The funny quote thread (NSFW)

u/aetios January 07, 2015, 03:12:13 PM

Today, on Telegram:

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Streetwalrus, [07.01.15 16:09] | dicks are fun

Pray for those who fell.

Last Edit: January 07, 2015, 03:13:56 PM by aeTIos

u/Dream of Omnimaga January 07, 2015, 05:04:31 PM

Awesome. This is not out of context, right?

Btw in your profile you can disable the word filter.

EDIT: The following went a bit wrong

QuoteDJ Omnimaga, [08.01.15 02:02]
* DJ Omnimaga thegames street

Streetwalrus, [08.01.15 02:03]
* DJ Omnimaga loses dj

Streetwalrus, [08.01.15 02:03]
wait

Streetwalrus, [08.01.15 02:03]
D:

Last Edit: January 08, 2015, 07:05:38 AM by DJ Omnimaga

u/aetios January 08, 2015, 04:26:16 PM

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on January 07, 2015, 05:04:31 PM
Awesome. This is not out of context, right?

Btw in your profile you can disable the word filter.

Of course not, I never take anything out of context!

u/novenary January 08, 2015, 05:00:27 PM

We know you don't.

u/Snektron January 09, 2015, 09:51:23 AM

do these quotes count too?

u/brentmaas January 09, 2015, 09:51:51 AM

Quote from: Cumred_Snektron on January 09, 2015, 09:51:23 AM

do these quotes count too?

Quote Quote mothercer

u/Snektron January 09, 2015, 09:56:01 AM

Quote from: Juju on January 08, 2015, 06:59:37 AM

u/Yuki January 09, 2015, 10:36:37 AM

I think this should go more in the funny pictures thread. (Also beware, quoting the empty posts without context outside the empty thread might be considered as spam.)

Edit: wait. That's indeed a funny quote. Didn't got it at first.

Last Edit: January 09, 2015, 10:43:50 AM by Juju

u/Dream of Omnimaga January 12, 2015, 12:13:27 PM

Warning: not safe for work/class/kids out-of-context quotes

[spoiler=NSFW]DJ Omnimaga, [12.01.15 07:02]
[Forwarded fromStreetwalrus]
DJ said it's too big but I didn't get on in a while

DJ Omnimaga, [12.01.15 07:03]
i was kidding cuz he has no sig at all

Streetwalrus, [12.01.15 07:04]
o.o

Streetwalrus, [12.01.15 07:04]
that sounds really bad out of context

Streetwalrus, [12.01.15 07:04]
x.x[/spoiler]

u/aetios January 12, 2015, 03:06:44 PM

Out of context jokes are the best

u/novenary January 24, 2015, 10:06:05 PM

Quote from: aeTIosfeels so good if it pops easily one of my dirty pleasures

What is it you were saying again ?

u/aetios January 24, 2015, 10:08:31 PM

m... m..
my ddddignity...

I'll never get married now T.T

* aeTIos runs away crying

Edit p2: fixed formatting

Last Edit: November 29, 2016, 12:12:04 PM by p2

u/Dream of Omnimaga January 24, 2015, 10:27:54 PM

Wait what??

u/Dream of Omnimaga January 27, 2015, 03:40:54 AM

The CW staff channel can get quite gore-intensive on Telegram:

QuoteDJ Omnimaga, [26.01.15 14:52] i almost lost an entire fingernail once cuz i accidentally smashed my finger with a hammer
Streetwalrus, [26.01.15 14:52] x.x
Streetwalrus, [26.01.15 14:52] actually lost half of my right index nail once because I dropped a plank on my hand
aeTIos, [26.01.15 14:53] i once lost my hand because I cut it off with a chainsaw then this shark smelled the blood and bit off my whole arm
aeTIos, [26.01.15 14:53] was really inconvenient
Streetwalrus, [26.01.15 14:53] lol
DJ Omnimaga, [26.01.15 14:53] lol
aeTIos, [26.01.15 14:53] takes a while to grow back
Koen, [26.01.15 14:53] I grow my fingernails into sharp tips
Koen, [26.01.15 14:54] So I can kill my enemies with them
aeTIos, [26.01.15 14:54] hahaha
Koen, [26.01.15 14:54] And open plastic enclosures of electronics