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Author Topic: The funny quote thread (NSFW)  (Read 91546 times)

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #30 on: January 07, 2015, 03:12:13 pm »
Today, on Telegram:
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Streetwalrus, [07.01.15 16:09] | dicks are fun

Pray for those who fell.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #31 on: January 07, 2015, 05:04:31 pm »
Awesome. This is not out of context, right? :trollface:

Btw in your profile you can disable the word filter. :P


EDIT:  The following went a bit wrong :P

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DJ Omnimaga, [08.01.15 02:02]
* DJ Omnimaga thegames street

Streetwalrus, [08.01.15 02:03]
* DJ Omnimaga loses dj

Streetwalrus, [08.01.15 02:03]
wait

Streetwalrus, [08.01.15 02:03]
D:

:'(
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2015, 04:26:16 pm »
Awesome. This is not out of context, right? :trollface:

Btw in your profile you can disable the word filter. :P
Of course not, I never take anything out of context! :trollface:
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2015, 05:00:27 pm »
We know you don't. :trollface:

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2015, 09:51:23 am »

do these quotes count too?
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #35 on: January 09, 2015, 09:51:51 am »

do these quotes count too?
Quote Quote motherf***er
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #37 on: January 09, 2015, 10:36:37 am »
I think this should go more in the funny pictures thread. (Also beware, quoting the empty posts without context outside the empty thread might be considered as spam.)

Edit: wait. That's indeed a funny quote. Didn't got it at first.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2015, 12:13:27 pm »
Warning: not safe for work/class/kids out-of-context quotes :P

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2015, 03:06:44 pm »
Out of context jokes are the best :D
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2015, 10:06:05 pm »
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feels so good if it pops easily *.* one of my dirty pleasures

What is it you were saying again ? :trollface:

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2015, 10:08:31 pm »
m... m..
my ddddignity...

I'll never get married now T.T
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Edit p2: fixed formatting
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2015, 10:27:54 pm »
Wait what?? O.O
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #43 on: January 27, 2015, 03:40:54 am »
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DJ Omnimaga, [26.01.15 14:52] i almost lost an entire fingernail once cuz i accidentally smashed my finger with a hammer
Streetwalrus, [26.01.15 14:52] x.x
Streetwalrus, [26.01.15 14:52] actually lost half of my right index nail once because I dropped a plank on my hand
aeTIos, [26.01.15 14:53] i once lost my hand because I cut it off with a chainsaw then this shark smelled the blood and bit off my whole arm
aeTIos, [26.01.15 14:53] was really inconvenient
Streetwalrus, [26.01.15 14:53] lol
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Koen, [26.01.15 14:53] I grow my fingernails into sharp tips
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2015, 06:01:53 am »
Let's not talk about when my tail was chopped off. T'was ugly and messy... :p
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