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Offline xlibman

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #585 on: May 10, 2017, 04:27:16 pm »
That was scary  <_<
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #586 on: May 10, 2017, 10:35:59 pm »
nuuu u copied a log without the exact timestamps, now noone can se it was the exact same second we said it! xD

but the message is still the same:
YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
just like I can't leave this forum anymore x.x
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #587 on: May 15, 2017, 05:37:37 pm »
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*   W-808 has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)   18:34:40
*   W-808 has joined the channel   18:35:23
*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   18:35:25
*   W-808 set mode -o W-801   18:36:20
*   W-805 set mode +o W-801   18:36:21
*   W-803 set mode +o W-801   18:36:21
*   W-802 set mode +o W-801   18:36:21
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #588 on: May 15, 2017, 06:27:33 pm »
Sometimes a dissident bot decides to try taking over the channel upon joining, but it never works, the other bots are too fast. It's hilarious.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #589 on: May 15, 2017, 06:48:15 pm »
I have no idea why this one deops 801 though, it should be aware that he's an op.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #590 on: May 15, 2017, 07:05:18 pm »
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kotu   so does this face look like its on drugs ??  ->   :crazy:  dj why do you have this   20:58:15
Araidia   it's a surprised face   20:59:43
kotu   yah, right   20:59:51
Araidia   I guess you would be surprised if you did drugs   20:59:55
kotu   his eyes are bulging like he ate 10 pills   21:00:02
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #591 on: May 19, 2017, 02:57:16 am »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #592 on: May 19, 2017, 09:11:02 am »
laughed at that wire bravcelet, rlly cute  :love:
also NessaChan seems to be the girl most of us would want to marry  O.O Do such girls even exist IRL...?
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if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
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God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #593 on: May 19, 2017, 09:23:42 am »
Haha nice. That reminds me of the time I tried my hair with a USB cable.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #594 on: May 19, 2017, 09:29:16 am »
erm... you did what exactly...?
what do u mean by "try it"?
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if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
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God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #595 on: May 19, 2017, 12:41:37 pm »
"Do such girls even exist IRL...?" Well kinda but Nessa is an older woman :)
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #596 on: May 19, 2017, 04:13:12 pm »
p2 I think he meant tied
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #597 on: May 23, 2017, 06:36:09 am »
Emojipasta.

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #598 on: May 26, 2017, 05:07:10 am »
That better not happen in #Codewalrus, because WalrusIRC will probably go insane O.O

Also

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #599 on: May 26, 2017, 05:26:39 am »
Just add a beret.
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