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Started by Dudeman313, January 26, 2016, 01:56:43 AM

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Dream of Omnimaga

Yeah, I think it would be wise to kill them before cooking them. <_< Also you can't just kill any animal to eat it. If it's an endangered species it might be illegal to kill them in certain countries. Walruses are not endangered, although they are not in high numbers.
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Yeah, I really only hunt deer and turkey sometimes, but I wouldn't ever eat a walrus (and not just because they are our mascot :P).
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We have wild albino turkeys roaming around our neighborhood :P
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alexgt

That is funny, don't you live in Hawaii?
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Yeah he does. I don't remember if he lives in the city or suburbs, though. Also I always pictured Hawaii as an indigenous/natives style place with old school huts made of haystack or bamboo when I was younger, so back then I wouldn't have been surprised about the turkey thing, but later I looked at pictures on Google (even suburbs) and was like woah, either Hawaii has come a long way or I really had a big misconception of how it is O.O
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Yeah, it has grown for tourism I think.
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That's because the stereotype for Hawaii is that it's this single large island with a whole bunch of palm trees, beaches, coconuts, vegetation, and lot of people wearing grass skirts and flowers.
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Quote from: Dudeman313 on May 21, 2016, 09:20:24 PM
That's because the stereotype for Hawaii is that it's this single large island with a whole bunch of palm trees, beaches, coconuts, vegetation, and lot of people wearing grass skirts and flowers.
Yeah that was my original vision of Hawaii. Many people are also unaware that it's an US state and USA would probably not let one of their state remain stuck as a third-world area (but again, some areas of Detroit and Ohio looks as bad)

And lol at the vid O.o

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On a side note @Unicorn , is it true that Spam food is very popular in Hawaii?
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Quote from: Dudeman313 on May 21, 2016, 09:20:24 PM
That's because the stereotype for Hawaii is that it's this single large island with a whole bunch of palm trees, beaches, coconuts, vegetation, and lot of people wearing grass skirts and flowers.
Blame Disney for this one :P
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Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on May 30, 2016, 04:48:40 PM
On a side note @Unicorn , is it true that Spam food is very popular in Hawaii?
Haha yeah! There's this one thing called a spam musubi, it is spam, surrounded by rice, wrapped in seaweed. Google it for an image, but it tastes amazing :)
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Quote from: aeTIos on May 31, 2016, 07:54:38 AM
Quote from: Dudeman313 on May 21, 2016, 09:20:24 PM
That's because the stereotype for Hawaii is that it's this single large island with a whole bunch of palm trees, beaches, coconuts, vegetation, and lot of people wearing grass skirts and flowers.
Blame Disney for this one :P
Quite ironically, I just read somewhere that one of the main stereotype of Hawaii is that only rich people can live there, which contradicts the haystack hut stereotype. :P
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Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on May 30, 2016, 04:48:40 PM
On a side note @Unicorn , is it true that Spam food is very popular in Hawaii?
Haha yeah! There's this one thing called a spam musubi, it is spam, surrounded by rice, wrapped in seaweed. Google it for an image, but it tastes amazing :)
I did and it reminds me of sushis and onigris in style, but with spam meat instead of fish. I bet it must taste good, but I tend to prefer fish to ham-type meat. :P
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Dudeman313

Yet another [verbal] roast!



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