Walrii storytelling!

b/Randomness publicado por u/_iPhoenix_ May 30, 2017, 11:39:33 AM

Walrii storytelling!

Basically, just add to the story (keep it small/simple/:walrii:) of the person in front of you.

Things in code tags are not part of the story. They could be suggestions, comments, praise, etc

Here's the story:

Quote from: p2 on May 30, 2017, 10:02:15 AM
Quote from: _iPhoenix_ on May 29, 2017, 04:32:00 PM
But shhh... We are observing the secretive in its natural habitat...

*suddenly a naked walrus crosses our way, nipping on a cup of coffee, screaming "Nüf nüüüf" as it sees us*

*suddenly, it charges us, screaming "nüüüüüüüüüf", and our walrii translator tells us that it means either "ooh cute non-walrii" or "mommy?"*

Try not to stress out the

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Last Edit: May 31, 2017, 01:29:33 AM by _iPhoenix_

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u/p4nix May 30, 2017, 01:42:26 PM

...said the pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows: however, what it couldn't know was that the

-translator actually had a giant bug.

Nobody knew it, but the

actually meant...

u/_iPhoenix_ May 30, 2017, 07:09:27 PM

... "Can I eat you?"

Unfortunately, the explorers thought it was asking about mommy. They were greedy people, and decided to try and get it to follow them. They said "yes" in the language of the walrus....

u/xMarminq_ May 30, 2017, 10:37:25 PM

...which was "Plorth Plith (Performed by

flippers slapping together)". They then followed

to a secluded cave, where stalagmites dripped an unknown liquid...

u/_iPhoenix_ May 31, 2017, 01:28:13 AM

...which was oddly metallic. The

proceeded to chant something, which sounded like it was having a seizure, but the explorers knew it wasn't when...

u/p4nix May 31, 2017, 07:48:21 AM

...it somehow floated 3cm above the surface of ground and made the same noise which meditators do when in lotus position...

u/_iPhoenix_ June 03, 2017, 12:37:53 AM

... and suddenly the walrus began to turn, faster and faster, and glow brighter and brighter! But suddenly, when the avid explorers thought it couldn't spin any faster, or glow any brighter, ...

u/mazhat June 03, 2017, 02:31:25 PM

... it did!

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I'm the greatest story writer in the entire world. I'll be signing autographs later ;)

u/p4nix June 04, 2017, 12:48:43 PM

To finally explode in a giant fireball. The explorers now witnessed the birth of 42 new

, while Douglas Adams smiled in a corner. He had long discovered the true meaning of life, which lead to him...

u/Dream of Omnimaga June 04, 2017, 04:19:43 PM

Quoted from an older thread, modified from the single sentence story found on the Internet:

QuoteThere once was a small named who lived in a small which was so small that no bothered to name it, and this plenty much confused the small named who one day stumbled upon a secret hidden by a fallen which was chopped down by a 34 year old who's 4th grade 's childhood was great-great to a small named who once climbed into a secret and discovered a hideous which roared in his face, causing him to run away and tell many who didn't believe him, mainly because it was an unbelievable story as was the one told by , the tallest ever to fall in love with , the of , best friend of , a which once teased a small named who went back to a secret cave and faced a hideous , which soon realized that the meant and decided that fighting with him wasn't worth it and let the passed the hideous into a room full of delicious which the sold 50 cents per and became rich off of and sold some to a that was missing an arm, because twenty years ago, on a bright yet stormy day, there was a that met a named who he fell in love with and married two months later on the same day that fell into a in her that had been put there by a giant that for three years had been tunneling under the which was named after a named who ate a made by a who was to a named that married a and had a that grew up to be a , and shot an arm of a who later had it amputated and then bought from a small named whos mother once threw a into a wishing that was built by a mysterious who lost the game two years earlier to a so the story of ended in confusion.

[spoiler](note, this was modified from this story http://www.netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=508 )[/spoiler]

u/Unicorn June 04, 2017, 11:24:21 PM

to...

u/_iPhoenix_ June 05, 2017, 09:46:47 PM

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This is getting off topic rather quickly, so I created a thingie for this https://tinyurl.com/walriiStory < There. I modified p4nix's post in the sheet, as it didn't really fit in with the others. Sorry about that, but it took a weird turn for the off topic pit of doom.

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THIS POST MAKES NO SENSE UNLESS YOU READ THE SPREADSHEET. IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE PART OF ONE OF MY EVIL SCHEMES...
...cover their ears, as the cute, furry walruses were creating a racket! They burst out of the cave, shoving each other to try and get into the sunlight, where some of them magically flew away, sparkled, sprouted limbs, or flashed different colors. They were so happy, a glorious sight, until....