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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by Dream of Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

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kotu

QuoteJuju   I'm back.   09:37:55
aeTIos   hello back, I'm aeTIos   09:38:15
Pieman   Hello Juju   09:46:31
Pieman   Hello aeTIos, I am Death   09:46:44
*   Pieman stabs   09:46:48
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Dream of Omnimaga

Blame @CVSoft for spreading this outside Cemetech :trollface:
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kotu

Quote*   MateoC has joined the channel   11:48:54
kotu   mateo   11:51:36
kotu   on the patio   11:51:39
MateoC   o/   11:51:44
kotu   drinkin his latte o   11:51:47
kotu   he preferred casio   11:51:52
*   kotu runs   11:51:55

It's true he does prefer casio
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JWinslow23

Over on Cemetech:
Quote6:04:00 PM [Michael2_3B] TheLastMillennial: It's all in ICE.
6:04:10 PM [Michael2_3B] TheLastMillennial: Just a TNT sprite and a for loop.
...
6:04:43 PM [CHill] you should probably defrost it then. Working with things in ice is kind of difficutl
6:04:53 PM [PT_] nah
6:05:20 PM [JWinslow23] Lol, the name "CHill"
6:05:31 PM [CHill] #relevantusername
Caleb Hill came in at the right moment.

_iPhoenix_

QuoteThe sign of an experienced programmer is that he/she has not brute forced anything within the past few years. Unless it cannot be done another way, of course.
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_iPhoenix_

I asked about the W-80x bots (on WalriiIrc) and their function:
Quote_iPhoenix_ What are those bots? What do  they do? 6:36:12 PM
<snip>
Streetwal they're our evil overlo- err, friendly walriinators 6:36:36 PM
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Lol. I think the overlord part might be coming from TCPA on EFnet (a former TI channel still active for other purposes), as their official page called the bots overlords :P. Or maybe a reference to Starcraft?
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Yuki

QuoteJuju   CW is in New York but if the Toronto datacenter existed back then I'd probably had it created there   01:31:10
Juju   and if Trump causes some end-of-world event that makes the Internet totally unsafe for consumption in the United States I'd probably move it there too   01:33:51

Don't worry, if Trump causes the end of the world as we know it, we know what to do. We spotted a shelter in Toronto.
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In the beginning there was walrii. In the end there will be walrii. All hail our supreme leader :walrii: --Snektron

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_iPhoenix_

If Trump doesn't start WWVI, he's declared a good president.

Give him some slack, some of his staff are practically kindergartners.
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_iPhoenix_

*bump* I love this thread.

QuoteiPhoenix   oh;=   5:10:36 PM
iPhoenix   omg fail   5:10:39 PM
iPhoenix   I just kept hitting buttons   5:10:49 PM
_iPhoenix_   lel   5:13:40 PM
iPhoenix   hi me   5:13:48 PM
aeTIos   wow   5:14:00 PM
aeTIos   you bored?   5:14:01 PM
aeTIos   Tongue   5:14:02 PM
iPhoenix   yeah   5:14:20 PM
aeTIos   I can tell   5:14:37 PM
iPhoenix   I'm being enslaved by some walruses.   5:15:03 PM
iPhoenix   They force me to pump out programs like no bodies' business   5:15:31 PM
*   iPhoenix hides in a corner.   5:16:22 PM
*   iPhoenix whispers   5:17:26 PM
iPhoenix   they are bullying me Sad   5:17:42 PM
mazhat   Hey, who told you to stop programming?!   5:17:49 PM
mazhat   Get back to work!   5:18:00 PM
iPhoenix   ^^ case in point   5:18:01 PM
mazhat   :^)   5:18:10 PM
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p2

Hey, who told you you could stop programming to post this here?
Get back to work!

nüf <3
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

p2

double post yay

Quote from: p2 on May 06, 2017, 09:10:08 PMThen came to a little company, where I did web dev for a few months.
Quote_iPhoenix_   p2: what company do you work for  :P   23:36:52
c4ooo   p2: whats your mother's maiden name?   23:40:12
mazhat   p2: What's the last 4 digits of your credit and debit cards?   23:40:40
c4ooo   p2: nickname's are cool. what was your childhood nickname?   23:41:00
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

_iPhoenix_

Quote from: Author UnknownEye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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CVSoft

[22:28] <+I|> <DJ Omnimaga> I'M not a programmer anymore <.<
[22:29] <notipabot> once a programmer, always a programmer
[22:29] <+I|> <p2> once a programmer, always a programmer
[22:29] <+I|> <p2> LOL
[22:29] <notipabot> the c
[22:29] <+I|> <p2> srsly? ;D
[22:29] <+I|> <p2> in the same second x.x
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