The funny quote thread (NSFW)

[Dream of Omnimaga]

This is a message I got from one of my IRL friends on Skype

Once a time in da world of da dragoons, a wirzurd at ten muffins only to mock the person he know that can't eat them cuz he sux. So da wirzurd decided to eat ten pounds of unicorn meat and puked it up at the kings feet BUT THEN da unicorn meat reformulated into a horse and that's how uncicdorns dont exist cuz they remformulted into horses. Now for some questions bout dum stoof  (1. How many telekenetic people screw in a light bulb?  (2. u suk  (3. How can u make a boat out of kittens mice and dogs. The answers wur 0, u suk and u cant u will get a leak.

Sorry Unicorn apparently you are a horse

That almost looked like how a certain TI community user wrote his posts almost a decade ago (done on purpose)

And unicorn, all-caps are hard to read, even in random posts.

[Unicorn]

Sooorrrrryyyy for that I needed to make my point made

But yeah, it is hardish to read...

[Dream of Omnimaga]

DJ Omnimaga      7:09:00 PM
aeTIos   I think I just saw a police chase   7:33:02 PM
aeTIos   car was driving at high speed and a police with flashing lights was behind it   7:33:51 PM
Juju   o.o   7:34:16 PM
aeTIos   yeah   7:34:34 PM
aeTIos   pretty cool   7:34:37 PM
Streetwal   lol   7:37:03 PM
DJ Omnimaga   wow   7:38:12 PM
Juju   lol   7:39:22 PM
aeTIos   wowowowowwowososowowowoawowwowo   7:42:31 PM
*   aeTIos np panzer batallion   7:42:45 PM
notipa   ... I think we broke aeTIos   7:43:03 PM
DJ Omnimaga   aeTIos maybe you didn't look well and it was just me posting on WalrusIRC and your screen was reflecting in the window and giving you the impression that it was a police car    7:43:12 PM
aeTIos   shiet   7:43:24 PM
aeTIos   ur rite   7:43:27 PM
DJ Omnimaga      7:43:38 PM

[Unicorn]

lol, I hope that was wrong

[princetonlion.tibd]

Did aetios think the police was behind him?

[Dream of Omnimaga]

Lol no. He thought that there was a police car chase in the streets where he lives, or he was kidding around with me and there was really a police car chase.

[princetonlion.tibd]

Oh

[c4ooo]

This happened on #omnimaga. Which made this very awkward/wal-ronic

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10:16 PM <OmnomIRC> (O)<c4ooo> AaronBot2: how smart are you?
10:16 PM <OmnomIRC> (#)<jamesguessis> Google c4ooo
10:16 PM <OmnomIRC> (#)<AaronBot2> https://codewalr.us/index.php?action=profile;u=647
10:16 PM <OmnomIRC> (#)<jamesguessis> OuO


[Dream of Omnimaga]

Wait I didn't know that AaronBot2 was in that channel now. It's in a secret channel I sometimes visit. I am surprised it actually brought up CW as first Google result, though, considering most of the time we are like the 4th site listed


Also I had a very constructive convo with @Streetwalrus a few days ago:

[spoiler]

DJ Omnimaga, [31.08.15 21:30]
Streetwalrus Einstein, [31.08.15 21:30] beer seems to hold me awake O.
Streetwalrus Einstein, [31.08.15 21:30]
Streetwalrus Einstein, [31.08.15 21:30][In reply to DJ Omnimaga] yes
DJ Omnimaga, [31.08.15 21:31] lol
Streetwalrus Einstein, [31.08.15 21:31]
Streetwalrus Einstein, [31.08.15 21:31]
DJ Omnimaga, [31.08.15 21:31] walriichu
Streetwalrus Einstein, [31.08.15 21:31] that's thunder
DJ Omnimaga, [31.08.15 21:31] thunderstruck
Streetwalrus Einstein, [31.08.15 21:31] ☁️⚡️
Streetwalrus Einstein, [31.08.15 21:33]
DJ Omnimaga, [31.08.15 21:35] lol
DJ Omnimaga, [01.09.15 02:12] <(^.^<)
DJ Omnimaga, [01.09.15 13:33]
Streetwalrus Einstein, [01.09.15 13:45]

[/spoiler]

[novenary]

L'Olympique Lyonnais.

[Dream of Omnimaga]

That was a funny Telegram bot glitch XD

YukiBot, [08.09.15 22:15]
* I| quit IRC (out of Desolate (the program version), I get a RAM clear)

YukiBot, [08.09.15 22:15]
<I|> 4<JWinslow23> tr1p1ea: For some reason, every time I quit out of Desolate (the program version), I get a RAM clear

Basically, when JWinslow23 posted his text line, YukiBot thought the I| bot was quitting IRC with part of that message as quit message.

[novenary]

So I was sending random lyrics to aeTIos and...

Streetwalrus, [09.09.15 22:09]
I was made to hit in americaaa~

aeTIos, [09.09.15 22:10]
-all Russian warheads ever built

[princetonlion.tibd]

lol

What about Soviet warheads?

[Unicorn]

Back in the USSR!

[Dream of Omnimaga]

That song is awesome, although USSR reminded me more of https://youtube.com/watch?v=8pTKtlVlWso . And ROFL at the quote Streetwalrus. XD

Earlier on IRC, we were discussing CodeWalrus atmosphere/policies and @gameblabla said this:

"<gameblabla> because the overall atmosphere on cw is like Yoshi's Island with the singing yoshi"


I wonder if we should copy Minecraft and add rotating quotes on top of our logo or faded around it?

By the way, on Omnimaga, what we used (thanks to Netham45) was "Friendship Unity Caring Kindness". It remained in the IRC topic for 6 years before it was finally removed (around when the big changes took place)