I just wanted to make a thread for this. If you're too old to know what a roast is, here's an example:
"Eww! That's just gross!"
"Your face is gross!
"Oooo! Get wrect!/Shots fired!/Spittin' bars/Roasted!" :walrii:
That is a "roast."
Post anything like that you can think of here.
"You smell like a walrus" :P (I take it as a complement xD)
Give a full dialogue. Like this:
"Why is it squishy like that?"
"That's what she said!"
"Ooooo! Get wrekt!"
Ohh, oops :P I am out anyways xD
I am confused here. O.O
Is it related to walrus cooking?
Well, no...but no one's really gonna use this thread, because now it just looks pretty dumb.
YOUR FACE IS DUMB
Axe code:
.GetRect(Name of person)
@DarkestEx shouldn't it be GetRekt(), not GetRect() in this case? :P
Quote from: aeTIos on March 14, 2016, 09:02:51 AM
YOUR FACE IS DUMB
I know your face is dumb. :trollface:
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on March 14, 2016, 01:25:47 PM
@DarkestEx shouldn't it be GetRekt(), not GetRect() in this case? :P
Yes, but there is only Rect( as a token
You can always use individual lowercase letters :P
Goto 1
GetRekt(name of person)
Lbl 1
:P
This one's a bit inappropriate, so I'll put it in a spoiler.
[spoiler=Best Roast Ever]
4 people:
Max: John Massengale's c is so small, he could jerk off with a marker cap.
John M: That's not true...
Me: But Max, yours is so small you could jerk off with a straw.
Tanner: Burn! It doesn't get better than that! That's a once-in-a-lifetime thing!
[/spoiler]
That is actually worse than the one in the funny quotes thread O.O (in terms of NSFW-ness)
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on March 29, 2016, 11:51:32 PM
That is actually worse than the one in the funny quotes thread O.O (in terms of NSFW-ness)
Well, there's a reason why the first word in the topic name is "Terrible." :trollface:
There once was a small :walrii: named :walrii: who lived in a small :walrii: which was so small that no :walrii: bothered to name it, and this plenty much confused the small :walrii: named :walrii: who one day stumbled upon a secret :walrii: hidden by a fallen :walrii: which was chopped down by a 34 year old :walrii: who's 4th grade :walrii: 's childhood :walrii: was great-great :walrii: to a small :walrii: named :walrii: who once climbed into a secret :walrii: and discovered a hideous :walrii: which roared in his face, causing him to run away and tell many :walrii: who didn't believe him, mainly because it was an unbelievable story as was the one told by :walrii: , the tallest :walrii: ever to fall in love with :walrii:, the :walrii: of :walrii: , best friend of :walrii: , a :walrii: which once teased a small :walrii: named :walrii: who went back to a secret cave and faced a hideous :walrii:, which soon realized that the :walrii: meant :walrii: and decided that fighting with him wasn't worth it and let the :walrii: passed the hideous :walrii: into a room full of delicious :walrii: which the :walrii: sold 50 cents per :walrii: and became rich off of and sold some to a :walrii: that was missing an arm, because twenty years ago, on a bright yet stormy day, there was a :walrii: that met a :walrii: named :walrii: who he fell in love with and married two months later on the same day that :walrii: fell into a :walrii: in her :walrii: that had been put there by a giant :walrii: that for three years had been tunneling under the :walrii: which was named after a :walrii: named :walrii: who ate a :walrii: made by a :walrii: who was :walrii: to a :walrii: named :walrii: that married a :walrii: and had a :walrii: that grew up to be a :walrii:, and shot an arm of a :walrii: who later had it amputated and then bought :walrii: from a small :walrii: named :walrii: whos mother once threw a :walrii: into a wishing :walrii: that was built by a mysterious :walrii: who lost the game two years earlier to a :walrii: so the story of :walrii: ended in :walrii: confusion.
[spoiler](note, this was modified from this story :P http://www.netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=508 )[/spoiler]
Wow. O.O
But I bet you added that last part about the game yourself. <_<
Indeed. :trollface:
Did you understand the plot, by the way? :P
Somewhat. :P
Do I just replace the :walrii: with the word "walrii?"
Yes. :P (with an uppercase at the beginning)
I don't exactly see how this matches the topic. :P
The goal of this topic is extremely unclear, though <_<
maybe the title should be "How to roast a :walrii:"
Well now it is. :trollface:
You only changed the title of your last post, not the topic itself, though. To change the topic title you must change the title of the first post.
But roasting :walrii: 's would be inhumane
Indeed, unless that's all you have to eat (if you live in Northern Canada, Alaska or Greenland then that's a possibility). I heard the meat tastes a bit like beef, but eating it raw or not cooked well enough is dangerous because parasites tend to hide inside their body and the only way to kill them is cooking.
I doubt walruses are eaten anywhere else than those areas. :P
You never know... :trollface:
Wait...how would that be inhumane? They're animals, aren't they? And haven't we as humans already established that we can eat anything?
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on May 04, 2016, 10:03:25 PM
Indeed, unless that's all you have to eat (if you live in Northern Canada, Alaska or Greenland then that's a possibility). I heard the meat tastes a bit like beef, but eating it raw or not cooked well enough is dangerous because parasites tend to hide inside their body and the only way to kill them is cooking.
I doubt walruses are eaten anywhere else than those areas. :P
Probably rural people in Alaska use them as a food source.
Quote from: Dudeman313 on May 05, 2016, 01:37:06 AM
You never know... :trollface:
Wait...how would that be inhumane? They're animals, aren't they? And haven't we as humans already established that we can eat anything?
What I meant was roasting them alive, I have nothing against killing and eating things :P
Oh. Okay. :P
Yeah, I think it would be wise to kill them before cooking them. <_< Also you can't just kill any animal to eat it. If it's an endangered species it might be illegal to kill them in certain countries. Walruses are not endangered, although they are not in high numbers.
Yeah, I really only hunt deer and turkey sometimes, but I wouldn't ever eat a walrus (and not just because they are our mascot :P).
We have wild albino turkeys roaming around our neighborhood :P
That is funny, don't you live in Hawaii?
Yeah he does. I don't remember if he lives in the city or suburbs, though. Also I always pictured Hawaii as an indigenous/natives style place with old school huts made of haystack or bamboo when I was younger, so back then I wouldn't have been surprised about the turkey thing, but later I looked at pictures on Google (even suburbs) and was like woah, either Hawaii has come a long way or I really had a big misconception of how it is O.O
Yeah, it has grown for tourism I think.
That's because the stereotype for Hawaii is that it's this single large island with a whole bunch of palm trees, beaches, coconuts, vegetation, and lot of people wearing grass skirts and flowers.
Here is how you roast!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GbNkgGd3y0
Quote from: Dudeman313 on May 21, 2016, 09:20:24 PM
That's because the stereotype for Hawaii is that it's this single large island with a whole bunch of palm trees, beaches, coconuts, vegetation, and lot of people wearing grass skirts and flowers.
Yeah that was my original vision of Hawaii. Many people are also unaware that it's an US state and USA would probably not let one of their state remain stuck as a third-world area (but again, some areas of Detroit and Ohio looks as bad)
And lol at the vid O.o
I'm glad you liked it. :)
On a side note
@Unicorn , is it true that Spam food is very popular in Hawaii? (http://img.codewalr.us/spanwalrii.gif)
Quote from: Dudeman313 on May 21, 2016, 09:20:24 PM
That's because the stereotype for Hawaii is that it's this single large island with a whole bunch of palm trees, beaches, coconuts, vegetation, and lot of people wearing grass skirts and flowers.
Blame Disney for this one :P
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on May 30, 2016, 04:48:40 PM
On a side note @Unicorn , is it true that Spam food is very popular in Hawaii? (http://img.codewalr.us/spanwalrii.gif)
Haha yeah! There's this one thing called a spam musubi, it is spam, surrounded by rice, wrapped in seaweed. Google it for an image, but it tastes amazing :)
Quote from: aeTIos on May 31, 2016, 07:54:38 AM
Quote from: Dudeman313 on May 21, 2016, 09:20:24 PM
That's because the stereotype for Hawaii is that it's this single large island with a whole bunch of palm trees, beaches, coconuts, vegetation, and lot of people wearing grass skirts and flowers.
Blame Disney for this one :P
Quite ironically, I just read somewhere that one of the main stereotype of Hawaii is that only rich people can live there, which contradicts the haystack hut stereotype. :P
Quote from: Unicorn on May 31, 2016, 05:05:38 PM
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on May 30, 2016, 04:48:40 PM
On a side note @Unicorn , is it true that Spam food is very popular in Hawaii? (http://img.codewalr.us/spanwalrii.gif)
Haha yeah! There's this one thing called a spam musubi, it is spam, surrounded by rice, wrapped in seaweed. Google it for an image, but it tastes amazing :)
I did and it reminds me of sushis and onigris in style, but with spam meat instead of fish. I bet it must taste good, but I tend to prefer fish to ham-type meat. :P
Yet another [verbal] roast!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZFgD9fbnb8
Oh, and by the way, Emanuella is a girl.