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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #555 on: April 05, 2017, 09:13:50 am »
This just happened on Cemetech and it shows @MateoConLechuga isn't as great as we once thought XD

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #556 on: April 08, 2017, 05:57:08 pm »
@p2 what was that? O.O

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #557 on: April 08, 2017, 07:46:58 pm »
Well I was ill and one day earlier Soru was like *brews some tea for p2* so it was quite funny ^^

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #558 on: April 08, 2017, 07:49:12 pm »
[...]
Also I didn't know you were meeting Soru IRL :3=
[...]
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #559 on: April 09, 2017, 04:23:05 pm »
That's awesome. :D I hope I can meet you someday too
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #560 on: April 09, 2017, 05:26:31 pm »
Weregoose wrote (on my Tau vs Pi article on Cemetech):
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Tau describes a full circle equaling 2pi. Pi is 180 degrees. Strobogrammatic numbers are those that are equal to themselves when rotated 180 degrees. The most recent strobogrammatic year was "1961", which contains the square number "961", so we must take the square root to have √(1961). "Pi" is a homonym of "pie". You make pies by smashing pumpkins. Smashing Pumpkins released a song titled "1979", which is another year, so in keeping our units of measurement straight, we add them up to get √(1961)+1979. It took us 2017 years to come to this revelation, so we subtract 2017 out to get √(1961)+1979-2017, which brings us all the way back to tau, which as you might know is about coming full circle.

I didn't read the thread, but this is the most important point inside of it.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #561 on: April 20, 2017, 01:00:19 am »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #562 on: April 21, 2017, 02:05:48 pm »
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kotu   wb   14:08:33
Pieman   Thanks Tongue   14:09:06
kotu   hows u   14:09:19
*   critor has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)   14:12:31
*   kotu gives pieman a cabbage pie   14:12:42
Pieman   Ooh, that sounds interesting   14:22:00
Pieman   Thanks kotu   14:22:07
Pieman   And I am good   14:22:23
kotu   eat the pie dude   14:25:19
Pieman   It was tasty   14:30:18
*   Pieman waits for more   14:30:28
*   kotu gives pieman 3000 cabbage pies.   14:31:11
kotu   what a treat   14:31:17
kotu   hmm   14:31:18
*   kotu slaps pieman   14:34:15
kotu   eat the pies!!   14:34:20
Pieman   I'm working on it!   14:35:50
kotu   lol   14:36:14
kotu   i guess you want beef pies   14:36:33
kotu   Sad   14:36:34
*   Pieman likes all pies   14:36:58
*   kotu bakes pieman a jealousy pie.   14:58:50
kotu   eat that   14:58:52
*   Pieman eats it   15:00:13
kotu   Tongue   15:01:00
kotu   doh   15:01:12
kotu   how jealous do you feel?   15:01:34
Pieman   I don't know   15:02:49
Pieman   I kinda don't feel a whole lot right now, tbh   15:03:14
kotu   you do!!!   15:03:15
kotu   you feel extremely jealous   15:03:27
kotu   admit it   15:03:29
kotu   you shouldn't have eaten that pie, man   15:03:43
Pieman   I feel jealous of dead people   15:03:53
kotu   GOOD   15:03:57
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #563 on: April 23, 2017, 02:00:46 am »
@kotu: a floor is not a desk              9:56:44 PM

It is unfortunate people have to say these things.


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_iPhoenix_ Juju, your sig breaks forum rules! 10:51:20 PM
_iPhoenix_ "II - The forum software automatically limits signatures size, but even if it meets the restrictions, anything deemed too intrusive or flashy will be removed. Please keep your signature small" 10:53:44 PM
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_iPhoenix_ Go warn yourself (jk) 10:54:04 PM
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notipabot http://i.imgur.com/X45kQpP.gif 10:54:16 PM
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_iPhoenix_ Joke 10:54:48 PM
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Juju oh f*** pls no 11:01:02 PM
Juju I'll ban you 11:01:09 PM
Juju nooooooo pls

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_iPhoenix_ Is pirating your own audio illegal? 10:18:30 PM
kotu you can take yourself to court if you want i guess 10:20:07 PM
JWinslow23 In a moral sense, if it's unavailable otherwise, I'd say it's fine 10:20:20 PM
JWinslow23 In a legal sense, NO. 10:20:23 PM
JWinslow23 Law is funny like that 10:20:30 PM
_iPhoenix_ Ok 10:20:38 PM
JWinslow23 I'm not a lawyer, though 10:20:54 PM
JWinslow23 So take what I say with a grain of salt Tongue 10:21:01 PM
JWinslow23 I've pirated music before, iirc 10:21:15 PM
JWinslow23 At an age before when I knew what exactly it meant 10:21:27 PM
_iPhoenix_ I may or may not have pirated the audio for this: https://soundcloud.com/the-legend-of-iphoenix/halcyon-plains-peace from this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_eTZAQuZWU4 10:21:40 PM
JWinslow23 And I use ROMs for the NES and other systems 10:21:47 PM
JWinslow23 Which may or may not be illegal 10:21:53 PM
JWinslow23 That's still a gray area

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kotu dj minused me for using a slightly large and bold font in a post 9:44:36 PM
kotu might i ask 9:44:39 PM
kotu why the font size is provided in that case Huh 9:44:54 PM
_iPhoenix_ lol 9:45:31 PM
kotu ahh 9:47:03 PM
kotu he must be jealous because i started my own religion up 9:47:18 PM
kotu hm
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #564 on: April 23, 2017, 05:25:17 am »
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Juju   Dreamcast*   04:51:13
Juju   Tongue   04:51:25
DJ Omnimaga   Tongue   04:53:27
c4ooo   test   05:31:12
DJ Omnimaga   hi   05:31:19
c4ooo   hi   05:32:40
Juju   hi   05:52:27
kotu   cw headlines   06:15:42
kotu   juju spanks dj   06:15:46
kotu   in public   06:15:58
kotu   mateo resigns in disgust from being jesus   06:16:18
Juju   yeah but   06:16:28
Juju   is it me or   06:16:33
kotu   are you trying to get out of this   06:17:14
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #565 on: April 23, 2017, 09:02:24 am »
Here's my 2¢ on math.

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SopaXorzT    Choose your death with Coca-Cola! 1:03:53 PM
SopaXorzT Coca-Cola Classic - diabetes! 1:04:04 PM
SopaXorzT Coca-Cola Zero - cancer!


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lol 1:04:47 PM
kotu companies are starting to use stevia which is good 1:04:52 PM
kotu it's 100x sweeter than sugar 1:05:40 PM
_iPhoenix_ I don't get the whole organic vs artificial. If two things are chemically identical, it shouldn't matter 1:05:40 PM
kotu dont think it has hardly any calories 1:05:50 PM
kotu just a plant 1:05:56 PM
_iPhoenix_ Neotame, which is artificial, has zero calories (just as many as Stevia, at any rate), and is 7,000 to 13000 times stronger than sugar 1:07:13 PM
kotu i think that something artificial would very rarely be chemically identical to something orgranic, dunno 1:07:29 PM
_iPhoenix_ They usually are 1:08:14 PM
kotu meh 1:08:53 PM
_iPhoenix_ Artificial sucrose, for example is even more pure than anything you can extract from a plant 1:08:55 PM
kotu i dont know much about it 1:08:57 PM
_iPhoenix_ It's more a preference thing 1:09:15 PM
kotu i like chemicals lol 1:09:32 PM
_iPhoenix_ "Chemical free" is bogus. What else is it made of? 1:10:20 PM
kotu i know 1:10:28 PM
_iPhoenix_ And the FDA lets 'em put it on food anyways...
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #566 on: April 25, 2017, 11:49:58 am »
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_iPhoenix_ Is pirating your own audio illegal? 10:18:30 PM
kotu you can take yourself to court if you want i guess 10:20:07 PM
JWinslow23 In a moral sense, if it's unavailable otherwise, I'd say it's fine 10:20:20 PM
JWinslow23 In a legal sense, NO. 10:20:23 PM
JWinslow23 Law is funny like that 10:20:30 PM
_iPhoenix_ Ok 10:20:38 PM
JWinslow23 I'm not a lawyer, though 10:20:54 PM
JWinslow23 So take what I say with a grain of salt Tongue 10:21:01 PM
JWinslow23 I've pirated music before, iirc 10:21:15 PM
JWinslow23 At an age before when I knew what exactly it meant 10:21:27 PM
_iPhoenix_ I may or may not have pirated the audio for this: https://soundcloud.com/the-legend-of-iphoenix/halcyon-plains-peace from this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_eTZAQuZWU4 10:21:40 PM
JWinslow23 And I use ROMs for the NES and other systems 10:21:47 PM
JWinslow23 Which may or may not be illegal 10:21:53 PM
JWinslow23 That's still a gray area
I wonder if my ensurance would pay in such a case...  9_9
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #567 on: April 25, 2017, 04:25:10 pm »
That sounds like something TI or Nintendo would do.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #568 on: April 26, 2017, 09:24:50 pm »
According to Wiktionary,
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The plural form *walrii is doubly incorrect. Firstly, walrus derives from Danish, not Latin. Secondly, even if walrus were a second-declension Latin noun, [random sh*t]

I DON'T CARE!
Walrii are bae, walrii are life.

Urban Dictionary has the right idea:
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The generally accepted term a group of more than one walrus (a glorious sea and land dwelling animal).

But then again, they define pain as
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What happens when you reach into the blender to dislodge a stuck icecube without unplugging it first.

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DJ Omnimaga   Sorunomes   5:34:34 PM
DJ Omnimaga   They are rare around here nowadaysD:   5:34:50 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Pony Walrus   5:34:57 PM
Sorunome   yeah idk   5:37:13 PM
Sorunome   i got cought up in pxls.space   5:37:19 PM
Sorunome   https://github.com/xSke/Pxls/graphs/contributors   5:37:46 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Yeah that seems like the internet communities killer Tongue   5:40:11 PM
DJ Omnimaga   I gave up cuz someone kept erasing my pixel   5:40:35 PM
Sorunome   lol   5:43:08 PM
Sorunome   well   5:43:10 PM
Sorunome   our foxes are awesome   5:43:12 PM
Sorunome   ^,^   5:43:15 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Lol   5:43:16 PM
Sorunome   you need to gather people to be able to put stuff   5:43:27 PM
DJ Omnimaga   I hope this isnt a permanent project tho lol   5:43:33 PM
Sorunome   oh i also did actual dev on the site   5:43:45 PM
Sorunome   ske even said htat i do more dev than him these days Tongue   5:43:54 PM
DJ Omnimaga   I would hate to lose p2 as cw staff x.x   5:44:02 PM
Sorunome   XD   5:44:11 PM
DJ Omnimaga   We never know considering what happened with freecodecamp   5:44:34 PM
Sorunome   what happened?   5:44:57 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Except the difference is pxl.space is actually fun if no one is being a d***head   5:45:16 PM
_iPhoenix_   ^^   5:45:28 PM
Sorunome   except the russian using bots all the time and outright denying it and then complaining about their accs getting banned XD   5:45:43 PM
_iPhoenix_   I fought for a single pixel for like 2 hours   5:45:52 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Soru two very active cw users vanished overnight when they started freecodecamp   5:45:52 PM
_iPhoenix_   lol   5:45:58 PM
Sorunome   what is freecodecamp?   5:46:01 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Some coding related thing that supposedly lasts two years

"two very active cw users vanished overnight when they started freecodecamp" lol

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6:09:44 PM
xMarminq_   Why aren't my ppsts showing up here?   6:24:10 PM
xMarminq_   w00t   6:24:18 PM
xMarminq_   PURPLE PINEAPPLES!!!!!!!!   6:27:48 PM
xMarminq_   ...   6:27:55 PM
xMarminq_   Shocked   6:29:10 PM
xMarminq_   Azn   6:29:17 PM
xMarminq_   Halp   6:29:23 PM
CodeW_p2   Nüf? <3   6:29:31 PM
xMarminq_   nuf   6:29:43 PM
xMarminq_   see my problem?   6:29:51 PM
xMarminq_   check the posts   6:30:08 PM
*   CodeW_p2 noms xMarminq_ <3   6:30:08 PM
*   xMarminq_ got nommed   6:30:20 PM
CodeW_p2   XD trends is in a hidden area   6:31:08 PM
CodeW_p2   *CW   6:31:26 PM
CodeW_p2   But the bugs post should have shown up   6:31:47 PM
xMarminq_   whe then   6:32:34 PM
xMarminq_   well*   6:32:37 PM
CodeW_p2   Is walriified Overfed or maybe sleeping...?   6:32:37 PM
_iPhoenix_   yeah   6:32:43 PM
_iPhoenix_   or in-dev   6:32:51 PM
*   tr1|wrk has joined the channel   6:32:52 PM
_iPhoenix_   cuz it didn't post for me either   6:33:04 PM
xMarminq_   #BlameJason   6:33:17 PM
*   xMarminq_ lowers pitchfork   6:33:56 PM
xMarminq_   At lest chat doesn't need to be walriified   6:35:09 PM
xMarminq_   least*   6:35:17 PM
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #569 on: April 27, 2017, 12:13:48 am »
But then again, they define pain as
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What happens when you reach into the blender to dislodge a stuck icecube without unplugging it first.
surprisingly accurate, I like it :)

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