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Author Topic: Terrible "Roast" Lines  (Read 9227 times)

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Re: Terrible "Roast" Lines
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2016, 05:30:20 am »
There once was a small :walrii: named :walrii: who lived in a small :walrii: which was so small that no :walrii: bothered to name it, and this plenty much confused the small :walrii: named :walrii: who one day stumbled upon a secret :walrii: hidden by a fallen :walrii: which was chopped down by a 34 year old :walrii: who's 4th grade :walrii: 's childhood :walrii: was great-great :walrii: to a small :walrii: named :walrii: who once climbed into a secret :walrii: and discovered a hideous :walrii: which roared in his face, causing him to run away and tell many :walrii: who didn't believe him, mainly because it was an unbelievable story as was the one told by :walrii: , the tallest :walrii: ever to fall in love with :walrii:, the :walrii: of :walrii: , best friend of :walrii: , a :walrii: which once teased a small :walrii: named :walrii: who went back to a secret cave and faced a hideous :walrii:, which soon realized that the :walrii: meant :walrii: and decided that fighting with him wasn't worth it and let the  :walrii: passed the hideous :walrii: into a room full of delicious :walrii: which the :walrii: sold 50 cents per :walrii: and became rich off of and sold some to a :walrii: that was missing an arm, because twenty years ago, on a bright yet stormy day, there was a :walrii: that met a :walrii: named :walrii: who he fell in love with and married two months later on the same day that :walrii: fell into a :walrii: in her :walrii: that had been put there by a giant :walrii: that for three years had been tunneling under the :walrii: which was named after a :walrii: named :walrii: who ate a :walrii: made by a :walrii: who was :walrii: to a :walrii: named :walrii: that married a :walrii: and had a :walrii: that grew up to be a :walrii:, and shot an arm of a :walrii: who later had it amputated and then bought :walrii: from a small :walrii: named :walrii: who’s mother once threw a :walrii: into a wishing :walrii: that was built by a mysterious :walrii: who lost the game two years earlier to a :walrii: so the story of :walrii: ended in :walrii: confusion.


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Re: Terrible "Roast" Lines
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2016, 09:10:38 pm »
Wow.  O.O

But I bet you added that last part about the game yourself. <_<
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Re: Terrible "Roast" Lines
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2016, 09:39:38 pm »
Indeed. :trollface:

Did you understand the plot, by the way? :P
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Re: Terrible "Roast" Lines
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2016, 10:09:02 pm »
Somewhat. :P
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Re: Terrible "Roast" Lines
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2016, 04:05:15 am »
Do I just replace the :walrii: with the word "walrii?"
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Re: Terrible "Roast" Lines
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2016, 01:53:12 pm »
Yes. :P (with an uppercase at the beginning)
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Re: Terrible "Roast" Lines
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2016, 08:51:37 pm »
I don't exactly see how this matches the topic. :P
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Re: Terrible "Roast" Lines
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2016, 09:25:22 pm »
The goal of this topic is extremely unclear, though <_<

maybe the title should be "How to roast a :walrii:"
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Re: How to Roast a :walrii:
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2016, 01:28:27 am »
Well now it is. :trollface:
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Re: Terrible "Roast" Lines
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2016, 04:50:31 am »
You only changed the title of your last post, not the topic itself, though. To change the topic title you must change the title of the first post.
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Re: Terrible "Roast" Lines
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2016, 04:45:04 pm »
But roasting :walrii: 's would be inhumane
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Re: Terrible "Roast" Lines
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2016, 10:03:25 pm »
Indeed, unless that's all you have to eat (if you live in Northern Canada, Alaska or Greenland then that's a possibility). I heard the meat tastes a bit like beef, but eating it raw or not cooked well enough is dangerous because parasites tend to hide inside their body and the only way to kill them is cooking.

I doubt walruses are eaten anywhere else than those areas. :P
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Re: Terrible "Roast" Lines
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2016, 01:37:06 am »
You never know... :trollface:

Wait...how would that be inhumane? They're animals, aren't they? And haven't we as humans already established that we can eat anything?
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Re: Terrible "Roast" Lines
« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2016, 01:43:46 am »
Indeed, unless that's all you have to eat (if you live in Northern Canada, Alaska or Greenland then that's a possibility). I heard the meat tastes a bit like beef, but eating it raw or not cooked well enough is dangerous because parasites tend to hide inside their body and the only way to kill them is cooking.

I doubt walruses are eaten anywhere else than those areas. :P
Probably rural people in Alaska use them as a food source.

You never know... :trollface:

Wait...how would that be inhumane? They're animals, aren't they? And haven't we as humans already established that we can eat anything?
What I meant was roasting them alive, I have nothing against killing and eating things :P
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Re: Terrible "Roast" Lines
« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2016, 03:50:31 am »
Oh. Okay. :P
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