04 AM [prgmTrouble] I only have a quiz
*so do I
12:39:43 AM [prgmTrouble] on F$%^ trig integrals with u substitutions and damn log rule
12:40:03 AM ***prgmTrouble rage quits life
*but then you won't be there for your quiz
12:40:07 AM [ReGuess] Yeah, you need to study
12:40:27 AM [ReGuess] if the chat logs are any measure.
*I'm keeping the log(chat
12:40:28 AM [#] *Pieman hands prgmTrouble a table to flip
12:40:55 AM [_iPhoenix_] ~flip
12:40:56 AM [#] [DoorsCS] (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
12:41:17 AM [prgmTrouble] lol
*ReGuess goes to bed
12:41:49 AM [Cemetech] _iPhoenix_ edited a post in [Tau vs Pi]
12:43:49 AM [_iPhoenix_]
12:43:59 AM [_iPhoenix_] I kept the log(chat
12:44:09 AM [prgmTrouble] priceless
*prgmTrouble talks about how number theory, asks how can we count with certainty anymore, and becomes a George Orwell-citing conspiracy theorist.
12:47:49 AM [prgmTrouble] there's a glitch in the matrix. the world isn't real
12:48:24 AM [prgmTrouble] "2+2=5" -George Orwell
12:49:08 AM [prgmTrouble] Big Bang (Theory)
12:49:20 AM [#] [MateoC] Evolution is just a theory
*Mateo, look at 2/3 of my programs in the archives
12:49:30 AM [prgmTrouble] #ItsOnlyATheory
12:49:57 AM [#] [Pieman] C is just a theory
12:50:01 AM [#] *Pieman hides
*burn mateo
*I roast prgmTrouble for using the word 'triggered' offensively. He promptly runs to the bomb shelter.
12:51:43 AM [prgmTrouble] people are only theories
12:52:11 AM ***_iPhoenix_ has to gtg
*<snip> I'm back
*prgmTrouble acts like a jerk (jk)
*I tell him to stop, Ivoah asks me why?
*Alex (comic) tells people to stop, everyone listens
12:58:08 AM ***prgmTrouble waits for a "[Cemetech] _iPhoenix_ added a post in [Tau vs Pi]" to happen with an annotation
12:58:31 AM [_iPhoenix_] Sure
*an annotation

Lines starting in "*" mean my annotations. I was half asleep, ok?!
chat transcript as text

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