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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2014, 04:35:24 pm »
"If you buy this product, it will make your balls go lots of really far away" - my friend explaining a golf club advertisement

  
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2014, 10:30:29 pm »
Lol, if taken out of context XD
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2014, 11:46:11 pm »
We didn't get the context of golf clubs until after the fact either :D

  
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2014, 01:11:30 am »
Reminds me this video where Charles Tisseyre (the Quebec equivalent of Morgan Freeman) explains how to check for testicular cancer using cuys (which is a type of Guinea pigs that happens to be homonym with testicles in French). That ad is literally made to be taken out of context.

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2014, 02:53:08 am »
ROFL, imagine if this was an ad for the actual guinea pigs and how to take care of them properly. XD

However we should probably keep this in a separate thread and keep this one for CW quotes. :P
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2014, 06:56:02 am »
I had to say the name to see the fun in that sentence...  O.O
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2014, 10:57:33 pm »
Hahaha Juju nice one. XD

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2014, 01:06:27 am »
Not really a CW-related quote, but I thought this was kinda funny in #cemetech during noon time when Kerm said this:

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13:25:41 <KermM> DJ_Omni: You should rename yourself DJ_Offline ;)
13:25:41 <EphraimB> I tried everything
13:25:45 <KermM> No, you didn't.
13:25:50 <KermM> If you tried everything, it would work.
13:26:33 <KermM> Start with the working test program, and move contents from WizardsC8 to the testing program until the testing program stops compiling.
13:26:41 <KermM> Then you'll know what the problem is.
13:26:46 <DJ_Omni> Hi
13:26:50 <notipa> hi
13:26:59 <DJ_Omni> I use irccloud
13:27:26 <DJ_Omni> So i get disconnected if i am idle for 2 hours
13:27:37 <notipa> needs more proper bouncer
13:27:47 <KermM> DJ_Omni: I mean because of your namesake website ;)

The joke was in reference to Omni downtime, since my nickname has Omni or Omnimaga in it. :P
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2014, 03:25:59 pm »
Hehe, that was too easy, DJ_522Cloudflare_Error.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2014, 05:12:09 pm »
Yeah I thought I would do it anyway :P
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2014, 10:34:37 pm »
Lol I got it at the DJ_Offline part. :P

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2014, 05:18:59 am »
Hehehehe, DJ_CodeWalrus!
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2014, 06:18:59 am »
And nah I probably won't ever change to that name. That would ruin my music traffic again x.x

Besides, by keeping Omnimaga in my nick I guess this kinda advertises Omni a bit and that I was linked to Omni at one point or another (although my sig says I'm founder).
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2014, 11:42:53 pm »
From Telegram chat earlier when all staff who weren't at work posted pics of themselves (of course I'm not including the pic publicly for obvious reasons :P):

<Streetwalrus> [photo of himself]
<Streetwalrus> better poc


Streetwalrus is currently a proof of concept?? O.O
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2014, 09:09:00 pm »
Maybe I am ? *.*

 


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