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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2017, 09:08:04 pm »
Here's one I made, forgot and then remembered.

What is a programmers favourite candy?
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2017, 02:58:11 pm »
When does an Irish potato stop being an Irish potato?
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2017, 11:34:24 pm »
A new one that hopefully hasn't been made.

Why is it so hard to help Java programmers?
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2017, 11:39:11 pm »
A scientist wonders about the universe and says, "Why?".
An engineer creates things and says, "How?".
An artist draws, and says, "Can I take your order please?".

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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2017, 08:15:37 pm »
A new one that hopefully hasn't been made.

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I was expecting a coffee joke :P
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2017, 09:50:26 pm »
Did you hear about the torrential rains that caused the river to flood?
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Can we go to the dam giftshop?
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I got more... They are along the same thread
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2017, 03:55:25 am »
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?
Well, you can tune a piano, but you can't  tuna fish!

...I tried to come up with something clever for the glue, but I got stuck.
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